Yes I’ll take this thank you
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Elderly ant standing up in a crowd: “I was born in an era before Ziploc bags were a household commodity!”
(Collective gasp in the anthill)
No café exam is complete without a visit by the hairy faced examiner
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感冒沒甚麼好怕的，屙個排毒美顏屎就好了。（但只代表今次隻嘢嘅表徵去到結尾係腸胃問題，唔代表你食瀉藥會快啲好 OK？）
強勁體能 + 從底褲掹槍動作純熟
Overpackaged 的山崎パン https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2z7wCiHyUA
圖一：其他觀眾睇嘅畫面
圖二：本人睇嘅畫面（💭 Epic 評價點樣？） https://void.cat/d/H4cxm1At2j6tEtD3qhc8bQ.webp https://void.cat/d/UUJwRffNgHt1pe7nnruSTf.webp
試嘢 (Mercy Mercy Mercy, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/6595708387874e554cd9cbf0?s=luhCsh_icmqY7O41Y1NMkLGhC_w
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飲住啡睇馬馬
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試嘢 (Mercy Mercy Mercy, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/6595708387874e554cd9cbf0?s=luhCsh_icmqY7O41Y1NMkLGhC_w
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首日返工主要係清走啲祝賀電郵，但又唔可以用條簡單 rule 就隔走晒因為有啲人鍾意講完 Happy New Year 然後開波投訴正經嘢
實驗證明：將廚房個水龍頭換成撳粒掣變花灑嗰隻，可有效減低洗洗下嘢彈到周圍都係所引致嘅暴怒。
如果叱咤要改革的話，我會建議引入扣分制，將個「足」字讀成 joke 之類就打佢八折。
傳心師話呢個眼神係叫你拎開部 laptop 畀佢瞓上嚟
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盒裝 full English 人一世物一世點都要試一次
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呢個係一種表達極度不滿嘅睡姿：個身褪到最入、個頭深深埋藏喺被舖、只剩一隻眼監察住外面。
話說剛才畀糧佢食，如果係其他屋企人會再搣啲風乾雞肉呀、三文魚呀咁當係味精舖喺面，但咁啱呢啲用晒，咁我唯有淨係加啲平時當零食佢都鍾意食嘅麵包落去啦。點知食咗一啖佢就以「呢間茶餐廳係咪換咗個廚」嘅錯愕表情望住我，然後就無精打采鑽咗入佢個竇口 💔
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我一路以為「冇死錯人」嘅意思係閻羅王要嚟討你命一定係有原因，i.e. 引伸意思係有不幸事情發生喺一個人身上一定係因為佢有其抵佢仆街之處。但似乎坊間用法係任何嘢嘅發生一定係有人計啱咗數，e.g.「啲貨賣得平？唔使戥店家擔心喎，一定冇死錯人㗎喎」🤔
Don’t know how many years I can keep doing this for but just budgeted for enough funds to max out my ISA this tax year 🕺
當蜂窩式網絡有了意識，第一個念頭就是
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A group of swans is called a murder because of their murderous aura
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