唔知係乜嘢 UFO 嚟… 影咗先

渣 ga… vitriol 都串錯

ワガママはわからない 🤷

PM4PM → 💔

PM4MP → 💔

“A return to decency.” Hear hear.

畀路上嘅貓咬咗啖 ☹️ 明明係佢畀我摸到四腳朝天打開肚在先 ☹️ 一掂個肚肚就翻身大叫「你以為你係邊個！！！」（意譯，原文為「喵」）抓住衫袖叼咗啖 ☹️

鑊勁鹹呢個港人據點都守唔到

All the vanity accounts, in or out of character, doing their bit to remind you it’s polling day 🥹

Bub-你老母-ble 啦

歷史上嚟講，喺首相宣佈大選後，執政同反對黨嘅民意走勢會逆轉並收窄差距。但今年多咗 Reform UK 呢部吸塵機去吸晒執政反對兩黨裏面啲黐線票，變咗兩黨差距雖然都係收窄咗，但係齊齊失緊票。🫠

圖 sausage: https://www.economist.com/interactive/uk-general-election/polls

無論去到邊都係擺脫唔到網絡安全隱患

Here as an unsolicited special correspondent for the English Breakfast Society (The Malago, Southville) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66854a6c547e6d38e7a69e2f?s=WZV75NXqZDGekbgoJuLTisN1kW0

It Ain’t Over ’Til It’s Over – Lenny Kravitz

可以無縫地過渡入去

小涼伴 – RubberBand

姓霍嘅開越南粉店兼賣清酒 → Phở Fok’s Sake

(Sausage: https://www.threads.net/@ku10_11/post/C86RwRRhjx8 )

這是甚麼騎呢怪組合套餐

始終都係逃不過李嘉誠 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Join 咗 Three（下面嗰啲 MVNO 仔啫）

哀怨眼神

通常朝早嘅梳洗程序係：刷牙剃鬚沖涼搽面，一樣緊接住一樣，咁搽面嘅時候就順便感受下前所未有嘅貼服順滑［150 字鬚刨廣告文案］咁啦。但今日見係週末咁就沖完涼碌咗半個鐘電話先去搽面，點知塊面已經嚡手！只能說人年輕新陳代謝都快啲。

🤗：Mastodon 有得揀廣東話

🫠：個「於」字會核突咗

就嚟唔使自己同新舊公司各自周旋（但舊約幾時終止有冇提前終止附加費呢啲就繼續係麻麻煩煩） https://www.ofcom.org.uk/phones-and-broadband/switching-provider/enforcement-programme-into-failed-implementation-of-one-touch-switch/