Om nom nom 😋 (Achari Indian Kitchen, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/652ed4898352b8652ba8f659?s=D0J8veUeIFuhli1JjNRbDQ1nkJM
整容前／整容中（剪完髮型未夠時間剪個身就要開飯） 
Take me back to simpler times when incredible actually meant not credible
假如呢度真係禮義之邦的話，點解蜘蛛會走入人哋隻鞋嘅呢⁈⁈⁈⁈⁈
There needs to be an AI that answers surveys in seconds https://void.cat/d/GGyJzMZc9e8TRUjTxocpXE.webp
“FTX thief cashes out millions during Bankman-Fried trial”: https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-67090501
All I wanna do is set up a smart watch but the app goes all Matrix on me https://void.cat/d/DkHuvFhqzwATY8ejJP7EQw.webp
今早屋企大門黐住咗隻蜘蛛仔… 要開度門罅側側身走。到放工返嚟希望唔會完整封冚晒度門
有邊個估到兩樣溝埋係會變你老母
明明本國係 Rolls-Royce 同 Dyson 呢啲尖端發動機（OK 即係風扇）技術龍頭企業嘅發源地，但係點解住宅裝埋啲廁所風扇總係弱雞過 Muji 座檯 USB 風扇？有冇得上 Amazon 直接訂一組 Rolls-Royce 引擎裝喺廁所度？
留意到有一戶嘅露台有啲古怪。每當放工經過，如果聽到露台有聲而望上去，喺露台坐住 hea 嘅會係兩個佬；但週末放狗經過，就會換成兩隻拳師狗。人同狗永遠冇一齊出現過。
暫時起咗個故事大綱係兩條佬中咗魔咒，喺週末會蓬一聲變成拳師狗、到星期一又會蓬一聲變返佬，但未諗到點解會係咁、點樣解咒 etc
我一踎低佢就噼啪瞓低反肚，以為初次見面就討摸肚腩咁豪放… 原來係自舐 (Medical Library, St. Michael’s Hill) - https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/6522ca2c84f3110a267b5406?s=ySrUbE3H-O8GqiTatqmn-m940-A
Um… you can have /bin for binaries or /var for variable files but not both?
轉咗 𝕺𝖝𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕰𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝕯𝖎𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖞 𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 但暫時並冇更典雅嘅感覺
*ka-ching!* 💸 https://void.cat/d/7VTh7WxwSj3d9Y3Q7dqR5L.webp
This morning I was greeting a cat basking in a front yard when a squirrel barked at us then climbed up a pipe on to the roof. Meanwhile, a basset hound watched all of this going down bemused from behind a window next door.
It’s like a random scene from https://theycantalk.com/
買了無聊嘢
