#AprilFoolsStayOnTwitter
"Bro, seriously stop making memes about ZAPS bro. I mean other payment systems work flawlessly bro. I can't stand seeing the ZAP memes anymore bro. I'm starting to think that you don't understand finance my dude."
HINDENBURG: We are shorting innovation.
ANYONE THAT TOOK 8th GRADE HISTORY: We know.
Never been in need of a lawyer but this is sound advice.
Pay the lawyer to protect your creativity.
I dunno but I don't want it. I Zapped you for your special announcement. I don't want a zap back. I'm happy for you two. You guys and #[2] were the first to welcome me to Nostr and I appreciate it. Congrats on huer union!
Gosh darn it. This is too cute. Y'all be zapped and live happy ever after!
Y'all for serious? Can't ever tell if y'all a real couple or not. Want to be excited and ZAP you both if huge.
👀 #[2] I know it's not much but I'll add a 5k sat ZAP to this if you exnay the kebabay. Who's with me? #[0]
PSA: It can also grind slow as yo mama.
Are you and #[2] going to the chapel???
I support this cause.
Big spread on money management for the old folks. How much cash to keep and where to put it. Little piece in which they lump Bitcoin in with crapto. Thought it was funny.