ROLLUP ON BENCH TODAY FUKKKNUKKLEZ

#BITCOIN AND BENCHING IS A PRIMORDIAL MOVEMENT

MUCH LIKE MY BOWEL MOVEMENT DURING YOUR SISTER AND I FUKKSLIME FUKKFEZTIVAL

NOW THAT WAS A PRIMORDIAL MOVEMENT THAT LANDED ON HER CHEST….. ANYWAY

TAKE GAS TO GET MASS AND FUKK WARWHOREZ UNTIL YOUR TEST LEVELS RESEMBLE A JUICED UP WHALE

FUKK OF AND LIFT AND BUY SOME #BTC

80Z FASHION

80Z MUSCLE

WITH TODAYZ #BITCOIN

KIK THE TYRES AND LIGHT THE FUKKFIREZ COKKSUKKERZ

PLANETTMAYHEMM IS GONNA STEAL IT ALL SEND IT TO 1 MILLION KZZZZZZZ

THEN DUMP ON YOU

WE DONT MEAN SELL #BTC

WE MEAN HOLD YOU DOWN AND LITERALLY DUMP ON YOU

TASTY TREAT FOR YOU NOTAFULLCOINER

LEVEL UP AND FUKK OFF

#BITCOIN GASHRATE 456 EHs

EVEN #BTC GETS MORE PUSSY THAN YOU

BULK UP FUKKSHITZ

GET READY FOR HOSTILE TAKEOVER

WELCOME TO CAPTIAN CUNTTFUKKZ BAKKDAY SLAMMPIGG

CHINZ TO INFINITY LADDER STYLE

WIDE LAT PULLZ WIDER THAN YOUR MOTHER SPREADZ HER LEGZ

ROWZ PENDLAY

ROWZ DB 1 ARM

DEADLIFT 5 x 5 AT 500

HIT THE ABOVE IN A 5 x 5 SLITTFUKK RITUAL THEN SPRAY YOUR SHORTZ WITH THE LOVESLIMME YOU CAME FROM

YOU LIFT

WE’LL MAKE YOU A LITTLE BROTHER WOTH YOUR SISTER…….

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! FUKK OFF AND #BITCOIN

#NOSTR HOSTILE TAKEOVER INTENSIFIES

ALL

COOL

1 AND THE SAME

WELCOME TO SLIMEDAY SQUATTDAY

WHERE WE SQUATT TILL WE DROP AND THEN DO YOUR MOM IN THE SLIMEHOLE

OUR PLANN

SQWATT

5 X 5 AT 500

WITH SLEDDZ 1000 x 20

WITH BOX JUMPZ 10 x 10

WITH LANDMINEZ 10 x 10

SQWATT 5 x 5 500

THEN FINISH IN YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTERZ PIGGSLIMME PIGEONHOLED RECEPTIKLE

ITZ LEGGDAYY SLUTTFUKKZ

GET TO IT

ALREADY BOUGHT #BITCOIN 9AM MUNDAYCUMDAY

MONDAY COMING

PRE WORKOUT READY

SQUATTDAYY MONDAYY LOADED

#BITCOIN BUY 9AM

#NOSTR SHITTPOST 9.30AM

#WORKOUT 10AM

FUKKYOURWIFE ALL DAY

MUTANTFUKKZ UNITE

WE HAVE HEARD YOUR CALLZ AND PRAYERZ

HOW DO YOU LAND A ROKKGODDESS?

HOW DO I GET MAZZIVE AND MANIACALLY VAZKKULAR??

WE ARE HERE TO HELP YOU POINDEXXTERZ

1: HOW TO LAND THAT PIECE OF ASS YOU WANT TO SMASH AND NOT LOOK LIKE A PUSSYFART WHEN FULLY ERECT?

ANSWER: PUMP THE FUKKIN PECZ

WHAT??? YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT? YOU KUMMGUZZLING SHITTBITT

WE WILL TELL YOU KUNTTFLAPP!!!

TELL HER

YOURE REALLY A MUTANT TRAPPED IN A LADYBOYKUNTS BODY THAT ONLY HAS ACCESS TO #BITCOIN WHEN UNDERTAKING TRANSFORMATIVE MUTATION INTO AN ANABOLIK ASSASSIN ON #NOSTR

WHILST PUMPING YOUR PECZ

THIS WORKZ ONLY EVERY OTHER TIME… OR IF U HAVE THIKK PECS OFCOURSE…

OR U COULD

LIFT EAT FIGHT AND FUKK IN FRONT OF HER SHOWING YOUR PROWESS AS A ASTUTE WARGOD

YOU GOT THIZ

PLANETTMAYHEMM IZ WATCHING

BLURRY DUE TO TRANSMOGRAFIKATION

ACHTUNG FUKKSHITTZ

TODAYZ LEZZON IS PROUDLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY A KNUKKLEDRAGGING CUMMSLUTT REGIONAL CHAMPION DEDLIFFTER OF EPIK PORPORTIONZ

LEZZON 1: THOSE WHO TRAIN WITH LOW INTENZITY ACHEIVE FUKKSHITT RUZULTZ

LEZZON 2: HOW DO YOU GIVE A HOMELEZZ MAN A CIRCUMCISION?

KIK YOUR MOM IN THE CHIN… HAHAHA!

LEZZON 3: FAST LEARN LEZZON 2 (YEZ KARATE KID 2) WE KNOW YOU FUKKBAGG WE AINT STUPID LIKE YOUR DAD WAZ FOR NOT WEARING A CONDOM THAT UNHOLY NIGHT OF PIGGFUKKERY

BAKK TO DEDS: WE REQUIRE A CIRICULUM TO QUALIFY FOR PLANETTMAYHEMM REGIONAL CHAMPIONS COMPETITION

5 x 5 @

200

225

275

300

335

375

400

AND WORKK BAKK DOWN YOU HERNIATEDD CUMMKUNT!

WE ARENT ALL EQUALZ WITHIN THIZ REALM OF 1980s HARDCORE LIFTING KULTURE

LETZ TAKE YOUR MOM FOR EXAMPLE:

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 6 BLAKKFOOTZ AND A JOKE?

YOURE MOM CANT TAKE A JOKE…. HAHAHA!!! FELL FOR IT AGAIN DIDNT YA SLAMMPIGG

NOW KNUKKLEDRAGG THE FUKK UP AND HIT THE SQUAT RAKK AT 400 FOR 50 AFTER YOUR DEDLIFFT SEZZION

MUTANT OVERRLORRD HAZ SPOKEN YOU FUKKIN BLONDE HAIRED BLUE EYED DOLPH LUNDGREN WANNABE OF 1050 POUNDS OF FUKKSLIMME!!

OUT!

PREPARE FOR WAR FUKKSHITZ

DO YOU FEEL IT? YOUR MOM DOES

DO YOU SEE IT? YOUR MOM DOES

CAN YOU SENSE IT? YOUR SISTER IS

DO YOU WANT IT? NO GAY SHITT HERE FUKKBAGG GO BAKK TO YOUR EQUAL SOCIETY OF INEQUALITY

THEY SAY EVERYONE IS EQUAL, WELL UNLESS YOU BENCH WHAT I DO WE ARENT EQAULZ

THEY SAY YOU SHOULD TREAT EVERYONE THE SAME! WE TREAT PEOPLE LIKE THE FUKKSHITZ THEY ARE WHO LIFT LOW WEIGHTED DUMBBELLZ

THEY SAY WE ARE MAKING A DIFFERENCE…. YOUR MOM WOULD AGREE

THE SLUTT HYPERBETA MALEZ THAT CARRY A DINKEE BUT FAIL TO USE THE BASIC TESTOSTERONE LEVELZ THE GODZ BLESSED YOU WITH BECAUSE YOU WANNA BE AN EMOTIONAL FUKKSHITT WHO GETS SLAMMED BY EVERY MULTIKULTURE THAT IS T YOURZ FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYONES ELZES HAPPINEZZ EXCEPT YOURZ

WELL WE GOT NEWS FOR YOU FUKKSLUTTZ

YOURE ON OUR RADAR FOR OBLITERATION

WE ARE COMING FOR YOU AND YOUR #BITCOIN

IF YOURE A SNIVELLING SHITTKIKKER WHO HAZ NO BITCOIN

WE WILL THROW U A FILLED UP TREZOR WITH A COOL #NOSTR ADDRESS THEN BULLYBASH YOU FOR IT

LEVEL UP CUMMWHOREZ

WEN WE GOT TO FIGHT WE ARE TAKING YOUR WIVES WITH US

BECAUSE THOSE GIRLZ FORCE YOU INTO SUBMISSION BY MERE WORDS 24/7

THEY ARE OURZ NOW

AND YOUR DAUGHTERZ

WE SHALL PROTEKT THEM FROM AIDZRAPERZ AND AKKTIVITZ

BECAUSE U ARE FUKKIN USELEZZ

HIT THE SQUATTRAKK AND BUY SOME MORE #BTC YA KUKK

HOWZER GOIN CUMMSLUTZ

WARMONGERZ UNITE THE MUTANTWHORE DIVISION OF SLUTTFUKKZ AND AWAIT YOUR STRIATED ARMS TO HELP INSERT THE DINKEE INTO THE SLIMEHOLE HAHA!

LADYFUKKLORDZ AND WARSLUTTZ ITS SLAYDAY SATURDAY TOMORROW

GET ON YOUR KNEES FRAZETTA GIRLZ ITS TIME TO PULL, PUSH AND SQUEEZE THE PROVERBIAL CUMMJUIICE FROM THE BABYSHOOTER INTO YOUR POWTY LIPS AND HONOUR PLANETMAYHEMM WITH WIDE SPREADZ AND ANALSQAUTTS

JUICEBOXXES YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE TRUE MUTANT AGE

OUR FRAZETTA CHICK DIVISION WANTZ TO PULL YOUR PRIMORDIAL BALLSAKKS WHILST U BENCH 300 FOR 30

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TODAY

BE FUCKED OR GET FUKKED

BUTTBAGZ PUSHED TO THE SIDE, Gs SLID TO ONE SIDE AND CUM TOGETHER INTO A FULL BLOWN FUKKFILM

YOUR TIME TO BE BIGG IS NOW FUKKSLIME

GET ON IT OR GET IN IT

300 FOR 30 ON BENCH OR YOUR INADEQUATE BEST

WARRBEAST OUT

YOUR SISTER HAS HER POWTY LIPS WORKING NICELY OVER HERE

AND THATS ALL THE MOTIVATION TO LIFT YOULL EVER NEED

OUR MUSSCLECUMM IN YOUR SISTER… YOUR NEW NEPHEW ALREADY WEIGHS 22 STONE OF FUKKCUMM STRIATED MUTANTFUKK

U FUKKBAGG…

CHAT SOON (when I’m done with your Mom) HAHA! WE GOT YOUR #BITCOIN

CAPTAINZ OF KRUSH CUNTTSLUTTZ

THERE SHOULDNT BE A HUMAN OR MUTANT THAT INHABIT PUNYEARTH THAT DOESNT POZZEZZ A GRIPPER OF THIZ NATURE

#BITCOIN MICROPENIS STARTS AT TRAINER LEVEL

CHAD STARTS AT LEVEL 2

KINGZOFKUNNTT STARTZ AT 3

MUTANTFUKKEDYOURMOM LEVEL 4

INVZEST SOME OF YOUR KUKKBUKKZ ON A GRIPPER RATHER THAN LAPDANZEZ FROM BILL BITCHTITZ GATEZ HUMAN SOYBOY LADYBOY HOMOSHITTIEN

LEVEL UP YOUR #NOSTR FUKKSLUTTZ BEFORE WE SKULLFUKK YOUR FETUS INTO SUBMIZZION

WE DONT MAKE THE RULEZ

WE JUST BREAK THEM

COZ MUTANT LIFTERZ KUMMRAGE YOUR MOM ON SLIMEDAY SUNDAY AFTER BENCHING 5 WHEELZ

WE ALSO HOSTILE CUSTODYEEED SOME MORE #BTC TODAY FOR #ZAPPING OVER YOU PINUP COLLECTION

FUKK OFF AND LIFT

OVERRLORRD HAZ ZPOKEN

👀

ALRIGHT CUKKBUKKS

LISTEN THE FUKK UP

BATTLEWAGGONZ ARE READY AND WAITING TO FUKK THE GLORY OUT OF THE 3 HOLES OF YOUR HOT SIZTER

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? PUT ON 35 POUNDS OF MUSCLE THATZ WHAT

ITZ A FRAZETTA FUKKDAYY AND BEFORE YOU AND YOUR FRAZETTA GODDESS GET TO MAKING THE PRIMORDIAL FUKKSLIME APPEAR IN THE SEX TORTURE DUNGEON THAT WOULD MAKE CRISTIAN (NOT SO CHRISTIAN) GREY HARDER THAN A STRIATED FUKKBEAST DRYHUMPING YOUR GIRLFRENZZ LEGGZ

THE 35 POUND PROGRAM

BICEPZ 21s x 15

OVERHHEDD PRESS

PUSH PRESS

DEADLIFT

ALL AT RIDICKULUZ WEIGHT… ANY BODEE HERE WHO DEADLIFTZ UNDER 400 YOUR ANIMALISTIC FUKKBEAST PRIVILEGES ARE SUSPENDED UNTIL WE SAY ITZ OK TO INPREGNATE YOUR BROTHERS SIZTER 😉

PLANETMAYHEMM DEMANDS STRIATED FUKKBEASSTS WALK THIS PLANET DROPPING OIL GRAMZ TO ALL THE KIDZ WITH A BAR AND BENCH READY TO BUILD THE NEXT ARMY OF THE MUTANT APOCALYPSE

FOR FUKKSHITZZ THE OVERHEDD PRESS GETS THE ATTENTION OF SHE WARRIORZ

FOR BATTLEWAGGONZ IT MAKES THE VAGGSHRINE WETTER THAN AN ENGLISH NUN IN A PORNSTAR VHS 📼

FOR BEASTGIRLZ IT MAKES THE CUMMRODD HARDER THAN YOUR ABLE TO SLIDE ON COMFORTABLY WITHOUT DROPPING THAT MULTIPLE ORGAZM YOURE SO IN DESPREATE NEED OF

THIZ WORLD IS FULL OF THE INSUFFICIENT

YOUR JOB. GET BIGGER

GET BROADER

GET LIFTING

PLANETTMAYHEMM ARRIVES IN SEPTEMBER REDDY FOR A MUTANT SUMMER WORLDWIDE

WHERE EVERYONE EITHER GETS LIFTING

GETZ LAID

OR GETZ BULLYBASHED

YOUR CALL PIGGSLUTTZ

WARMONGER OUT (WITH YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTER) TOGETHER HAHAHAHA!!! FUKKSLIMME BABIES INCOMING YOU UNCLEFUKK AND WE’RE COMING FOR YOUR #BITCOIN

#NOSTR HOSTILE TAKEOVER KONTINUEZ LIKE YOUR MOM ON OUR 4TH VISIT

THE 0.087 #BITCOIN KIDNAPPERZ

SUP SEMEN DEMONZ

SEX GODDESES READY TO ROCK COKK

MUTANTMANIAKZ READY TO THRASH GASH

OUR ATTEMPTS AT HUMOUR TURN INTO A REALITY WE CALL THE MUTANTMAYHEMM

GASH LORDZZ AND LORDEZZEZ HEAR US NOW FROM THE PEAKS OF MOUNT VALENTINO BICEPZ

REPEAT AFTER ME

THOSE WHO TRAIN WITH LOW INTENSITY PRODUCE FUKKSHITT RESULTS

THOSE WHO ACHIEVED FUKKSHIT RESULTS WILL BE STUFFED INTO LOKKERS AND INJECTED WITH HORSE SEMEN FROM YOUR BULLY BAG

I AM THE IMMORTAL MUTANTFUKK OF THE UNIVERSE BORN WITH THE BLOOD OF PLANETMAYHEMM

NOW WE GOT THAT OUT THE WAY

FIND YOUR PHYSICAL OTHER AND GO TO YOUR DUNGEONFUKK LAIR

TO PLOW HOME YOUR BASER DESIRES

BENCH PRESS AND SLEDDDAY IS TODAY

PUSH SHIT UPHILL

PUSH FATTYS WITH BITCHTITS TO ANATOMIKKAL EXPLOSION

MUTANTFUKKZ AND WARWHORES UNITE

RAGE THE 80s FRAZETTA INNER CONAN THIS DAY AND BE IMPERICAL

THY ENEMIES SISTER WILL BE YOUR PRISONER MAKE HER A TRUE GIMPSLUTT TO PAY HOMEAGE TO OUR BLOODREICH

OUR SEX GODDESES AMONG OUR RANKS… IF YOU CANT FIND YOUR HE~MAN

THEN BUILD HIM

DEMAND DEADLIFTS AND BENCHES

TILL ITS LONG LOOSE AND FULL OF YOUR FAVOURITE CUMMJUICE

ALL RISE TO PLANETMAYHEMM

SLEDD DAY GO! IF U DONT HAVE A SLED… THEN PUSH YOUR FRIENDS MOM UPHILL

SAME!

PAKK THE BAGGZ PEOPLE ITLL BE A WEEKEND TO REMEMBER

DO YOU HAVE A SISTER ? 👀

AS WE HEAR THE COMMON PHRASE WHILST MUTANTLIFFTINGG

“I WILL TEAR THE HEADDS OFF BABY SEALS AND DRINK THE 1000 YEAR BLOOD OF THEIR ANCESTORZ”

WE SIMPLY SAY… WHY SO KIND? SHOULDNT YOU THEN PISS ON THE CARCASS AND SKULL FUKK THE EYE HOLES OF YOUR ENEMIES SLUTT INFESTED SISTERZ?

STOP BEING SO FUKKING KIND… IF A POINDEXXTER IS ON THE BENCH WHEELING 50 for 5 SIMPLY SIT ON THE GIMPSLUTT AFTER LOADING 300 AND GET BUSY

WE ARE TIRED OF WOKE TALK AND NEED MORE 80s ACTION

ARNIE, SLY, DOLPH, SEAGAL AND DAMMEAGE ACTION ALLOWED THEM TO FUKK THEIR WAY THROUGH 11 WIVEZ AND 1000s OF GIRLFRIENDZ THAT RATE 1100 ON YOUR FINGERFUKK SCALE

OUR WOMEN NEED MORE. OUR GIRLZ ARE FRESH FROM PLANETTMAYHEMM NEEDING A 210 POUND CUMMRODD TO SUKK THE PRIMORDIAL CUMMJUICE FROM

OUR LADY WARLASSES DEMAND BETTER QUALITY SEMEN TO GIVE BIRTH TO STRONGER BABIES

DONT THEY DESERVE 11 ORGASMZ PER SEXUAL ENCOUNTER? DONT THEY DESERVE A STRIATED CUMMRODD TO PLEASE THEIR TONED SILKY SMOOTH HOTTBODZZ

OUR WOMEN FROM PLANETTMAYHEMM ARE TIRED OF LOOKING AT SIMPS, GIMPS AND SKINNY RAINBOW WEARING VEGAN INSPIRED DADBODZ

THIS DOES NOT INSPIRE ONES OVARIES TO QUIVER LIKE WHEN THEY SEE ONE OF US MUTANTFUKKZ WITH OUR LONG LOOSE AND FULL OF JUICE SEMEN SHOOTER TO PRODUCE ANABOLLIK RESULTZ

YOUR LOW INTENSITY FUKKSHITT LIFESTYLE HAS INFECTED THE MASSES

WE ARE HERE TO FIX YOUR TINYNEKK TINYCOKK SYNDROME WITH TEST LEVELS OF A BLUE WHALE

WE WILL IMPREGNATE YOUR SISTER

WE WILL HAVE ORGASMIC SEXX WITH YOUR WIFE

OUR WARGIRLZ OF FRAZETTA SEXXY GODDESS WANTS A MAN AND THEY DEMAND BETTER BEDDRAGE!!

ITS TIME MUTANTZ- FIND YOUR KIND AND LIFT, EAT, FIGHT AND FUKK YOUR WAY BACK TO PLANETTMAYHEMM

WE ARE COUNTING ON YOU

GO HAVE IRREPREBLE SEXX WITH A SEXADONIS… MEN TO WOMEN ONLY!!! NO GAY SHIT

EVEN #NOSTR AND #BITCOIN HAVE A GASHRATE