Wilma Yau 邱慧瑪
“Do you expect me to talk?” 
People at the society of meteorology thought it funny to name their bar the ISOBAR, but on the first day of opening the Chinese delegate walked into the ISOBAR and replaced the ISO with GB.
A violinist, violist and cellist walk in to a bar, arguing about the clef
與其 Speed dating，何不 Speedo dating
本人心之狀態
21 世紀都過咗就嚟四分一喇～ 仲 telnet～（係都 nc 啦） 
Body moss index (BMI) is a measure of the amount of moss that has grown out of your car body 
Autumn is still going strong 
Parting shot (Roka, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/671e44f1dad01c5ded11e876?s=9lSVajZgbvvys8EwZxCo3_Sh-iU 
畀敵對幫派挑機挑到㷫咗… 不過都係口頭上「咩呀！」「咩呀！」「你邊度㗎！」「跟邊個大佬呀！」之類。 https://video.nostr.build/f8a1ddfde4fd17c09b2b89debbfde68f3793f5c3be590a2eb8fa1b357e54120e.mp4
Burger King 走 burger 
Matchas gracias 但係點解要畀兩隻羹嚟映襯獨來獨往的本人 🥲 (Tsujiri, Camden Town) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/671cff4f18ed8027a5704df0?s=fNVdTwysYX9HW0W0G6JzMcul1Ew 
🚇 Edgware Road, Platform 3
(Boarded a Circle Line train heading for Victoria)
📢 “Destination changed; this train is now going to… Edgware Road”
👨: ??? Okay…?
(5 seconds pass)
📢 “Destination changed; this train is now going to… King’s Cross St. Pancras”
(Everybody disembarked apart from one guy who is fast asleep)
📢 “Destination changed; this train is now going to… Victoria”
(Everybody boards again)
(Doors close; train starts moving)
📢 “Destination changed; this train is now going to… Hammersmith”
(Collective gasp throughout the train)
(Train in fact ends up at Paddington which is okay after all)
(Winner: guy who slept through all this)
退佢老模！(The Design Museum, Kensington) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/671cde999eec260064e10466?s=lrwXlIKs_WqJOlMhXP5Zme2c6T0 
睇咗當食咗 😋 (Japan House, Kensington) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/671cdd66975e0525c207fa2c?s=VzaaTrc_J4N9o7OO5qdb9Qk0hA8 
由亂及治 
#有shakshuka一定叫shakshuka系列 (Sandwich Street Kitchen, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/671ca9635ceb144ecfbde609?s=mlox7j1WBUqeTPA7CfwdhkH5UVU 
Pub 駐場貓比一般家貓更通曉置中望右文青 look 之道 