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Orange shitpost = a truth (often funny) which simultaneously undermines a corrupt system based on debt and slavery while aiding the proliferation of a new system based on freedom and unbridled abundance

it's hilarious how people think that worms like the rain.

bitch, they hate the rain.

they literally get flooded out of their cozy subterranean homes and are forced to crawl around totally exposed on the pavement until they get stepped on or run over or eaten alive by a bird100x their size.

and those are the lucky ones.

imagine having a dragon swoop down, man-handle you with its talons then take you home to be torn apart by its babies. this is happening right now in my backyard as robins are making shuttle runs from the driveway to their nests.

think about that next time your tee-time is delayed

Just wait till they figure out you can literally put the cheese in their heads

DANDELIONS ARE NOT WEEDS

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Hey com’on now Big Mike needs some love too

Any moms out there lookin for a zap?

#wheredamomsat