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The #cucknet and its consequences.

GM sirs. A bright future lies ahead of us.

Degenerate keeps his #Bitcoin on an exchange thinking he can "time the market" for another cycle and win bigly. During a fat rally a massive financial crisis hits and capital controls are enacted. His shithole restricts withdrawals to "unhosted wallets" to "ensure financial stability" and "curb money laundering and illicit activities". How now holds IOUs and is subjected to taxes on unrealized gains. The border agent refuses to take anything other than #Bitcoin when he tries to leave the country to avoid the draft. He dies of hypothermia in a trench god knows where.

Many such cases. Sad.

Replying to Avatar Minibits

Did you say faster NWC zaps?

Seems that yesterday's update of nostr:npub1kvaln6tm0re4d99q9e4ma788wpvnw0jzkz595cljtfgwhldd75xsj9tkzv wallet fixes some of the really annoying issues with zaps reliability, at least when sending zaps from Minibits mint.

As a wanted side effect, you should see that zaps are delivered way much faster 🚀 🚀 🚀 !

Nice.

It's all nice and well when #bitcoin pumps. But what do you think will be the low in 2026?

#Bitcoin ers on #nostr when the everything bubble pops and everyone holding their wealth in stocks, real estate and bonds gets plunged into poverty.

https://video.nostr.build/52ab0d3f3cabd9f9b11477cecf846fd7a080d08a103fd9943e230007cbfb6a4a.webm