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My MBTI is GTFO.

炙り茶碗蒸し 😋

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從「我會淨係食薯條、但唔會淨係食茄汁」嚟睇,客觀上邊樣嘢係主角其實係昭然若揭的… 但偏偏每當拎薯條點茄汁時,主觀地我會認為茄汁先係主角 🚬 奉勸各位唔好成為別人生命中的薯仔 🚬 明明有背負起主角重擔之實,卻偏永無主角之名份 🚬

“The New DLR Trains Could Have Toy Steering Wheels Installed”: https://londonist.com/london/transport/steering-wheels-new-dlr-trains

Next time my shoulder gets slammed into the wall on an abrupt turn, I’ll blame the brat driving at the front.

Isle of Wight 我都想去,但要搵兩個姓黃嘅陪我去(OK 王或者汪都得)

追松鼠嘅狗遇到唔驚狗嘅松樹,頓時變得茫然

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啋過你咩~ 你個網頁有小朋友睇㗎!

https://void.cat/d/W4SobtfkTz45AoKkaJka4o.webp

個名改得蘊含住豐富資訊… 只上到內聯網嘅唔叫得 Internet、唔瀏覽得網頁嘅唔叫得 Web、用 dial-up 嘅唔叫得 Broadband https://void.cat/d/8s13DMUp3jcyAYRpQpqyHb.webp

盒嘢我留意咗好耐,一路都有個點令我好狐疑… 點解寫就寫 BARISTA CAT,但配幅人扮鴨嘅圖?直至今日終於近距離睇:

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Suggested quiz entry for the Living in the UK test

Q: How do you gracefully eat a croissant with icing sugar on it?

A: You don’t.

Bonus point for coughing as you inhale some of the icing and now there’s white powder on your glasses

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I put in way too much effort setting up my browser tab groups https://void.cat/d/WRqYFF5t3y1p76iGbnygHj.webp

嗰個 “new” Teams 是不是甚麼邪惡的 HTML5 扮成 native app 東西… 點解喺你未得閒撳 update 之前可以完全 blank 晒個版面乜都做唔到?

一般人視角:樣

本人視角:著呢啲鞋返藥房,對腳死咗啦

https://void.cat/d/7ksmzNV1fkENjhYfk2WEfN.webp

First snow

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“Peregrine lander: Private US Moon mission runs into trouble”: https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-67915696

具體嘅 trouble:「勢估唔到陽光原來係耀眼得不能直視!」

https://void.cat/d/V6BUpNfyqyAz4yiiX254WZ.webp