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wir wollen nicht ein stück vom kuchen, wir wollen die ganze bäckerei

Now I'm gonna continue walking

In the modern world

Which justifies every egotistical perversion

With scientific talk

And new ways to walk

'Cause I'm a practical American

From the Middle-West

And I can piss on a grave

While welcoming guests

If cold's what I am

I'm cold 'till the end

sorry I lied

I am literally so happy for you

I am too much of a boomer to figure out how replies work here

as if people in porn were good looking…

“oh officer… is this a gun or are you just happy to see me?”, “no, it’s actually a gun”, “oh, ok, sorry officer”

yes, I am specialised at making things crappier. whenever you need!!!!!

they have substituted some of the layers for good humor

finally I’m part of a random bunch

HAHAHAH

environmentalists should be happy I’m getting around on a high horse and not in a car.

who left mariana unsupervised????

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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la pa gan di ta