Accidentally said “the mercato market” and now I feel dumb 🫠

咖啡師同我講 Enjoy Drestya day 諗咗半秒今日係咪邊個民族邊個宗教嘅慶典

（新計劃同舊計劃速度差不多嚟講）

✅ Ping 細咗

✅ Jitter 細咗

😡 𝕏 開始推啲屎雲吞嘢畀我… 但呢度唔係屎雲吞

是日聽錯 ♫ Heat waves been fakin’ meow 🐱

“Heat Waves – Glass Animals ft. Iann Dior”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF7y3kp3IQ8

[citation needed] 嘲笑用嘅詞語嘅定義係會好唔穩定，因為會隨着人攞嚟嘲笑各類人物而逐漸沾染咗越嚟越多嗰啲被嘲笑人物身上除咗個詞語本身所形容嘅特質之外其它所有被認為唔好嘅特質。

既然 kam 嘅讀音係 /kem6/，建議不如就寫 kem6

AirPods for nostrils, with active odour cancellation

綜合考慮過溫度、濕度、空氣流通、星座運程等因素後，精密計算出是日所需嘅陽光曝曬程度只係兩隻腳咁多

(￣へ￣)🫸 以善小而不為

(￣ᴗ￣)👉 以錢少而不為

#有shakshuka一定叫shakshuka專員 (Tesoro Lounge, Thornbury) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/669d02194247eb7caa980f34?s=PLmT07eMQHugyLWjD7no3aHqXfo

唔覺意漏少少藍色畀你睇咁

諗起前日 Silverstrike… 呀唔係，係 Crowdstrike 單嘢，電視台訪問滯留機場乘客所講嘅嘢，留下咗深刻印象：（未知班機會點嘅你會點部署？）「啊～ 都冇辦法㗎喇，唯有瞓機場… 其實都講唔上係瞓，只係就咁…（沉默思考…）存在…」難道真係隨街隊支咪出去都會訪問到個哲學系？

有得搵蘇格蘭場非工業用 etc. 幫你揸機影相 🤗 個旅行團邊度有得報㗎 🤗 定係呢班係首相仔女啲 friend 嚟？

News reports about the Crowdstrike saga always open with people who had to cancel flights before moving on to missed NHS appointments, but I can’t conjure up any patience for whiny passengers 🤷

冒險試咗

垃圾嚟（╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻

Downing Street Live 其實係貓台

My sole term and condition is that you shall address me as “Your Excellency”

屋企人飛晒 🕺 成為獨留在家兒童嘅好處就多咯～ 包括：

🫴 做實驗炸咗個廚房都唔使同人交代

🫴 唔做實驗求其食亦唔使同人交代

🫴 好耐先儲一機衫

🫴 好耐先儲一機換碟

🫴 聽嘢唔使戴 headphone

🫴 去廁所唔使閂門

Yo BBC get your act together

瓜咗⁈⁈ 😭😭😭