部電話不期然由袋喺後褲袋調返上前面褸袋再拉埋拉鏈 (London Paddington Railway Station (PAD), London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/67d55854b210725f00c4d9d6?s=1pVXrJm7uhDagqI-MM9KiKn1bvk
見到業務用廚具梗係瞄下個牌子（D. W. Haber） 
The Lib Dems are plain boring.
Source: Hardman, I. (n.d.). Why We Get the Wrong Politicians. Atlantic Books (UK). https://share.libbyapp.com/title/3866100
望佢一眼都執！ #執笠專員 （存活期：10 天）
“Thousands to lose jobs as Starmer scraps NHS England to cut ‘bureaucracy’”: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cx29lrl826rt
The entire raison d’être of Microsoft AutoUpdate is to keep Microsoft AutoUpdate auto-updated
Some may think it’s cute but I find the tube-bus-train mildly infuriating.
Background: https://london-underground.blogspot.com/2012/06/supercar-tube-bus-train-restored.html
一用 Google Pay 畀錢就唔使核實你係本來用嚟畀錢嗰個方法嘅持有人呢單嘢好似有 bug 又好似係一個解決唔到嘅 bug 🤔
大佬我 click 呢度係想知道點樣可以得到呢個 parody account label，而唔係睇你一大堆字解釋唔可以開乜嘢類型嘅 parody account
I am my dog’s emotional support animal
德軍匆忙撤退而遺下的軍備 
Bye Deliveroo (HK)🥲
Me before 20 Jan: “Time for the 6 o’clock news!”
Me after 20 Jan: “Time to see what fresh absurdity Trump has inflicted!”
Gordon: 𝗜𝗧’𝗦 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗥𝗔𝗪!!!
Chef: Sir, this is sashimi.
好似中學啲 trigonometry 題目咁 
撞名
Shorts make YouTube worse. Reels make Instagram worse. Reposting TikTok videos / YouTube shorts / Instagram reels in other platforms makes those platforms worse.
如果閣下係一名姨姨而有自稱為 EE 嘅習慣，去到英國就好戒咗佢喇！！！
#發現新大陸 玩咗 Dots 多年後、到個 app 都變咗孤兒先發覺原來有得悔棋
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諗返其實港大同學會直接辦小學係一種僭越嘅行為… 跟返規矩應該係咁：
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