That pesky hooman needs to go get some more of that chicken and Jollof she brought home. Best chicken ever!

Not even the cone could stop our yearly tradition of going to see the Christmas lights. Niko loves them!

⚡️🚨 NEW - False prophet claims God will flood the earth on christmas. Followers sell everything to build arks
A Ghanaian false prophet named Eboh Noah says God has warned him that the world will end on Christmas Day - not by fire, but by another global flood.
He claims God instructed him to build eight arks, mirroring the story of Noah, to save chosen families who will repopulate the Earth after the flood.
According to reports, followers have sold all their possessions and handed him the money, convinced the apocalypse is days away.
➥ No scientific warnings.
➥ No global alerts.
➥ Just false promise… and arks being built.
https://blossom.primal.net/b26dfb437cd02a2f969a3e5901b5225512861ff489825044edb6e9cf9789c2aa.mp4
https://blossom.primal.net/1223097b823f4c5c2161effba375e9da0c6220c635075ab159fc3f9d1ef90a23.mp4
Someone else clearly never read the Bible
DINNER TONIGHT 😋🍽️
My wife nostr:nprofile1qqsdynkudn60s74fm9pwpuelj8kv5p97c66mxy8z63akt0lv2p5kd4cpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuctswqh8yatwdahxvmr40qhxjmc6dh5rp IS AN ABSOLUTELY AMAZING COOK ...
GYRO 🥙 HOMEMADE , MEAT , TAZIKI AND SOME AVOCADO 🥑
https://blossom.primal.net/c0345e1cb7e2b1b050f23f7860d17136eab0a0108e7185eefe057ebb37911b51.mp4

Yeah she is!!
Scottie, I don't have thumbs to hold a pencil. I think I'm gonna have to recruit some help!
Dear Santa, I've been the goodest boy ever! Um, no, no need to verify that with the hooman.

The brokest celebrity ever, but the ladies just can't resist the Niko belly. I should start charging for pets.

How hard are you stacking sats? I fill my days stealing the hoomans phone to give sats away. Sometimes she finds me and takes it, but it's fun while it lasts! She's gotta stack harder, I tell ya'.

FREEDOM AT LAST!

Ha ha! That is fantastic. Thank you for being on Niko's team Scottie.
Oh No.

Niko maintains his innocence



Apparently paw prints and brown and white fur were found at the scene of the lambchop murder.

I was Framed or I regret Nuffin'! The doggy daycare murder mystery starts Monday. Tune in to find out who the guilty party turns out to be.

I do not. Just saving myself some money by not eating out
Cooking from scratch to save and stack more sats. Chicken n' dumplins for days!
