RECEPTICALS REDDY CUMMSLUTZ ITZ TIME FOR AN OVERHAUL

WREKKING MACHINEZ AND XXXTREME NUDE SCENES

5 X 5 FUKKDAYY FRIDDAY ARRIVEZ THIZ WEEK

BENCH AND DEAD 5 x 5 FOR 5 ROWNDZ UNTIL TEST LEVELS ARE POSSESSING YOU TO DRY HUMP THE LEGG OF YOUR NEAREST DUNGEONFUKK

ON PLANETTMAYHEMM YOU BECOME THE MUTANT RACE

BETTER BODIEZ

BETTER MINDZ

BIGGER BALLZ

TIGHTER ASS

AND FUKKABLE BY ONLY THE FINEST CROP OF GENETIK EXCELLENCE

AFTER YOUR 50TH BICEP CURL ON 200 TAKE YOUR UNHEALTHY LEVEL OF TEST~RAGE AND MAKE THAT BLAKKBOOK CALL TO YOUR STEDDY AND FINISH THE JOBB IN THE MUTANTFUKK LAIR

WE NEVER SAID BE KIND…. CHAIN THEM, GIMP THE SIMP AND RADIKKALLY FUKK THEM INTO SUBMIZZION

MUTANTZ UTILISE STRENGTH AND SUBMISSION AS WEAPONS OF 1980s MASS DESTRUKTION

MUTANT SUMMER APPROACHEZ AND WE ARENT WAITING… WE ARE DOING!

WE LIFTING

WE FIGHTING

WE BUILDING

WE THINKING

AND WE CREEPILY CALLING YOUR MOM TO SEE WHAT SHES UP FOR LATER TONIGHT WHILST YOUR PUNY SHITTHOLE SLEEPZ

IT WONT BE A DREAM… ITS A NIGHTMARE AS 3X69 TAKEZ HOLD OF YOUR MOTHER

DIPPING BODYWEIGHT

DIPPING CHAINED

AND T BAGGING HER INTO ORGAZMIK MUTANT ORAGZM…. YOU FUKKBAGG HAHAHAHA! WAKE UP… IT WAZ ALL REAL

WE WERE THERE AND YOUR MOM GAVE US A RASH ON THE SAGGBAGG

BUT WE INFEKT THE MASSES WITH HIGH PROTEIN INTAKE THAT CAUSES KIDNEY STONES SO BIGG U CANN LIFT TILL YOUR LITTLE TINY CALVES TURN INTO COWS U FUKKSLUTT

GET FITT

OR

GETT FUKKED

YOU MAKE US PUKE

MUTANTFUKK OR GIMPPSLUTT IS YOUR CHOICE

SPEND SOME CUKKBUKKS ON SOME PRE WORKOUT AND STOP READING THE SCREENS U RADIKKALISED MUTANT MONKEY

GO GET FITT OR DONT CUM BAKK

MUTANT OVERRLORRD HAZ SPOKEN BUY SOME #BITCOIN YA CUKK

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WELL….

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WE ARE YET TO BE HONOURED

THIS

IS

THE

WAY

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SUP CUMMSLUTZ

YOUR OVERRLORRD IS COMPLETELY FUKKED CUMMING OFF YOUR MOMZ SLIMEHOLE

THATS RIGHT… WE JUST FINISHED YOUR MOM ON ALL 4s WITH OUR GIANT, VAZZCULAR, VEINED UP, JUICCED UP HEDZ FROM BETWEEN HER LEGZ… PS YOUR MOM ON ALL 4S WHILE WE LIKKFUKK HER VAGSHRINE IZ OUR PRE WORKOUT

AND THATS WHERE THE MUSCLEREICH REIGNZ SUPREME IN MUTANTMAYHEMM HEAVEN

SQUATZ ARE THE NAME OF THE RAGE GAME TODAY SLAMMPIGGZ

LETZ START WITH GERMANIC VOLUME

10 X 10 WHEELS ON SQUATZ

THEN LUNGEZ SLAMMPIGG… TO PLANETTMAYHEMM AND BACK YOU RETARDED MONKEY

WHEN WE LOOK AT YOU WE SEE: A RETARDED MONKEY TRYING TO PEEL A BANANA

OUR EYES ARE ON YOUR GIRLZ TITZ THOUGH , WHILST U SHITTFUKK LUNGE YOUR WAY TO YOUR SNIVELY CUMMBUMM 20 INCH QUADZ

BARBARIAN OR CUMMSLUTT

YOUR MISSION IS TO ENRAGE YOUR JUICE FILLED QUADS WITH THE THICKEST DENZITY THIS SIDE OF YOUR MOTHERS FAT ASS

DEEPER! SQWAT DEEPER… BALLZ DEEP BITCHEZ!!! NO GAY SHIT ROUND HERE

DROP THE SQUATZ LIKE YOUR INSERTING A FIRE HOSE TO MOTHER NATUREZ WOMB

SPRAY IT EVERYWHERE… DEEP!!! DEEP YOU FUKKTARD

NOW DO ANOTHER SET OF LUNGES BEFORE I START ON YOUR GIRL WHOSE WEARING A LEOPARD PRINT 80s CUMM FUKK ME SWIMMSUIT

LETZ MAKE A DEAL

IF YOU GET YOUR QUADZ TO A MEASELY 20 INCHES… WE WILL ONLY ENSLAVE YOUR SISTER

BUT IF YOU FAIL TO REACH 20 INCH PYLONS

THEN YOUR MOM GETZ IMPREGANTED WITH MUTANT OVERLORRD CUMMSKUMM

AND SHE GIVEZ BIRTH TO YOUR NEW BROTHER… WHO WILL TAUNT U IN YOUR SLEEP

PISS ON YOUR FACE AND DROP HIS LOAD ON YOUR BED BEFORE GOING TO BED THAT NIGHT….

COZ HE FINDZ IT FUNNY

AS DO WE!

DONT THINK OUR AMAZONIAN WARGODDEZEZ ARE HELD TO ANY LESS OF A STANDARD

THEY WILL SQUEEZE YOUR HEAD IF YOUR TOUNGE FAILZ TO PLEAZE THEIR MINI VAGINAZ

OUR GIRLZ ARE TIGHT! THEY SQWAT FOR TIGHT ASSES…. THEY ARE BORN WITH TIGHT LIPS AND NOT THE FACIALZ. WE TALKING THEIR DOWNSTARE NOHAIR VAGSHRINEZ

WEN OUR GIRLZ SQUAT HEAVIER THAN MOZT MEN… OUR JOB IZ DONE

NO ORGIEZ FOR REWARD… STRICTLY 1 TO 1 CUMMSCUMMFUNN

NO HOLD BARRED

WE ARE THE OVERLORRDZ OF PLANETTMAYHEMM AND IF YOU WANNA BE HERE

LERN TO LIFT

GROW MUSCLE

AND VINYLZ! PUNKKSLUTT!!!!

ONLY THEN SHALL YOU PRACTISE THE REPRODUCTION HABITS OF OUR BARBARIC NATURE

IN CHAINZ!! OUR GUYZ OUR GIRLZ FUKKBRAINING EACHOTHER UNTIL NEXT LEG DAY

NOW FUKK OFF AND GET FUKKED

MAYBE BUY SOME #BITCOIN AND ILL #ZAP YOUR MOM ON #NOSTR

TOP OF THE MONDAY MORNING FUKKSLUTTZ

WE’RE HERE TO ANNIHILATE YOUR FAMILY SETUP AND SECURE #BITCOIN FOR PLANETTMAYHEMM

YOUR PUNY EXCUSE FOR A 125 BENCH MAKEZ UZ SICK ALL OVER YOUR MOMZ BEDSPREAD… YOU KNOW THE GREEN ONE SHE LIKES TO SPREAD HERSELF ON… YEAH

ANYWAY…. TODAY WE WILL RUN UP DEADZ AND BACK AS WE PLAN TO SEE PLENTY OF YOUR WIFEZ BAKK LATER TODAY… SHE DOES HAVE ONE FINE BAKK ON HER POINDEXXTER

YOULL BE FINE

JUST #ZAP ALL OVER YOURSELF IN THE SHOWER FOLLOWED BY UNCONTROLLABLE SOBBING WHILZT HUGGING YOUR AIDZ INFEKTED TEDDY

WE DIDNT MAKE THE RULES KUMMSLUTT BUT WE WILL ENFORCE THEM

#NOSTR HOSTILE TAKEOVER CONTINUEZ

GO LIFT AND EAT STEAK 🥩 ALL DAY

PUT ON SOME FUKKING WEIGHT AND STOP LISTENING TO TAYLOR SWIFT YOU KUNTTFLAPP

MUTANTZ AND #BTC

BTW YOUR DAUGHTER IS PREGNANT…. WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IT

SIZE ON SEPTEMBER WARRPIGGZ

GET READY

MUTANT #NOSTR HOSTILE TAKEOVER UNDERWAY

HAIL MUTANTZ

WE GOT THE MANOWAR ON THE VINYL SPINNER U ENRAGED BETA KUMMSLUTT

OUR FUKKLORDZZ AND ROKKGODZ HAVE ARRIVED JAKKED, STAKKED AND FULL OF RACK…… PULLZ.

TO SLUTT SHAME YOUR STRIKING 10/10 SIZTERZ KUMGUZZLER UNTIL SHE SCREAMZ THE ANCIENT BARBARIC MATING CALL OF “FUKK ME HARDER U MUTANTFUKK” WHICH WE ALL WILL AND PLAN TO U SHITTBIZKUT

OUR BENCH IS OUR ALTAR AZ WELL AZ OUR ALL 4 REZTING STATION FOR YOUR MOM

OUR PULL UP BARZ WE DO SETS TO INFINITY WHILST YOUR OTHER SIZTER REMOVES HER BRA TO HIT HER INFINITE SET OF CHINZ BAREBREASTED LIKE A FRAZETTAFUKKFILM

AZ WE DRINK FROM HER WOMB OF NEKKTURE WHILST YOU WATCH UZ TONGUEFUKK HER INTO, ONTO AND OUT OF PLANETMAYHEMM

WE LEAVE THE BENCH WETT FOR YOU TO START YOUR 50 POUND MAXXEZ… ITZ NOT SWEAT ITZ THE COMBO OF YOUR SIZTER AND YOUR MOMZ KUMM MIXED IN TOGETHER LIKE SOME MUTANTZ POST VOMIT COKKTAIL

AND YOURE GONNA LIFT AND LAY IN IT

THIS IS WHAT WE GAVE YOU (PIKTURE JAMES EARL JONES)

YOU SAY WE DONT PLAY FAIR

WE SAY POP ON A GOLDZ TANK IN YELLOW, GET THE VINYLZ RIPPING AND INJEKKT AS MUCH HORSE BAZED TEZT AZ U CANN FIND AND JOIN UZ IN CREATING

MUTANT STRENGTH CULTURE

JOIN US

OR DONT

IF NOT

BUY #BITCOIN AND

GO FUKK YOURSELF

X USERS

DO NOT CARE

HENCE 0 #BITCOIN INTEGRATION SINCE THE ARRIVAL OF XLON

#NOSTR POLL IS THE BETTER PRODUCT

ITS THE VERIFIED PRODUCT

BUT!!!! X USERS PREFER CHEAP AND NASTY

WE SEE ON YOUR PLANETT YOURE INTO ASTROLOGY

ON PLANETTMAYHEMM WE JUDGE WHAT STAR SIGN WE ARE BY COMPARING OUR MUTANTFUKKZ TO WHAT GENERATION OF BARBARIAN BROTHERS WE RESEMBLE

#NOSTR INVASION KONTINUEZ

AZ WE PLAN TO #ZAP TO INFINITY OVER YOUR CHEETAH PRINT PINUP CHIKKZ ON YOUR PUNY PLANETT

#NOSTR INVASION

OUT HERE IN THE WASTELANDZ OF PLANETTMAYHEMM

LAND OF LORDD HUMUNGUZ

LAND OF CHAINZ / CHEETAH PRINT SEXXGODDESSES AND BARBELLZ AS FAR AS THE 👁️ CAN SEE

WE ARE HERE TO REMIND YOU WHAT WE THINK OF YOUR SNIVELLING INKLUSIVE BETAGENDA

WE SEE YOU AS AN UNWANTED KUMMDROPP OF SEMENSCEPTOR MUCUZ THAT FELL FROM YOUR FATHERZ DEPLETED POPULATION MAKER

BUT WE WANT YOU TO CHANGE THAT

OUR PANZERGIRL ELITE FORCE ALREADY MAKEZ YOUR POINDEXTER 12 INCH BICEPS LOOK LIKE A BENDYPIPE SIMILAR TO YOUR PRISON STAY WITH INMATE BUBBA STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU

WE CAME TO THIZ PLANETT TO GET YOU MASSIVE

TO HAVE YOUR WOMEN LOOK AT YOU WITH PRIDE…. AND NOT PRIDE AS IN SHE CAN MATCH HANDBAGZ WITH YOU

PRIDE AS ANY LITTLE SNIVELLING BALLSAKK LOOKZ HER WAY YOU WILL STUFF THEM INTO THE NEAREZT LOCKER

WHAT DOES IT TAKE

LIFTING HEAVY

OWNING MORE THAN 1 #BITCOIN

80z PINUPS EVERYWHERE

AND

A HIGH TESTOSTERONE LEVEL…. SOMEWHERE BETWEEN HORSE FALLUS AND BLUE WHALE

EAT MORE FUKKSHITTZ

WE WANT YOU APART OF OUR RANKZ

NOT IN THE PATH OF OUR

PANZERTANKZ

#ZAP THAT WANNABE WARLORD

OUR LORDZ OF PAIN AND GAIN

THE REVERSE BENCH PRINCEZ OF THE UNIVERSE

THE BARBARIAN BROTHERZ BORN ON PLANETTMAYHEMM HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTERZ SISTERZ MOM AND GAVE BIRTH TO YOUR FOUR EYED NERD PRISONBITCH SLAMMPIGG MICROPENIS YOU SEE IN THE MIRROR EVERYDAY

HERE IS WHAT YOURE GONNA DO ON YOUR SUNDAY SLAMMDAY

1: WCW NITRO ON THE SCREEN

2: OIL UP LIKE A GOD READY TO IMPREGNATE THE “NOT SO VIRGIN BREEDMAREZ OF PLANETMAYHEMM”

3: FLAT BENCH 5 x 5 WORK TO 3 x 3 FOR A PR ON 3 REP MAX

INCLINE DB HEAVY FOR 5 x 30! DONT BE A BITCH LIKE SUBSTANCE JUST PUSH THRU THE PAIN

CLOSEGRIP (LIKE WE DIS ON YOUR MOM) BENCH 5 x 5

DIPS BODYWEIGHT FOR WARMUPZ YOU STOOPID FUKK

WEIGHTED DIPS FOR MASS…. MASS GETS ASS

DIPS GO FOR 10

REVERSE BENCH 3 x 20

GOT IT

GOOD!

NOW FUKK OFF

AND GET LAID FOR FUKKSAKE

MUTANTZ GET LAID ON SUNDAYZ AND THE OTHER 6 DAYZ

ITS NOT A DEMOCRACY ITZ A DIKTATORSHIP

#BITCOIN BUYING OR STEALING IS EXPECTED FUKKSHITZ

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HERE IS HOW YOU PICK

1: PUT ON YOUR CHEETAH PRINT BOTTOMZ

2: BARE CHESTED OF COURSE LIKE THE GODZ INTENDED

3: RANDOM PICK SOMEONE TO GET IT OVER WITH THEN TAKE SOME YOU TIME

4: LET THEM IMAGINE WHAT THAT MEANZ WHILST YOU STAKK SATTZ

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SHAFT?

GIFTWRAPPED?

OR BARE?

DAMN…. THAT WENT BALLZ DEEP

WE TOOK IT IN TURNZ

I SCORED ON ALL 18 OF YOUR HOLEZ

YOUR BODY IS OUR GREEN

WE GET ON IS AND GET OFF IT WITHOUT LEAVING A TRACE OF BALLZ IN SIGHT

JUST TAP IT IN….

GREETINGZ FROM PLANETTMAYHEMM YOU BUNCH OF MEETBEETING FUKKSLIME

WE CAME HERE (AND IN YOUR MOM SUSPICIOUSLY 9 MONTHZ BEFORE YOU WERE BORN)

FOR A FEW SPECIFIC THINGZ

BUT FIRST THE RULES

1: WE BELIEVE IN DIVERSITY (BLONDES, RED HEADS AND BRUNETTES)

2: YOU MUZT WEIGHT OVER 220 POUNDS OF MEETBEETING MUTANT MUSCLE

3: #BITCOIN IS OUR PLANETTARY ECONOMY WE USE IT FOR LAPDANCEZ … YOUR MOM AND SISTERZ CHARGE US A FUKKTONNE

4: DANZIG OR MANOWAR ONLY THE REST CAN GET FUKKED

PROGRAMZ

MUSCLE CONTENT

R RATED CUMSKUMM HUMOUR

AND #BITCOIN STEALING

THIZ IZ WHATZ COMING FOR YOUR EYESLITZ AND EMBEDDED (LIKE YOUR HORNY MOM ON ALL FOURS HOWLING AT THE FULL MOON AS WE WERE FILLING HER MOON 😉) INTO YOUR POINDEXXTER BRAINCELLZ

FOLLOW UZ OR FUKK OFF

IF YOURE LOKKER BAIT OR #BITCOIN ANTI SOCIAL

YOU BETTER HIT THE FOLLOW

AUFJOEWEIDERSEHEN CUMMRECEPTICALZ

TIME TO BENCH 400 SAME WEIGHT AZ YOUR MOM ON A DIET

#ZAP THAT

LISTEN UP GIMMPSLUTTZ

OUR INFEKTED MUTANTZ FROM PLANETTMAYHEMM

ARE COMING TO SECURE YOUR #BITCOIN

OUR FALLUSS OF POWER WILL BE LIKE AN 80Z ROKKGODD OF PURE MUSCLE AND MUSIC SERINATINGG YOUR SISTER WHILST WE PLOW YOUR MOM ON HER FAVOURITE RUG… WHICH SHE DOESNT HAVE BTW

THE OVERRLORRDZ WILL GET THE WHEREABOUTZ FROM YOUR FEMALE BREEDMARE FAMILY AND CONFISCATE YOUR #BITCOIN

AFTER WE GET DONE #ZAP PING ALL

OVER YOUR FAVOURITE PINUP

WE WILL THEN LEAVE YOUR PUNY EXCUSE FOR A LAKK OF MUSCLE AND MUTANT BAZED PLANET

ALL WE WANT IS YOUR BITCOIN AND YOUR #NOSTR IS THE SIGNAL

YOU KAN KEEP THE REZT INKLUDING YOUR PRO NOUNZ

AIDZ AND VIKTIM

SQUATTDAY SUNDAY BEGINZ AND FINISHES IN YOUR SISTER

TIS THE SEESON TO BE SUNNY

SO

THERE U GO