Checks notes: Saturday night. Got it.

Did it go in the hole yet?

I mean we all know the obvious one...

That field is well manicured

Make sure you put the pin back in the hole when you’re done.

I broke my putter :(

It's out of bounds!

Going for the 🕳️⛳😆😅😂🤣

No drivers on the putting green.

Try hitting it with your hands reversed. Works for me.

“I’m not ready yet, I have to find a ball washer, Which hole do we start on?”

Long drive into the rough

Can I have a mulligan?

Keep your eye on the ball

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Enough fore play, let's go for a hole in one

Putting from the rough

You need soft hands around the hole.

Don’t choke on the shaft

Don’t grip it too hard. More like your holding an egg. Much better. Perfect.

No not that hole..the other one

Nice stroke

It's all about technique.

Now that’s a big wood!

"Juuussst a a little tap tapparoo. DON'T YOU WANNA GO TO YOUR HOME!!!"

Yeah get those balls ⛳😝

It's all in the hips

Aim for the hole

Do you need me to clean your balls?

Do you have a pencil dick?

(Golfers write their scores down with a pencil and Dick is another name for Richard)

I SCORED ON ALL 18 OF YOUR HOLEZ

YOUR BODY IS OUR GREEN

WE GET ON IS AND GET OFF IT WITHOUT LEAVING A TRACE OF BALLZ IN SIGHT

JUST TAP IT IN….

Whoops, that wasn’t supposed to happen.

"Relax and don't your shake your stick too hard" 🏌🏻⛳

Wash my balls please

Played my slice and shot it right in the cleavage

The dimples on your ass remind me of a golf ball. At this point you hold on tight.

Keep both hands on the shaft while you stroke it

My angle of attack was perfect, and I came in under par at every hole. You should have seen the victory lap.

You need to leave your ball below the hole

Fore! (“look out, it’s coming right at you!”)

I have a very consistent impact position

She has a great open stance

It’s all about the stroke play

That was a chilly dip

Wrong hole!

nostr:npub103m96sra82w4agghew9cdxtzs4s8sl7qsjsvw6h653yml0gjrkzqefd3h5 hello? This is the chat made for you.

Let me stick that into the hole.

Ease it up close to the hole.

Which hole next?

Fuck. I totally skulled that one.

I cannot find the hole. Can you help me?

Let’s do another round

Par 3. All over in three strokes

I'm so close to finishing

I was spraying it everywhere.

What’s your handicap?

18 holes in one day. Lets go for drinks.

Yup, that definitely hit something weird. I heard it.

This round wore me out! 🥵

A hole in one!

I kept jerking it to the left.

I have a cramp, let’s take a break

DAMN…. THAT WENT BALLZ DEEP

I have no idea how the guy on tv spins his balls back like that.

Wow 🤩 we finished quick

So many divots.

So looking forward to the back 9

😂😂😂

Watch out for my divots

Has Tiger Woods played here?

That’s it a nice tight grip down the shaft, now stroke it hard between those two humps…

I usually hook to the right.

That weird moment you realize that all the sex replies were 100% from men.

Nothing wrong with that, just a strange moment for me.

There isn't a club big enough.

I can't see the hole

Which hole 😬

There’s a big bush around the hole

The caddy has extra balls if you need 'em 🤣

It bends a little to the left

Can you stop blowing on the balls its not doing anything

Try choking down on the shaft

Remember to keep your head down

The group in front of us are so slow.

Care to join for a threesome?

Which hole should we start on?

I love going out of the back, the front is a little boring.

My palms were sweaty and the shaft slipped right out of my hands.

Look at the jugs on the cart girl. Holy shit.

No one wins with these.

There’s water on every hole.

😉

I spanked that one.

I sucked that one back.

Now days I don’t count the stokes just happy to get it in the hole

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SHAFT?

GIFTWRAPPED?

OR BARE?

It’s hard to hit it when my feet are above my balls.

You need to choke up a bit.

Dont hit the caddy!

“So about that promotion…”

Put it in the hole.

Wash your balls after this round

I am sorry to say

But you really suck at this

That wasn’t so hard, now let’s talk about that promotion

I gotta work on my stroke

That bush is wet!

Hit it vigorously next time

Smack it harder

How can we send him some sats?

four!

you lost your mojo

You're supposed to go for the other hole first not this one.

FORE!!

Wrong hole

Fore-play through

Same as:

Four, play through

Ok last ones (I promise)

“I’m somewhat of a legend”

“Freshly cut?”

“$2000 to play?!”

I’m done.

I know I'm out of time but...

You wear gloves? Um, nice!

"I'm going for the big one, brace yourself Sheila"

Flicking the balls is a skilled art.

Let me take a swing at it !

A gentle touch can make all the difference.

My balls are always get wet. 💦💦

Hang on let me use my driver, I am going to smash this hole! I’m not putting around anymore! 🍆🍑💥💦💦💦💦💦💦🫡

Oh man I think I landed my birdie in the hole

Here, have my stick *ca-dish*