ANNOUNCING: Magma AI – The first machine learning-powered channel recommender on the #LightningNetwork. It’s here to transform channel management from guesswork to intelligent guidance.

What’s inside Magma AI?
😇 Altruistic Mode: Strengthen the entire Lightning ecosystem, scaling liquidity and efficiency for the network as a whole.
🪄 Optimized Mode: Tailor channel recommendations for your specific node, perfect for high-volume businesses focused on performance gains.
At its core, Magma AI supports the emerging machine economy—preparing Bitcoin’s payment layer for a future where automated, high-frequency transactions flow as seamlessly as bits across the internet. No machine learning expertise needed.
Developed in collaboration with Stillmark, Magma AI represents the next phase of Bitcoin innovation—bridging cutting-edge research and strategic investment to prepare the Lightning Network for global business adoption and form the foundation of a thriving, decentralized economy.
Learn more: https://amboss.tech/blog/magma-ai
Try it out: https://amboss.space
This is the evolution of #Bitcoin infrastructure—let’s build it together.
This is a massive upgrade that will help Bitcoin reach its next calling: providing the trustless payments for the machine economy at the scale of the internet.

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We are so early.

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I guess killing Christmas wasn't bad enough

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nostr:npub1h8nk2346qezka5cpm8jjh3yl5j88pf4ly2ptu7s6uu55wcfqy0wq36rpev a good friend finally conceded I was right about #bitcoin today (I felt nothing). He did however bring up a query about how credit would work on a #BTC standard. My response is fundamentally credit doesn’t work in a deflationary environment. After a few beers and crossed eyes, I still stand by this statement. But is there a possibility for credit on a Bitcoin standard in your view? I can’t see how it works?
"I'll pay you later" ... That's credit as far as I'm concerned.
Otherwise, there was a TV spot about using Bitcoin to de risk multi family home loans

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Bitcoin at 100k.
Everything else is background noise.
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I just heard a cover. Near miss.

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Preparing to dig into this Hal Finney relief carving in reclaimed slate..⚒️🏃🏻♂️
This is the largest relief I’ve ever done and probably the most complicated.
Aiming to have this ready for the nostr:npub1rujwkh9c3jnq70g3v62rrm6m7pxqsz25675narm74q9emcwqltjswe00fg auction for the 4th annual Running Bitcoin Challenge benefitting ALS research.
Stay tuned for more updates! 
Dope!!

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