NO BUT WE SUPPORT YOUR WORK
LEOPARD PRINT BIKINI 10,000 SATS IS THE OFFER
WHAT SAY YOU?
MORNING PIGGFUKKZ
SLAMMING DOWN MUTANT JUICE ON AN HOURLY BASIS BECAUSE WE PITY THE PUNY
WELCOME TO BUMPER STICKER THURSDAY
STEP 1: COME UP WITH A COOL SLOGAN
STEP 2: BUMPER STICKER PRINT AND PUT IT UP ON YOUR LIFTING DUNGEON WALLZ
STEP 3: BULLY THE FUKK OUT OF EVERYONE WHILST DEADLIFTING 5 WHEELS FOR REPS
THESE ARE THE SIMPLE STEPS FOR INTERGALACTIK DOMINATION
IF YOU HAVE SOME #BITCOIN THAT HELPS TO
#ZAP ON #NOSTR IZ OUR BLOODRITE
DO YOU ACCEPT #BITCOIN AS PAYMENT?
DOES SQUARE ACCEPT BITCOIN AS PAYMENT?
#BITCOIN GASHRATE OF 471 EXXXXAHASHEZ
BITCOIN STILL GETS MORE PUSSY THANK YOU
#NOSTR NOTE THAT BITCH
EVENING SHITTFUKKS
RUTGER HAUER IN BLIND FURY IS CUMMING FOR YOUR MOM
YOU SAW WHAT THAT BLIND NINJA MUTANTFUKK DID TO THAT WATERMELON DIDNT YOU? YOUR MOMS AXE WOUND IZ ABOUT TO GET SLICED YOU SKINNY BITCH
WHEELS ON BARS WEEK AHEAD
BENCH 5 DAYZ
SHOULDERZ 6 DAYZ
20 INCH BIS DAILY
THIZ IZ HOW U GET YOUR SLIMEY SIZTERS POO SHOOTER REDY FOR AN ARMAGEDDON OF ERECTILE DEATHSTALKER CUMMSHOTZ
YOUR BENCH IS PATHETIC… WE JUST GOT OFF THE WAVES TO THE OVERRLORRD OF PLANETTMAYHEMM
YOUR PENNANTS FOR YOUR SNIVLING LOW INTENSITY FUKKSHITTING IS
1: PUT ON YOUR BULLYBAG
2: EXTRACT SYRINGE
💉
3: STRAIGHT INTO THE BICEP CUMMSLUTT! NOT YOUR ASS! REMEMBER, NO GAY SHIT!
4: CURLZ GET THE GIRLZ… NO…. IT DUZNT WORK BOTH WAYZ. AMAZONIANZ U WANT YOUR FUKKSLAVE? THEN SQUAT AND SHOW YOUR ASS AND LEAN FORWARD TO SHOW YOUR TITZ!!! FUKKIN SIMPLE
THE MUTANT CLASS OF 2023 HAS ITS LEEST AMOUNT OF RECRUITZ TO THIS KNUKKLEDRAGGING JERK CITY THIS YEAR
JUST COZ YOUR GAY ACCEPTANCE, JEW LOVING, LQCD FARK U 🤣🤣 CUMMBUMMING GAY SHIT FUKKED UP HUMANITY
NOT THAT 99% OF YOU IS ANYTHING TO BRAG ABOUT ANYWAY U 22 POUND PIECE OF FUKKSLIMME
GET FIT OR GET FUKKED
ON PLANETTMAYHEMM WE DO BOTH
TO LIFT IZ A GIFT
TO BENCH UNTIL U STENCH
TO… YOU GET THE IDEA BEEF JERKY… SHUT THE FUKK UP AND HIT THE SQUAT RAKK
FUKKIN MONKEYZ EVERYWHERE
OUR MUTANT MUSCLE NATION OF MUTANT OVERRLORRDZ ARE CREATING THE ATMOSPHERE STRAIGHT ON THE ORDERZ OF PLANETTMAYHEMM!
BENCH TIME ….. FOR YOUR BITCH TITZ 🤣🤣🤣💉💉💉
WE ENCOURAGE
80s ROCK
CASSETTE PLAYERZ
YELLOW GOLDS GYM TANKS
A GOOD HAIR DO
MUTANT SKIN WITH BABY OIL
AND MOST IMPORTANT!!!!!!
VINYL RECORD PLAYER UNTIL YOUR EARZ BLEED
NOW GET FITT TO GETT FUKKED
THATS OUR DECEMBER MOTTO FOR WHITEBOY SUMMER
BLONDES THIZ MONTH YOU TESTOSTERONE RAGED BLOODY HOUNDS 🩸 SMELL THE BLOOD OF A VIRGINZ FIRST BLOOD CYCLE AND FUKK YOUR WAY INTO STRIATED BEASTIALITY
YES! HUMANZ CAN MAKE BEASTIALTY TOGETHER…. WE WILL SHOW THE WAY
AMAZONIANZ!!! HOLD THESE MEN TO THE HIGHER STANDARDZ OF YOUR GODZ YOU SUKKFUKK IN YOUR DREAMZ
WE ARE COUNTING ON YOU
FITNEZZ FUKKTARDZ
THIS FIMBULWINTER IZ FORSEEING RAGNAROK
YOU BETTER BE READY TO LIFT, EAT, FIGHT AND FUKK
FIGHT BEING THE KEY WORD #BITCOIN PRIVATE KEYS ARE YOURZ
LIFT STRONG MUTANTZ… WE ARE ALWAYZ WATCHING YOU
MUTANT OVERRLORRD OUT
WEVE ARRIVED FUKKSHITTZ
5000 MG OR IRRADIATED MUTANT BULL SEMEN DOWNED
BARBELL LOADED
1000 POUND DEADZ 10 X 10 ANCIENT GERMANIC VOLUME
YOUR MOM IN JAG PRINT LYING IN OUR T TOP IROC Z ARMAGEDDON ASSAULT VEHICLE
#BITCOIN TREZOR IN THE GLOVE BOX
#NOSTR ACCOUNT FOR SHITTPOSTING
#ZAP FOR YOUR SISTERZ SLIMEHOLE
ANABOLLIK ARMAGEDDON IS ON YOUR DOORSTEP
IF YOU WEIGH UNDER 220 POUNDZ
YOURE FUKKED
LIFT
EAT
FIGHT
ACHIEVE HIGH TESTOSTERONE
CUM ON YOUR MOM
REPEAT UNTIL UNIVERSAL #BITCOIN SUPREMACY ACHIEVED
WE ROLLING IN OUR IROC Z TO THE STEAK 🥩 HOUSE 
GOOD INTERPLANETARY DAY BUTTFUKKZ
TIME FOR YOUR DOSE OF IRRADIATED MUTANT BULL SEMEN TO GET READY TO LIFT A METRIK FUKKTONNE
YOUR SQWAD SCHEDULE IS
5 x 5 ANCIENT TRAINING
BENCH
INCLINE BENCH
INCLINE DB PRESS
DB PULLOVER
CABLE FLYZ
DIPZ
LEAVE EVERYTHING ELSE ALONE
SHE WANTZ YOUR CHEST BIGGER THAN SCHWARZENEGGER IN 1975 TO DRAPE HERSELF ON YOUR MOUNTAINOUS PEKKDEKK
IF YOURE CURRENTLY SUFFERING FROM PUNY KUNTTFLAPP SYNDROME
EAT MORE
LIFT MORE
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF DOING LESS IS DOING MORE.. 🤣🤣🤣
DOING MORE IS DOING MORE SHITTBIZZKUT AND ITS TIME FOR OUR 118TH LIFTING SESSION TODAY
HOW ON EARTH DO YOU GET TO 16 TH BASE WITH YOUR MOM IF YOURE NOT LIFTING 100 SESSIONS A DAY
GET MASSIVE
BUY SUNGLASSES FROM SUNGLASSES HUT
BULLY BETA CUMMSLUTTZ UNTIL THEY BUY MORE #BITCOIN AND #ZAP ON #NOSTR
BULLY OVERRLORRD OUT
WITH YOUR SISTER AND YOUR MOM
……
DONT WAIT UP
LITERAL TIMESPAN
MAKES YOU
A
🐂 💩 ARTIST
LIKE THE X APP USERS
YOU SHOULD RETURN TO WHERE U CAME FROM
OH IM SO UPSET YOURE BLOKKING ME
🤣🤣🤣 PLEASE DONT…. 🤣🤣
nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m FOR SOME REASON WONT ACTIVATE #BITCOIN #LIGHTNINGNETWORK PAYMENTS ON SQUARE
SQUARE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A #NOSTR ACCOUNT
THIS PUNY HUMAN SAYS HES WORKING ON BITCOIN
EVEN BRIAN ARMSTRONG BEAT HIM TO LIGHTNING NETWORK PAYMENTS
SO IF YOURE DEDICATING YOUR LIFE TO #BTC …. WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY DOING?
CANT INTEGRATE LIGHTNING PAY
CANT PAY IN BITCOIN
NO BRIDGE BETWEEN DOLLARS AND BITCOIN
SO….. IF YOU SAY BITCOIN IS YOUR LIFE FOCUS
THEN MAYBE DO SOMETHING WITH IT…. MAYBE?
WE SHOULD CALL U THE PODCAST KING…. AT THIS RATE ELON MUSK WILL ACCEPT BITCOIN PAYMENTS BEFORE SQUARE DOES
HOW DO U RUN A PAYMENT SERVICE AND LOVE BITCOIN BUT DONT ACTIVATE A LIGHTNING WALLET??
THAT IS PURE MADNESS
BITCOIN IS THAT GOOD
YOU DONT USE IT OR ALLOW US TO USE IT
????? YEAH… ALL THIS TALKING BULLSHIT WAS OK IN 2021
IVE HEARD IT SINCE 2017
MAYBE INTEGRATE BITCOIN INTO DAILY PAYMENTS AND CREATE THE BRIDGE BETWEEN DOLLARS AND BITCOIN
JUST A THOUGHT
#BITCOIN BUKKZ OVER CUKK BUKKZ
GET IT
GOOD
NOW
FUKK OFF
#BITCOIN #ZAP
LIKE WE ZAP ALL OVER YOUR SISTERZ SLIMEHOLE
OUR VIOLENT TAKOVER CONTINUEZ
#BITCOIN COLLECTION RATE ASTONISHING
LIKE THE INTERGALACTIC CHAMPIONSHIP BETWEEN BANANA MAN AND APPLE MAN
WE SWING OUR GIGANTIC BALLZ UNTIL WE T- BAGG YOUR MOM
WE CAME HERE FOR BITCOIN BARBELLZ AND LEOPARD SKIN BIKINIZ
SO FAR ALL WE HEARD IS PODCASTS HAHA!!
WHILE U TALK
WE BUY
HAIL BITCOIN
HAIL YOUR SISTER
HAIL THE IRON
SUNDAY GUNNZDAY
WIDE BARBELL 5 x 10
PREACHER 5 x 10
DB ALTS 5 x 10
HAMMERZ 5 x 10
DIPZ 5 x 10
ROPE PULL 5 x 10
OVER HEAD SEATED TRIS 5 x 10
CABLEZ 5 x 10
RIDICULOUS WEIGHTZ USED WHILST GUTTFUKKING THESE OUT
#BITCOIN GASHRATE UP AROUND 454
WHATZ YOURZ GONNA BE? MUCH HIGHER ONCE U COMPLETE SUNDAY GUNNZDAY
FUKK OFF TILL THEN HOMOTEEBAGGER
#BITCOIN WAS WASY FOR US
WE BOUGHT 2017
WE HELD
YOU EARTHLY BITCOINERS CANT SEEM TO WORK OUT HOW TO WIN A FIXED SUPPLY MARKET
HALVINGS DONT MATTER THERE ARE 21M, 16MAVAILABLE
LESS WHEN RETIREMENT FUNDS LOCK THEM UP FOR 40 YEARS
AS A TEAM ON EARTH U SHOULD ALL BAND TOGETHER AND GET BITCOIN TO THE WIN
NOT PLAY GAMES ON PODCASTS ANNOUNCING HOW GOOD BITCOIN IS BUT YOU DONT ACCEPT IT AS PAYMENT OR USE IT
IMPLEMENTATION OF #BTC LIKE #NOSTR IS VERY IMPORTANT
CREATING URGENCY
WHERE IS THE URGENCY?
YOU LET BLACKROCK HAVE IT THEIR WAY
BITCOIN WAS MADE FOR U
NOT THEM
YOUVE FORGOTTEN THAT
THE PEOPLE YOURE TRYING TO SAVE YOURSELVES FROM YOUVE RUN TO
PLEASE MAKE OT LEGAL TENDER
PLEASE MR RFK
PLEASE SEC APPROVE AN ETF
YOU COULD OF DONE ALL THAT YOURSELF
AS #BITCOIN SUCCES LIES IN HUMANS SUCCEEDING WITH IT
BITCOIN DOESNT FIX IT ON ITS OWN
HUMANS HAVE TO USE BITCOIN TO FIX THEIR PROBLEMS
THIS JIGSAW IS MISSING A PIECE
STOP WAITING FOR ELON TO ACCEPT AT TESLA
YOU GO FIRST
WE DID
FEB 2017 ACCEPTED BITCOIN PAYMENTS
WHATS TAKING YOU SO LONG? YOU THINK BITCOIN IS THAT GOOD
THEN PROVE IT
VELKOMME BAKK FUKKSHITZ
YEZ WE ARE BACK ON EARTH UNDER NEW FUKKIN MANAGMENT
CALL IT OUR V2
WHAT THE FUKK IS OUR V2
WE ARE NOW ALL INKLUSIVE: V2= VIRGINZ 2
BLONDES, BRUNETTES, REDS. ALL ARE VELKOMME INTO OUR FUKKSLAVE DUNGEON OF JUICEBOX DEPRAVITYY AND DEVIACY
WHATZ NEW? YOUR ENEMIES SISTER WANTS TO RIDE THAT FUKKBEAST STRIATED MONSTER YOUVE BEEN BUILDING UP IN OUR ABSCENCE
FROMM HERE WE ARE READY TO STRANGLE, LIFT, EAT, BLEED AND FUKK OUR WAY INTO THE HOLE OF THAT TIGHT WARWHORE YOU STARE AT SO MUCH DURING YOUR NOT SO SUFFICIENT BENCH PRESS
WE WILL BE POSTING THIZ MOTIVATIONAL ALL INSPIRING, MUTANTMUSCLE ENABLING CONTENT FOR NOW
PROGRAMZ TO CUM LIKE YOUR BEST FRIENDZ SISTER WITH HER FAVOURITE VIBE SHAPED AS FRAZETTA CONAN WITH BOTH HORNZ READY TO TINGLE HER WETSPOTZ
IN MEANTIME…. WATCH OUR POSTZ, FOLLOW THY PLAN OF BECOMING THE METRIC FUKKTONNE OF YOUR DREAMZ
TELEGRAMZ AND OILGRAMZ IN THE MUSCLEREICH COMING YOUR WAY
VELKOMME BAKK TO PLANETMAYHEMM
AUFWEIDERSEHEN FUKKSLUTTS
TILL TOMORROW … GET YOUR CUM RECEPTICALS READY FOR WARBEASSTING AND #BITCOIN ING ON #NOSTR
380 EHS #BITCOIN GASHRATE SHITTBAGGZ
GET READY FOR THE REAL ECONOMY
BITCOIN IS OUR MONEY
ALRIGHT CUKKBUKKS
LISTEN THE FUKK UP
BATTLEWAGGONZ ARE READY AND WAITING TO FUKK THE GLORY OUT OF THE 3 HOLES OF YOUR HOT SIZTER
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? PUT ON 35 POUNDS OF MUSCLE THATZ WHAT
ITZ ANOTHER FUKKDAYY AND BEFORE YOU AND YOUR FRAZETTA GODDESS GET TO MAKING THE PRIMORDIAL FUKKSLIME APPEAR IN THE SEX TORTURE DUNGEON THAT WOULD MAKE CRISTIAN (NOT SO CHRISTIAN) GREY HARDER THAN A STRIATED FUKKBEAST DRYHUMPING YOUR GIRLFRENZZ LEGGZ
THE 35 POUND PROGRAM
BICEPZ 21s x 15
OVERHHEDD PRESS
PUSH PRESS
DEADLIFT
ALL AT RIDICKULUZ WEIGHT… ANYBODEE HERE WHO DEADLIFTZ UNDER 400 YOUR ANIMALISTIC MUTANT PRIVILEGES ARE SUSPENDED UNTIL WE SAY ITZ OK TO INPREGNATE YOUR BROTHERS SIZTER 😉
PLANETTMAYHEMM DEMANDS STRIATED FUKKBEASSTS WALK THIS PLANET DROPPING OIL GRAMZ TO ALL THE KIDZ WITH A BAR AND BENCH READY TO BUILD THE NEXT ARMY OF THE MUTANT AGE
FOR MUTANTZ!!!! THE OVERHEDD PRESS GETS THE ATTENTION
FOR BATTLEWAGGONZ IT MAKES THE VAGGSHRINE WETTER THAN AN ENGLISH NUN IN A PORNSTAR VHS 📼
FOR BEASTGIRLZ IT MAKES THE CUMMRODD HARDER THAN YOUR ABLE TO SLIDE ON COMFORTABLY WITHOUT DROPPING THAT MULTIPLE ORGAZM YOURE SO IN DESPREATE NEED OF
THIZ WORLD IS FULL OF THE INSUFFICIENT
YOUR JOB:
GET BIGGER
GET BROADER
GET LIFTING
PLANETTMAYHEMM ARRIVES IN DECEMBER REDDY FOR WHITE BOY SUMMER WORLDWIDE
WHERE EVERYONE EITHER GETS LIFTING
GETZ LAID
OR GETZ BULLYBASHED
YOUR CALL PIGGSLUTTZ
WARMONGER OUT (WITH YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTER) TOGETHER HAHAHAHA!!! MUTANTMUSCLE BABIES INCOMING UNCLEFUKK
AND BUY SOME #BITCOIN YA DUM’ASS
WAR INITIATED
WE ARE ROLLING IN OUR T TOP IROC Z WASTELAND ASSAULT VEHICLE PUSHING FOR A MAD MAX 2 ROAD WARRIOR
WHERE THE AI IS
DED
WE MAY WIND UP IN THE WASTELAND
BUT YOUR FUTURE HAS A TIME ATTACHED TO IT
WE WILL SEE YOU WHEN WE LAND
BE READY