用公司個 Yammer 出公告之前唔可以漏空自己個 profile pic 一定要 upload 樣… 唯有搵張悶蛋證件相再搵 AI 換個 café 背景落去。點知退地退得多得滯、佢連我啲髮型都換埋變咗陳奕迅咁款… OK 照 upload
我自己就好神心跟足，但喺市面上其實冇乜人理。（而最終你幾唔跟 spec 都好啲電話又 scan 到嗰下先吹佢唔脹吖嘛！） https://void.cat/d/6zpkhb77ABoc6adVbZyaxB.webp
The social media persona of my mushroom farm will be a giant shitake mushroom that barges into current affairs threads with shit takes
同埋我會喺龍城酒家隔籬開一間濃情卡拉 OK
If I start a sake brewery the sake it makes will be called For Christ’s Sake
食 whole nut 朱古力間唔中搣到一格係全朱古力嘅食落口會有莫名嘅喜悅… 就好似食雙黃蓮蓉月一件切四舊間唔中有一舊係淨蓮蓉咁
排排下隊買早餐赫然見到前面個人戴住嘅頭箍式耳筒係有支天線指向天嘅！睇真啲有紅圈紅線，懷疑係公司標準配置嘅 Plantronics 網絡會議用耳機！畀佢攞咗嚟篤落電話聽 Spotify！好聽咩咁？（同埋支咪指向天當天線收得好啲咩？）
此 game 對龍虎武師有相當嚴格嘅體能要求
想發明一條 USB 叉電線係如果你直接拉條線而唔係個插頭的話係會電你一嘢… 久而久之就會戒除掹線掹到個駁口爛嘅壞習慣而改為… 由得佢長叉。
又到咗著衫除衫有靜電嘅季節… 但當件衫揩到塊面嘅時候點解永遠都係鼻樑同面珠之間最薄最敏感嗰層纖纖玉面畀靜電彈到嘅？ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Was picking hair off the bathroom floor when I noticed 3 strands in a row that looked like the Ebola virus. Is the universe trying to tell me something?
剛才一邊發白日夢一邊搽潤唇膏，點知唧咗啲膏落手指度… 唯有再用手指掂返落嘴唇啦。橫掂件事已經咁 feminine，搽完就順便抿咗下嘴。🫦
Do you hate music in general or beamed quavers specifically?
Tempted
今日收到一宗投訴係話對面嘅學生租戶唱 K 唱夜咗但咁都未係重點，「特登寫嚟投訴主要係因為唱得難聽」… 心中響起側田《難頂 KTV》（但敝部門並冇同鄉可以分享呢個爛 gag）
自從戴多咗無線耳機之後發現本人耳窿一邊大一邊細，要左右耳裝唔同大小嘅軟膠模先唔會成日戴戴下跌一隻出嚟… 有冇啲乜嘢運動或者食療可以改善大細耳窿嘅問題？
《曾作歌聲援雨傘運動 英樂隊 Blur 成員稱「不被允許」來港 入境處：未接獲有關申請》 https://channelchk.com/%E5%8D%B3%E6%99%82%E7%86%B1%E8%A9%B1/%E6%9B%BE%E4%BD%9C%E6%AD%8C%E8%81%B2%E6%8F%B4%E9%9B%A8%E5%82%98%E9%81%8B%E5%8B%95-%E8%8B%B1%E6%A8%82%E9%9A%8ABlur%E6%88%90%E5%93%A1%E7%A8%B1-%E4%B8%8D%E8%A2%AB%E5%85%81%E8%A8%B1-%E4%BE%86%E6%B8%AF-%E5%85%A5%E5%A2%83%E8%99%95-%E6%9C%AA%E6%8E%A5%E7%8D%B2%E6%9C%89%E9%97%9C%E7%94%B3%E8%AB%8B