Send me 5000 sats, I'll send you 10,000 back 😂
Oh shit, programmers are going to lose their jobs 😆
I won't lie, I love what I currently do. I do small collections on behalf of different cities and townships for like speeding tickets and other fines. People compliment me on how nice, quick and professional I am on the phones (I even had a guy today say I have a radio voice 😆). I'm also like the only white guy there so like I never "are you calling from India?". I basically say pay ticket or risk license suspension. I have a background being a manager for a door to door company representing save the children and I used to be a credit operations manager for Rogers 😅 so collections is easy and fun, especially when you have the ability to talk back to rude people and not get in trouble because they in collections. That being said. They know I'm really good at my job and want me to work on bank portfolio doing like 3rd and 5th assignment which is like hardest shit on the planet. The commissions is extremely higher but trade off is, I'm dealing with 30 year old debt that is like $500,000 😆.
I was told I'm being promoted into a new department collecting bank debts worth like $100,000+ and I'm like please don't, just leave me the fuck alone 😆. I'm happy where I am.
Imma tell the ladies my dick is inflation 😆
I'm sooo tired 😫
Well according to the Egyptians, cats lead people to the after life. So you may wanna reconsider 😅
So I called this woman over a $200 bill. She mentioned she wanted to leave the country due to cost of living. I mentioned it's my dream to move to el savador. She then points out she's el savadorian and her mom recently moved back. She told me her mom owns more bitcoin then her 😂. If the calls were not recorded I would of asked her out on a date 😂
Pokemom Nostr Purple Rom Hack 😆
Who would be the best gym leaders?
What's next, multi signature npubs and nsecs 😆
Goodnight. Hold your loved ones tight 
#catstr #cat
I have a week to master parking. 🫠
Any single female bitcoiners here. Also looking to connect 😏
The way KFC makes their gravy (at least here in Canada). Drain deep fryer at the end of the night. Take all the settlement at the bottom. Put in a strainer and leave in fridge with a bunch of rubber boxes of chicken blood. In morning take it out and portion it. Put in fridge. Heat up a pot of boiling water and then put in settlement and wait til that shit breaks down. Then pour in your powder with bunch of random ingredients and reduce the heat. The next leave in the warmer up front. End of the night. They leave it in the warmer and turns to jellow and any longer then a day and 🤮🤮🤮.
It's hard to get your bearings when there are no bears here 💀😅
