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My MBTI is GTFO.

可以咁樣企起身、體能幾好… 可惜都係冇用

https://void.cat/d/3Wf19iHk9JCM3zR3P7u4pA.webp

句嘢寫到好似民眾平時一日到黑都撐傘但係個颱風搞到民眾冇得做一日到黑都做開嘅嘢咁 https://void.cat/d/M5BEQwBGoM6TovHpdwB4UA.webp

“Crypto Is Illegal in China. Binance Does $90 Billion of Business There Anyway.”: https://www.wsj.com/articles/crypto-is-illegal-in-china-binance-does-90-billion-of-business-there-anyway-2a0af975

I have a hunch about those unnamed sources: https://void.cat/d/A7xkfdnSR7xRqLWUg1mkTa.webp

Dear English Language: why must the spellings of “infarction” and “infraction” be so alike?

“Thatchers explains pungent ‘cannabis’ smell in villages near North Somerset factory”: https://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2023-08-01/thatchers-explains-pungent-cannabis-smell-in-villages-near-factory

大麻個妹原來唔係小麻而係利賓納

“SoFi is just a bank”: https://www.ft.com/content/4626899c-750c-4730-9bf0-dc29a20b7261

The only Popeye’s I’ve had was the bastardised version in Hong Kong so I can’t be sure:

https://void.cat/d/WTgah95i2MRGfNUNTCheRn.webp

《金髮女郎在敲門 鮑公「黃袍加身」?》 https://www1.hkej.com/dailynews/investment/article/3521067/%E9%87%91%E9%AB%AE%E5%A5%B3%E9%83%8E%E5%9C%A8%E6%95%B2%E9%96%80+%E9%AE%91%E5%85%AC%E3%80%8C%E9%BB%83%E8%A2%8D%E5%8A%A0%E8%BA%AB%E3%80%8D%3F

明明係金髮女孩 ☹️ 仲要唔係人哋開門請佢入嚟,係佢自己擅闖民居食人啲嘢兼坐爛人哋張櫈 ☹️

https://void.cat/d/WZSh4iWJSka8LmjR3XPD7e.webp

驟眼睇以為係頂帽 #foxnews

畀隻貓濕咗一鎚 ☹️ 佢攣緊我隻腳時踎低想摸摸、點知背囊條帶撩到佢嚇親佢

Overheard: Boolean pronounced as boo-lean (as in lean meat) 🤯

“HS2 is officially ‘unachievable’ after being given red rating”: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/jul/30/hs2-officially-unachievable-red-rating-problems-london-birmingham

搞唔掂高鐵何不起住動車先?

呢啲 claim 分明係引人去 fact-check 一下… 結果如下:

2023:

1 玉桂狗;2 布甸狗;3 Kuromi;4 PC 狗;5 Hello Kitty … 51 老豬

2022:

1 玉桂狗;2 布甸狗;3 Kuromi;4 PC 狗;5 My Melody … 50 老豬

2021:

1 玉桂狗;2 布甸狗;3 PC 狗;4 My Melody;5 Kuromi … 50 老豬

https://void.cat/d/FXnXBHVQ1NS2U6BxKoGeGs.webp

https://void.cat/d/DBh9Azq2WHm36M2cTHbBhJ.webp

乜嚟㗎!唔覺我有裝過呢個 beta 喎

https://void.cat/d/CUBArNRRR5Bdwaai2ophmF.webp

本人死對頭之一:可拆除式食物鉸剪。大大話話用咗 10 年,但每次裝嵌都要試齊晒(正面反面 × 正面反面 × 左右調轉 =)8 個 configurations 先裝得返埋。