Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

Where are they? My pitchfork is ready! 😠

Are the bitcoin cycles over.. hahaha what kinda question is that. Is the halving gonna drive a pump or not.. haha real stupid questions the answer to this is always yes. The only way btc wont pump for a halving is if mostly everyone sells and no one is gonna do that..

People who ring you on the phone instead of texting first, think:

"I don't care if you might be busy with something, stop everything you're doing, and talk to me right now." RUDE.

For old people, fine, this is how they always did things and it's hard to change.

I double checked, couldn't verify the Christians one, but the Jews post was hidden. Nostr fixes this (sort of?)

Pics from my morning walk. Buster appears in unexpected places. #grownostr #nature #hiking #catstr #countrylife

For the sake of humanity I am willing to donate the landmass of Australia to communism.

The plan is simple, we round up every climate cultist, Marxist, socialist, transmaoist and leftoid in every country and dump them in Australia. All the politicians, the journos, the actors, anyone who thinks shit is “free”, we get them all shipped to Australia and offer an exchange program for the 20 Million Aussies that will be displaced by this program so they can exit.

Then as we wrap up we destroy the airports and ports on the way out and leave them to their communist utopia. Nothing may never leave Australia, no person or data, they will be completely isolated and the world will treat Australia as radioactive waste which must be avoided at all costs.

The commies get to implement their vision so what’s not to like for them, and the rest of us can move on with life without having sociopathic malthusians trying to dictate all aspects of life to the rest of us.

Who’s in?

answers when?

🙏 drop him from space

Twitter / X = CIA owned & controlled

Elon = CIA surrogate

'Hope'