🚨MEME CONTEST BEGINS🚨

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Rule #1 - Submission MUST include hashtag #Nostrmemes

Rule #2 - Meme MUST be Nostr themed/related, Cannot be just Bitcoin themed, no exceptions. (Zaps are Nostr themed)

Rule #3 - If the Meme isn’t originally created by you & we find out, you will be disqualified & banned from ever participating in any future Nostr Meme Contest. (Harsh yes but it’s only fair to the creators, no imposter should ever receive a prize for someone else’s creative work)

Rule #4 - ONLY 1 Entry per participant!!! Failure to follow this rule will result in disqualification!

GOOD LUCK!!! MAY LORD KEK SMILE UPON YOU MY FREN 🤣💜🫂

I know the challenge.

As a mechanic, I've always kept paid for vehicles. There is always somewhere better to put the money.

Stacking sats being one of the best.

#[0] like this so I can find your profile.

So what brought Signature Bank down?

Heard a shit ton about SVB, but what's the deal with Signature?

I have never lost a password, but I have lost access to multiple accounts in my life due to poor management of domain names and phone numbers because these websites insist in using these things as second authentication factors when I no longer have access to them. And then when that happens there is no recourse. Why no one says the UX of these things is crap but everybody is super worried that people will lose Nostr keys?

How long has #nostr been running?

All my bitcoin is FDIC insured.

Parking meter conversion in #Paris

#Bitcoin

Thank you all for your well wishes. I don't quite feel like death at the moment, so I'm on the mend. 🤙🤙🤙

Instead of having your hospital send your prescription to the pharmacy, through multiple companies behind your back, all of which have full access to your medical info, why not just send it in an encrypted but verifiable way to a relay such that when YOU get to the pharmacy to pick up the medicine you can grant access to those individual records to the pharmacist directly?

Sounds crazy, right? But it's NIP-82

DCA is an acronym that stands for Dollar Cost Average. I use it accurately here to describe the average cost at which Nayib has purchased BTC.

You're right that, like most words and acronyms in the Bitcoin orbit, DCA has been absolutely pretzeled beyond the regular meaning of terms -- this time into a verb that means a regular periodic purchase, typically monthly.