… is the best kind of correct 
終於頂唔順 Virgin Media 嘅窒下窒下而要鼓起勇氣請 Openreach 嚟鑽牆。（已獲業主同意並表示雀躍。）是日校啱時間喺 Virgin Media 約滿前 31 日搵佢終止服務。雖然佢又 offer 優惠價又有得加少少錢搭張 O2 SIM 乜乜七七拖咗好耐，最終都難唔到我呢個久經 Netvigator 訓練嘅香港仔，成功 cut 線 ✌️
公司性質係要招呼啲研究對象，而佢哋參與嘅研究係要禁食（DKLM 個輸入法畀咗禁色畀我）幾小時再嚟我哋度，所以 reception 備有各種輕食招呼佢哋離開前食返餐。於是公司就有個 random 福利係啲三文治／卷類去到到期日就會派畀收工同事。今次本人收到個 veggie caesar wrap，裏面嚿齋果然有啲似齋鹵味。
“Hong Kongers embrace political activism in their new home”: https://hongkonger.world/2024/06/26/hong-kongers-embrace-political-activism-in-their-new-home/
Just don’t fuck this up any further by making tax cuts your one issue, thus thinking like bigots in other issues
“Southgate accepts negative reaction to England is ‘probably because of me’”: https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/jun/26/gareth-southgate-england-fans-euro-2024
收譏親自收咗啲譏 ☹️
到最終總有些段落要孤身一人的走吧，若你願意直面那些夢魘。
去油站入油喺油泵直接付款係少數一定要你篤張咭入去、唔畀用 contactless 嘅情境之一。建議喺咁難得嘅情況下，如果彈咭就要強力地 eject 張咭去到幾丈遠咁。
雞包售罄 (🤌ಠ益ಠ)🤌 (Costco, Avonmouth) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/667c10b85ec38827a68cb724?s=ANN-kF0dqmHxTcqOyaRnSiUgmKU
本人雙子座 🙋 擅長將所有缺點都歸咎於星座、所有優點都歸功於自己努力克服了星座的天性 😤
Caught the neighbours horsing around 🤔
明明唔係跑馬地 🤔 
如何判斷夏天來臨：唔使睇溫度，而係當搣一排 Dairy Milk 朱古力嚟食發覺黐手嘅時候，就係夏天嚕。
“The cautionary tale of Huy Fong’s hot sauce”: https://www.economist.com/business/2024/06/20/the-cautionary-tale-of-huy-fongs-hot-sauce
⚠️ 滙豐擠提 ⚠️
Asians are savages 
Ironically, it’s impolite to guilt people into boosting your reach by saying it’s polite. 
《民建聯強烈爭取「迪士尼郵輪」落戶香港：願意提供一切協助》 https://lihkg.com/thread/3722228/
點知最能夠協助到任何嘢嘅答案都係民建聯收皮
正確使用樓梯 
又遇到「影咩影 DNLM」衝鋒貓 
佢叫自己做 Build-a-voter，但我當係 spot the stupid 咁用： https://www.economist.com/interactive/uk-general-election/build-a-voter/ 
唔係扮「😋」呢個樣，而係四粒犬齒都有蛀到入骨嘅風險要剝，剝晒就冇嘢頂住條脷 