But but but it's NOSTR 
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Yup the smartest people follow the herd.
This is an awesome project.
Stupid simple POS. Just paste in a lightning address and create a menu of items.
Talked to two XRP holders.
They told me they are very, very smart.
Usually I can just tell.

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Seeing this offer from nostr:nprofile1qqsz4uq7p44arw0mh83agv2h6ezep7e8mnau403g0p99svhp00hms7cprfmhxue69uhkummnw3ezu6rpdej8j6n4de4hjtnrdaksz8thwden5te0vakx7cnpdskhyetvv9ujucm9wd3juarjv9jx2qfzwaehxw309ahx7um5wfjkzmfdw3jhxapww4czuunpd9k8wcte9eshququcjzc3 to earn yield with a lightning node around. Is it the real deal?
What are the potential downsides or tradeoffs?
#asknostr Anyone know if it's truly risk-free? Experiences welcome!
π #HonestReview #NostrFeedback
The setup is your own lightning node with limited permissions to nostr:nprofile1qqsz4uq7p44arw0mh83agv2h6ezep7e8mnau403g0p99svhp00hms7cprfmhxue69uhkummnw3ezu6rpdej8j6n4de4hjtnrdaksz8thwden5te0vakx7cnpdskhyetvv9ujucm9wd3juarjv9jx2qfzwaehxw309ahx7um5wfjkzmfdw3jhxapww4czuunpd9k8wcte9eshququcjzc3 to run the operations of opening and closing channels and setting fee rates.
Only you can withdraw from Rails.
When I say my head is in the clouds...
I mean it.

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Wow PETA got beef

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It doesn't matter which implementation. You can just automate the inbound as a subscription, which is very inexpensive.
This equates to 0.5% transaction fees on receiving payments (but it's even cheaper right now...more like 0.12%)
What's with the scramble word reply bots??
Channel Management is so freaking easy now

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What an incredible day.
Our waitlist for Rails is overflowing and as I take these discovery calls, most people actually need the other side of the market: liquidity subscriptions.
This market just might balance itself βοΈ β‘
Connect your business to a web of sats.
Bought lightning earrings cuz they're so cool. Naturally, I had to pay with lightning. She accepted Bitcoin β

1) Lightning doesn't magically create money...you have to sell a good or service to generate revenue.
2) Payment processing costs money through Visa or through Lightning, but Lightning is way, way more efficient. See below for Liquidity Subscriptions.
3) There is no need to sell data to earn revenue. Sell a good or service instead.
4) Lightning payments are private by default and can't easily be breached. This is essentially impossible due to strong encryption.
5) You don't need a smartphone for Lightning. You can use a BoltCard or even a feature phone (See Machankura)
Liquidity Subscriptions - Replacement for Visa Payment Processing fees

Why would Google know about your lightning payments? Are you telling them?
Do you track generated invoices to settled invoices?
I think this is potentially the simplest KPI for payment reliability on the receiver side without running max flow simulations.
