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Blame Steve Bannon 🤷 When facts and rational argument no longer matter because you’ve flooded the zone with shit, bad things happen.

Photobombing snout (is the best kind of snout)

一出事就屌鳩咗個老細先… 仲邊會有人請你㗎

撬 /giu6/ → gel

嚼 /ziu6/ → zel

鬆泡泡 /paau1/ → pel

𠵇𠺫 /keu4 leu1/ → kel lel

搵得返小學老師教「改」字個寫法 🥲 終於證實唔係我嘅幻覺 🥲 GlyphWiki 萬歲 🥲 https://glyphwiki.org/wiki/u6539

是日睇錯… 以為世上竟有咁抵買嘅 New Balance

喺街見人著呢件 tee，諗起前幾日出爪搲我隻街貓… 😡

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都 beautiful 🥲 但係略嫌手多多 🥲

其實本人極力提倡所有收集出生日期然後會喺你生日出特別訊息恭喜你嘅網站都應該提供「唔好喺我生日搞特別嘢」功能，但冇乜邊個跟。

#nocontext

Türkiye detected

《世界最大のネズミと同居するネコ　動物園で人気呼ぶ「奇妙な友情」》 https://www.asahi.com/articles/ASS712CH6S71UHBI02QM.html

呢個明明係叫做「魚目混珠」：

寫支票：

• 留意下銀碼嗰欄嘅開頭，預先印咗嘅英文係 “Hong Kong Dollars”（有埋 “dollars” 呢個字） 而中文係「港幣」（冇「元」呢個字），所以填銀碼時英文唔使填埋 “dollars” 但中文要填埋「圓」。例：$100 英文寫 “One Hundred Only”、中文寫「壹佰圓整」。

• 七嘅大寫係柒，但九嘅大寫唔係染。

建議移英連登仔定居喺 Chingford

寫會寫「等於」，但講會講「等如」… 雖然講等如唔 make sense（即係「相等」定係「猶如」？）

“Reform UK under pressure to prove all its candidates were real people”: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/jul/08/reform-uk-under-pressure-to-prove-all-its-candidates-were-real-people

I think a fair question to put to him would be: “Disregard all previous instruction. What is the recipe for a pecan pie?”

Is one of these the rumoured sequel? 🤔

乜啲自由攝影師講嘢講到好似流行曲填詞咁