You don’t put yourself first, - I - put yourself first.

Why would anybody need more than one Lamborghini?

I’ll eat when I’m dead.

If you walk around all the time looking shocked then nobody can ever tell when you’re surprised.

Can you imagine being turned on from a romance novel written by AI?

The ultimate killer app - email from heaven.

You’ll never hear me say cocksucker in a derogatory tone.

“The most boring part of Bitcoin is the price.”

-people with a lot of Bitcoin

The English language is a mishmash of haughty sticks.

Time to get off Medium

Stepfather’s Day is February 31nd.

Comerica

When I grow up, I want to be a non essential worker.

Wokeness is a symptom of the broken monetary system.

Cats are Statists.

20th out 50 best banks in 2023

https://www.forbes.com/lists/americas-best-banks/?sh=7c322d65c0de

Like athletes, mobsters and torturers prefer economy of motion.

I will now demonstrate how my genitals are of low importance.

[crosses legs]

[me consoling a reluctant child accompanied by her mother]

“You know when I was young I was quite shy and now I’m pretty much the same. It never really goes away. I don’t know maybe take a course.”

Kill me if I’m ever doing Pickleball drills.