THE ONLY ASSISTANCE WE NEED

IS A SPOTT ON OUR 500 POUND BENCH

PG RATED?

PUSSY GUIDANCE?

WE AGREE

STRAIGHT DOWN

DONT BE SELFISH ON YOUR MOM

WE ARENT

HAHA!!

ACTHUNG FUKKSLUTTS!

WELCOME TO PLANETTMAYHEMM!

CURLS IN FRONT OF REAL LIFE PINUPZ AWAIT YOU

SPRAYING YOUR GYM SHORTZ IS NOT OPTIONAL

YOULL SEE OILED UP SEX HOUNDZ DOING CURLS, SQUEEZING THIGHS AND PULSATING CHEST WORKOUTS HERE IN THE MUTANT WORLD

3 OPTIONZ

1: WHEN YOU AND YOUR LIFTING PARTNER WHO SHOULD BE A FEMGODDESS HAVE FINISHED LEG DAY PLEESE PROCEED TO ALLOW PENETRATION GAINZ TO OCCUR UNTIL ORGAZMICMUSCLES HAVE BEEN OVERWORKED

2: AFTER DEDLIFT DAY SIMPLY ALLOW YOUR MUTANTFUKK OF A TRAINING PARTNER TO DO 69 MORE REPZ JUZT THE WAY SHE LIKEZ IT

3: BURN DOWN THE ENEMIES WAR SHANTY AND PISS ON THE ASHES WHILST SETTING UP FOR A 400 BENCH RIGHT BEFORE YOU LANDD BETWEEN THE THIGHS OF YOUR FRAZETTACHICK LADY FIEND

WITHIN THE MUTANT WALLZ OF PLANETTMAYHEMM WE EXPECT MUSCLE, STRIATED VEINS, EXCESSIVE UNHEALTHY ADDICTIONS TO THE REICH TO MUSCLE TO BABY OIL AND TO PENETRATING

BUT LETZ NOT FORGET TO DYE THE HAIR BLONDE AND WEAR 1980s SUNGLAZZ HUT RAY BANZ YOU SHITTSCHEMING PIGGFUKK!

BUT MOZT IMPORTANTLY ON FUKKDAYY MONDAYY

HAVE FUN AND ENJOY YOUR WORKOUT OR WHATEVER….

500mgs CAFFEINE AND A BAR…

THATS ALL SHE NEEDS TO INCREASE YOUR TEZT LEVELS TO HONOURABLY FUKK A LIONESS INTO SUBMISSION ONTO HER KNEES AND READY TO ADHERE TO THE DUNGEONFUKK CUMMSLUTTING SLAVERY THAT IS

PLANETTMAYHEMM

AUFJOEWIEDERSEHEN FUKKSHITZ

WE STEALING #BITCOIN AND SHITTPOZTING #NOSTR

WE STOLE MORE OF YOUR PRECIOUS #BITCOIN

WE THREATEN YOU ON #NOSTR

WE ARENT DONE

WE WILL TAKE AS MUCH AS WE CAN CARRY

ABOUT AS MUCH AS YOUR MOM WEIGHS

SOMEWHERE BETWEEN A GAY EDDIE HALL AND URANUS

HAHA!!

HOSTILE TAKEOVER CONTINUEZ

YOURE IN TROUBLE NOW YOU MEETBEETING FUKKSLIME

YOU THINK WE DIDNT SEE YOU

OUR SIGNALZ FROMM PLANETTMAYHEMM LET UZ SEE EVERYTHING

YOU SKROLLED HER PROFILE LIKE SUM PEDDOFUKKING CREEPY GIMMPSLUTT

AND SAW HER DEADLIFTING YOUR MOMZ BODYWEIGHT FOR 40 AND YOU COMMENTED AND SED

SHEZ A BEEST

A BEEST???? WHAT THE FUKK

MUTANT FUKKLORDZ SUCH AZ US CALL OUR WOMEN AMAZONIAN WARGODDESSES OF EPIC PROPORTIONZ

OR PINUP FUKKFRENZ

OR FUNNFUKKZ

OR GASHSMASH

ANYTHING OTHER THAN BEEST

SOUNDZ LIKE YOU, YOU KUMMGUZZLING HOMOPOOPOKER WANT A BOYFREND

HAHAHA!!! NO GAY SHITT ON PLANETTMAYHEMM

LIZTEN

WHY DONT YOU FIND A BIG AZZ FOOTBALL MUTANTFUKK WITH MUTANTMAZZIVE BICEPZ TO WRAP HIZ GIGANTIKK ARMZ AROUND YOU AND SMASH YOURE AZZHOLE TO PIECEZ UNTIL IT BLEEDZ AND YOU GET MORE AIDZ THAN YOU HAD LAST WEEK

NO MUTANTMUSCLE WARRIOR CALLZ A GIRL A BEEST UNLESS HE WANTS HIS POOSHOOTA RAMMRODDED

SHEZ DEADLIFTING YOUR MOM… WHY DONT YOU LET HER STRAPP ON A DILDO AND PLOW ALL YOUR HOLEZ THEN MOUTH FUKK YOU WITH A SKATTDILDO

HAHAHA!!!!!

FUKK OFF AND BUY SOME #BITCOIN BECAUSE IT FIXES EVERYTHING…. EVEN YOU

WE LIFTIN

WE LOOKED AND SAW U LISTEN

TO YOUR

10,000TH PODCAST TITLED WE ARE ALL FUKKED

YOU GOT ANGRY AT YOUR SCREEN

TOLD THE SCREEN #BITCOIN FIXES THIS

PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN

WALKED AROUND ALL DAY ANGRY

YET THE SOLUTION THAT PRESENTS ITSELF IS BEING ACHIEVED BY BLACKROCK

NOT THE #PLEBS

YOUR LAKK OF URGENCY MAKEZ US SICK

THE POINT OF ANY GAME

IS TO WIN

#BITCOIN IS THE SOLUTION

LETS CHANGE THAT

WE USED BITCOIN AS THE SOLUTION

BUT YET…. THIS IS WHY YOURE SCRAWNY, PIPECLEAN NEKK LIZTENZ TO THAT JERK MAX KEISER SAYING

10 CENTZ OF BITCOIN YOURE RICH

AT 300K #BTC YOULL HAVE 1 DOLLAR 🤣🤣🤣🤣

THE STATE OF BITCOIN AND #NOSTR IS 100% PERFECT

ITS USERS ON THE OTHER HAND ARE PROCRASTINATING LOSERS WHO ARE SO STOOPID THEY CANT WORK OUT HOW TO WIN A FIXED SUPPLY GAME

🤣🤣🤣🤣

THIZ IS WHY WE STEAL YOUR BITCOIN ON PLANETTMAYHEMM

ITZ OUR ECONOMY

OUR BUSINESS

AND 100% BALLZ DEEP HODL

HUMANS DIDNT DESERVE BITCOIN BECOZ YOURE TO LAZY TO WIN A SIMPLE GAME

LOKK IT IN

NEW GASHRATE #bitcoin

#BITCOIN GASHRATE 515 EHS

ATH IS 538.05

CLOSING IN

SOMETHING YOUR MOM KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT HAHA

#BITCOIN GASHRATE 480 EHs

YOUR MOM INCLUDED

BOOM!

YES THIS IS SADLY THE STUPIDEST PART OF BITCOIN

“BUY BITCOIN TO EXIT THE SYSTEM COULD ALL THE POLITICIANS AGREE AND JOIN US PLEASE SO WE CAN CONFIRM”

THIS IS 90% OF BITCOINERS

#BITCOIN CANT FAIL

BUT

U CAN FAIL TO EFFECTIVELY USE BITCOIN

BITCOIN ISNT MAGIC

IT ACTUALLY NEEDS US!!!!! TO USE IT TO WIN

NOT PRAY AT ITS ALTAR AND WAIT FOR IT TO MAGICALLY WORK FOR US….. A SOLUTION REQUIRES ACTION

BITCOIN NEEDS US TO USE IT PROPERLY

2023 BITCOINERS FAILED THIS

PREPARE FOR WAR SLAMPIGGZ

FRIDAY FUNNDAY ARRIVES IN TOWN TO MAX PRESS YOUR OVERHEAD GAINZ WHILST YOUR SISTERS ARE BLESSING US WITH THEIR ORAL FIXATION

WE STILL GO 5 x 5

KLOKOV

DB MILITARY

DB ALT PRESS

PUSH PRESS

FLYS FOR GOOD COVERAGE

IF YOUR SNIVELLING LITTLE BALLSAKK CANT EVEN SET ASIDE 30 MINUTES TO PRESS THAT OUT

NO WONDER WE STOLE YOUR #BITCOIN

FRIDAY FUNNDAYY IS ALLSO FRIDAY FUNNWITHYOURMOMDAYY

UNTIL WE MEET

GET BIG

YOUR MEAGRE ATTEMPTZ WILL BE ACCEPTED

#BITCOIN GASHRATE 462 EHs

GETTING PLENTY TONIGHT

MORE THAN YOU

NOT AS MUCH AS YOUR MOM AND SISTER BUT SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE

HAHA!

THE AYOTOLLAH OF DECA AND TRENATOLLAH IZ BAKK BALL GAZER

BAKK FROM YOUR MOMZ SUMMER HOME TO TELL YOU ITS NOT TO LATE FOR WHITE BOY SUMMER TO BE RAGED UPON BY YOUR SLIMEY TESTICULAR CUMMCANNON

WHAT GETZ THE AMAZONIANZ VAGSHRINE WETTER THAN ANY OTHER POLEHOLE?

20 INCH FUKKIN BICEPZ JUICEBOXX AND THROW IN SOME QUADS AND GLUTES

ITZ 21S FOR 40 SETZ OF GIMPSLUTT CURLZ LAYING ON YOUR MOMZ FAVOURITE GREEN BED SPREAD YOU FUKKIN MUTANT

SPREAD IZ WHAT YOUR MOM AND SIZTER DO BEST FOR US WHEN WE VISIT FROM PLANETTMAYHEMM

YOUR SIZTERZ BICEPS ARE BIGGER THAN YOURZ BITCHSHITT

PECZ FOR SUMMER YOU SCRAWNY UNJUICCED CUMMSLUTT

BENCH PREZZ MAKEZ HER HORNY LITTLE SAFE SPACE DRIP THE NEKKTURE THAT GIVEZ U EVER GROWING VAZZKULAR VEINZ THAT POP ALL THE WAY FROM YOUR MOUNTAINOUZ HORSESHOEED TRICEPZ

ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THAT VEINY IMPREGGNATOR YOU MEETBEET SO MUCH WHEN YOURE SCRAWNY AND SINGLE

THE ONLY WAY TO FIX THIZ

IZ TO SQUAT

5 WHEELZ EACH SIDE FOR 10 OR YOUR UNIMPREZZIVE BEST

KNUKKLEDRAGGING FUKKSHITT

AMAZONIAZ DONT THINKK WE FORGOT ABOUT YOUR NEEDZ

WE ARE AKKTUALLY TRYING TO HELP YOU

LOOK AROUND SHEQUEEN! WHAT DO U SEE? UNDEVELOPED POINDEXTERZZ WITH PUNY BIS

WEAK BAKKS

AND SMALL CUMMCRINGERZ

IT DISGUSTZ US TOO

FOR THE LOVE OF OUR GOD LORD HUMUNGUZ

PLEASE LIFT IN NOTHING BUT YOUR G

THIZ WILL INSPIRE TESTOTERONE ENRAGED COKKBLASTING TO REBUILD FROM YEARZ OF GAY SHITT

AND YEZ THAT MEANZ LIFTING WITH YOUR TITZ ON SHOW!

NO TOP

NO SPORTZ BRA

WHY HIDE WHAT WE ALL NEED TO SEE?

YOU ARE THE KEY TO BETTER QUALITY BODIEZ

BETTER SUMMERZ BARBARIKKALLY NAKED WITH CUMMCANNON HEAVILY INSERTED INTO YOUR GODDESS LIKE WOMB TO MAKE

WARGODBABYZ!

EAT CLEAN

STAY LEAN

GROW MUSCLE

BECOME A MUTANTFUKK

IMPREGNATE WITH MUTANT SEMEN

DEADLIFT

SQUAT

ROW

CURL

HAVE BARBARIC ENRAGED FUKKFEZZTS WITH FUKKBEAZTZ AND FUKKQUEENZ ALIKE

1 ON 1

NO ORGY

NO GAY SHIT

SUMMER IS RELYING ON YOU MUTANTZ

THE MEN AND WOMEN AND MUTANT OVERLORRDDZ ARE ALL AWAITING THE ARRIVAL OF THE MUTANT AGE AND THAT ONLY CUMMZ

WHEN YOUVE PULLED THAT VEINRAGING FERTALISING CUMMCROBAR

OUT OF HER GODD BEARING WOMB

AND YOU GIVE BIRTH TO THE MUTANT OVERRLORRD OF THE PLANETTMAYHEMM

WHO THEN GROWZ UP TO FUKK YOUR WIFE AND YOUR DAUGHTER WHILST ENSLAVING YOUR PUNY FUKKSHITT QUADZ TO THE DEPTHS OF THE PIGGFUKK NO LIFTER SEKKTION OF HELL

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

YOU GIVE BIRTH TO AN INCESTUAL OVERRLORRD WHO FUKKZ HIS MOM AND SIZTER…. EEEEWWWE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

YOU GROSS FUKK

BUT IT DUZNT SURPRISE US

WE SUPPORT YOUR SUFFERING

SEE U ON THE SQWAT RAKK

AND BUY SOME FUKKIN #BITCOIN SO WE CAN RAID YOUR MOM SOME MORE

WHY DID COINBASE BEAT YOU TO LIGHTNING PAYMENTS?

HOW ON EARTH COULD U LET THAT HAPPEN

ID BE EMBARRASSED

HAS THIS BEEN DISCUSSED?

HE HAS LEFT THE COUNTRY

ID SAY THEY WANT THEIR DEBT BONDS IMMEDIATELY

24 HOURS TO #BITCOIN ….. ALTHOUGH THE QATAR PEOPLE MIGHT BE MORE INTELLIGENT

IM USED TO AMERICANS ENDLESSLY TALKING ABOUT BITCOIN AND STILL HAVE NO IDEA TO BUY IT

UNTIL ANNOUNCEMENT

JUST A VISIT

ALRIGHT YOU PRIMITIVE SKREWHEDDZ LISTEN UP

WE CAME HERE FOR YOUR #BITCOIN AND YOUR SISTER

WE SAW YOUR MEXICAN TACO ALIENZ AND WE ARE AMUZED

WE HERE ON PLANETTMAYHEMM HOME OF THE MUTANT MUSCLE MOTHER FUKKIN WARLORDSZ WHO WEIGH AN EVEN FUKKTONNE HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU DUMMKUNTZZ

IF IT HAS BONE

SPINE

PELVIZ

COLLAR BONEZ

LITERAL HUMANOID APPEARANCE

AND ITS 2 FEET TALL

ITZ A PUNY KUNTFLAPP FUKKSHITT HUMANOID SHITTBIZKUTT

WE ARE HERE TO FUKK WITH YOU AND MAKE U MASSIVE

THIS RACE ENDED UP IN A TISSUE BOXX AFTER YOU FINISHED MASTERBATING OVERR YOUR SISTER….. PUNY BRAINED HUMANOIDZ JEALOUS OF 2 FOOT FUKKSHITZ ALL BECAUSE THEIR DINKEE IS BIGGER THAN YOURZ

OUR HOSTILE TAKEOVER WILL BE SIMPLE BECAUSE YOURE SO STUPIDD

U BETTER PACK ON 60 POUNDZ OF MUSCLE BEFORE OUR NEXT VISIT…. DONT TELL YOUR MOM WE’RE CUMMING

SHE ALREADY KNOWS

SEXXSADDLING

SPINNING VINYLZ RIGHT NOW FUKKSLIMME

YOU BETTER BE LIFTING

WE ARE ON SESSION 69 FOR THE DAY

GUNS ARE OUR LAST THING WE SMASH AND YOUR MOM IS OUR FINISHER

#BITCOIN BUYING AT 9PM IS A GLORYHOLE

WE HEARD COINBASE ARE THROWING #LIGHTNINGNETWORK INTO THE BLEND

BOUT FUKKIN TIME… WE HAVE SEEN A CORPSE WITH MORE REFLEXES THAN COINBASE HAHA

GET LIFTING

SEE YOU AT YOUR MOMZ LATER ON

WE ON PLANNETTMAYHEMM SAW APPLEZ LATEST LANDSMASSHING GASHTHRASHING NEW FEATURE

A BUTTON……

MAYBE 2 BUTTONZ

YOU GIMPSLUTTZ WILL POP 3K INTO A PRO MAXX INSTEDD OF #BITCOIN ….

THIS IS WHY YOURE MUSCLE IS OF A 90 YEAR OLD SAGGBAGG

AND YOUR BRAIN IS OURZ FOR THE MANIPULATING

MUTANTZ ON PLANETTMAYHEMM ALREADY USE THE 14PROMAXX

LOOKZ LIKE SAME FONE

DUMB AS FUKK

THATZ WHY BLACKROCKKKK BOUGHT BITTY AND YOU ENDED UP SLAMMING YOUR SISTER

INCEST CAUSES RETARDATIONZ