NO SOY BOY BITCH TITZ WHERE WE ARE FROM

ITS EITHER YOURE THE BIGGEST IN THE GYM

OR YOURE PLANNING A HOSTILE INVASION OF HIS HOME THUS BECOMING THE BIGGEZT IN THE GYM

YOUR MOM SAYZ HI BTW 👋

SUPER SMASH BROS INCORPORATED JUST WALKED IN

ASKED WHAT THEY DID TODAY

YOUD THINK ID TAKE ADVANTAGE AND JUST BE IMMORAL HERE

THEY BOUGHT #BITCOIN

DID U?

IF YOU DONT BUY ATLEAST 1 CENTING OF #BTC TODAY YOURE A SOY BOY WITH MAN BOOBZ

AND THAT GOES FOR EVERYONE

BULLYING EVERYONE ALL DAY

IF U SEE CAPS ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET REMINDING YOU OF HOW YOUR MOM IS OUR BIGGEST!!!! (In weight) FAN OF ALL TIME

YOU KNOW ITS A MUTANY FROM PLANNETTMAYHEMM

FIRST ONE:

“ THE #BITCOIN HALVING IS COMING”

BUT YOU WORK OFF 21m COINS? YOUR WHOLE THESIS IS 21m CANT MAKE MORE

SO IN YOUR SPEECH OF 21m THE HALVINGS ARE DONE AND BITTY IS AT FULL SUPPLY

IN THE WORDS OF CARL BARRON

YOURE A COCK HEAD

THATZ IT

THATZ THE POST

YOU GONNA SIT THERE AND GROW FAT

OR U GONNA GO IN AND DO SOME LEGZ

U KNOW HOW MANY SUPER SMASH BROTHERS IVE BUILT OFF A HANDFULL OF EXERCISES?

HEAPZ FUKKIN

TO ACHIEVE A BODY OF MONUMENTAL EYEFUKK POTENTIAL

U ONLY NEED 3….

HERE IS YOUR LEG DAY SLAMMPIGG

LEGS:

DEADLIFT 5 X 5 AFTER WARMUP AT 70%

LEG PRESS 5 x 20 60%

SQUAT 5 X 15 70%

YOU DO THAT

SEXY WOMAN

OR SAGE BEAST

YOUR TEST LEVELS INCREASE

AKA

LOOK YOUNGER

LEGENDARY SEX DRIVE

AND TREE TRUNK LEGS

WITH A TIGHT ASS

TAKE 40 MINS TO DO U

THEN OTHERS WILL DO U

CAPISH, NOW FUKK OFF

NIGHT TIME HERE ON PLANNETTMAYHEMM

ALL THE COOL SHIT IS ABOUT TO BEGIN

ENERGY DRINKZ ON STANDBY

PREDATOR ON THE PROJECTOR

BARBELL LOADED WITH 315 FOR WARMUPS

DEADLIFT READY

BABE ON THE CYCLE

#BITCOIN IN THE WALLET

SOME OLD MICHAEL JORDAN HIGHLIGHTZ ON THE EYEPAD

TRU 90s ANNABOLLIK ATMOSPHERE

WELL WHILE OUR TEST LEVELS INCREASE DRAMATICALLY FOR BEING IN A HIGHLY COMPETITIVE WARLORD ATMOSPHERE

YOU GUYS PLEASE ENJOY LISTENING G TO SOY BOY BITCH TIT BILL GATES YELLING NERD WORDS AND WORKING G OUT IF THEIR PENIS IS SOME SORT OF WEIRD VAGINA

HAHAHAAAA U LISTEN TO LITERAL SOYBOY KUNNTTFLAPPZ TELLING YOUR KIDS SOME WEIRD BULLSHIT THAT IN THE 90s WOULD BE IMPRISONED FOR…..

LESSON IS

BE AN ANNABOLLIK ASSASSIN AND REMEMBER TO TELL SLAMMPIGGZ LIKE SOORAK, ONHISKNEESEEZ AND OL BIDDY BIDEN TO GO FUKK THEMSELVES

ANYWAY

WE ARE GETTING LAID TONIGHT SO

YOU DO YOU

LITERALLY HAHAHhaha

✌️🖕

A SLAMMPIGG DAY TO U ALL FROM THE MUTANT OVERRLORRD

WELL

WHATS TO SAY

ITS A #BITCOIN AND BABES KINDA DAY

OVERRLORRD DONT LIE

WE THINK YOUR EARTHLY WOMEN ARE THE SEXIEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE….. NOT EVERY SINGLE ONE BUT 95% ARE GODDESSES

THOSE FILLERFILLED GIRLS SCARE THE FUKK OUT OF US THO

AND THEY CALL US MUTANTS

WELL…. WE ARE CURLING 200s FOR REPS WITH PINUPS ON OUR WALLZ

WE GOT #BITCOIN AS ITS INTERGALLAKTIC MONEY

ANY #ZAPS COME OUR WAY

KNIW YOUVE SENT INTERPLANETARY

HERE ON PLANNETTMAYHEMM

WE CONFISCATED YOUR SATELLITES JUST LIKE OUR BROS IN INDEPENDENCE DAY

OK WE UNREALISTICALLY SAW U BEAT THEM COZ U HAD WILL SMITH…. WE KINDA BIGGER AND WE BULLY EVERYONE

SOME IN A JOKE

SOME COZ U ARE THE JOKE

ITS LIKE WHEN YOU GO PEE AND LOOK DOWN…. THE JOKE

OS IN YOUR HANDS HAHAHAHAH

Have a good day Shittheads

Go deadlift and be effective, pump your test level up to 550 or something

Escape hatches in Australia today

#bitcoin - $105,000 per coin

Gold - $3500 per Oz

Silver - $60 per Oz (that gets a wow from me, well done Silver)

#btc can still be bought in $1 increments…. Still the fastest and the best

But I must ask…. What does Gold and Silver know we don’t? Gold actually holding the price for a change… what’s up?

#bitcoin Will drag everything up

WE THINK YOURE LOVELY

IF THAT COUNTS

YOULL BE ON WHAT EVER BRANCH OF NOSTR SO WE GOOD OVER HERE

IF YOU HAVE THE PERFECT 80s ASS

LIKE THE ROKKGODZ DANZIG EMPLOYED FOR THE TASK

THEN WE ARE AT YOUR SERVICE

https://youtu.be/SbhB90kyMF0?si=wsgw_PdDURjXCX6A

#bitcoin

Barbells

Babes

Bikinis

BBQ

#cashouttuesday

If Australia Fukk this up today the banks grow stronger

$250 out atm

Asked around at work today nobody knew what I was talking about

Fine line if this fails today…. If banks just biz as normal…

Bad! Anyway my part done

BODYBUILDING MOVIE OF THE 80S

PREDATOR

RUNNING MAN

SUBURBAN COMMANDO

THATS OUR NIGHT

ACHTUNG FUKKSHITTZ

TODAYZ LEZZON IS PROUDLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY A KNUKKLEDRAGGING CUMMSLUTT REGIONAL CHAMPION DEDLIFFTER OF EPIK PORPORTIONZ

LEZZON 1: THOSE WHO TRAIN WITH LOW INTENZITY ACHEIVE FUKKSHITT RUZULTZ

LEZZON 2: HOW DO YOU GIVE A HOMELEZZ MAN A CIRCUMCISION?

KIK YOUR MOM IN THE CHIN… HAHAHA!

LEZZON 3: FAST LEARN LEZZON 2 (YEZ KARATE KID 2) WE KNOW YOU FUKKBAGG WE AINT STUPID LIKE YOUR DAD WAZ FOR NOT WEARING A CONDOM THAT UNHOLY NIGHT OF PIGGFUKKERY

BAKK TO DEDS: WE REQUIRE A CIRICULUM TO QUALIFY FOR PLANETTFUKK REGIONAL CHAMPIONS COMPETITION

5 x 5 @

200

225

275

300

335

375

400

AND WORKK BAKK DOWN YOU HERNIATEDD CUMMKUNT!

WE ARENT ALL EQUALZ WITHIN THIZ REALM OF 1980s HARDCORE LIFTING KULTURE

LETZ TAKE YOUR MOM FOR EXAMPLE:

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 6 BLAKKFOOTZ AND A JOKE?

YOURE MOM CANT TAKE A JOKE…. HAHAHA!!! FELL FOR IT AGAIN DIDNT YA FUKKPIGG

NOW KNUKKLEDRAGG THE FUKK UP AND HIT THE SQUAT RAKK AT 400 FOR 50 AFTER YOUR DEDLIFFT SEZZION

MUTANT OVERRLORRD HAZ SPOKEN YOU FUKKIN BLONDE HAIRED BLUE EYED DOLPH LUNDGREN WANNABE OF 1050 POUNDS OF FUKKSLIMME!!

OUT!

ACHTUNG SLAMMPIGGZ

WELL IT LOOKS PRETTY MESSED UP ON PLANET EARTH

WE ARE CUMMING IN YOUR MOM AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT TO SHOW U THE ANCIENT METRIC OF

POWER LIFTING

STRONG MAN

POWER

SPEED

MASCULINITY

AND THE SACRED FEMININE

YOU STUPID HUMANS CANT RECOGNISE EACH-OTHER WITH OUT SOME FORM OF PAPER

HAHAHAHAHA

YOUR SISTER IS HERE

SHE HAS A MESSAGE FOR YOU

GROW A PAIR OF BALLZ AND MAN/WOMAN UP U BUNCH OF PUSSIES

SO U ALL SAY NO

THEY FIGHT U

GOOD!!!

BOUT TIME U SKUMMFUKKZ DID SOMETHING CREATIVE ANYWAY

AND BUY SOME #BITCOIN TONIGHT

SLAPPSHITTZ!!!

WHOS IN THE FOTO BELOW? THATS ONE OF OUR WARPIGGZ WHEN HE HEARS THE WORD

HUMAN…. PISSES US ALL OFF THAT UR FAILING YOUR BASIC TASK

BE GOOD AT BEING HUMAN

GO DEADLIFT AND BE AGGRESSIVE

THE WAR IS OUT THERE

NOT WITH YOUR PEOPLE

HAPPY OSTARA

ITS HER DAY

ALLOW HER GIFTS AND THE HUNTING OF EGGZ TO COMMENCE

HAILT THE GODDESS

ANCIENT GREETINGS FROM THE BEAUTIFUL LAND

OF OSTARA

LADY OF THE SPRING

THE VERNAL EQUINOX

THE LIGHT

CONSIDERING YOU EARTHLINGZ CANT WORK OUT HOW TO WIN AT #BITCOIN

TRY OFFERING A PRAYER TO THE LADY OSTARA

ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE HUNTING OF EGGS… YOU DO IT IN HER NAME

YOUR POPULAR TV SHOW AMERICAN GODS BY NEIL GAIMAN IN THE LAST EPISDOE OF SEASON 1 IS A FOOD WAY TO FAMILIARISE YOURSELF WITH THE TRUE EASTER VALUES

WE HONOUR YOU OSTARA

WITH OUR WORKOUTS

WITH OUR EGG DECORATING

WITH OUR PRAYERS

HAIL

I SEE ONE OF YOU EARTHLINGS HAS WHAT IT TAKES

LITERALLY…. FIRST ONE WEVE SEEN AND WEVE LOOKED AT ALOT OF U SLIMEFUKKZ…

THE REVERSE BARBARIAN BROS BENCH PRESS AT 300 POUNDZZZZ… MOZT OF U CUCKZ CANT STANDARD BENCH THAT

U SURE YOUR FATHER WAS HUMAN? U SEEM MUTATED

#BITCOIN

HAZ

BEGUN

FROM PLANETTMAYHEMM TO PLANET EARTH

THE LAST CURRENCY TO GO IS…. THE USD…. 100K SENDZ A MESSAGE

10M MAKES A STATEMENT…. INTERGALLAKTIK RESERVE CURRENCY

WE ARE READY… SINCE 7 YEARS AGO 🧟‍♂️

ACHTUNG SLAMMPIGGZ

WHEELED 215 FOR 8 ON OHP

TOPPED IT PFF WITH WEIGHTED CHINZ

CHINZ ARE TO BE DONE THE ANCIENT WAY: FRANCO COLUMBU WIDE WIDE WIDE SUPER WIDE GRIPP

AS WE ROLL ON OUR HOME PLANNETT SURROUNDED BY BABES WHO BUY #BITCOIN WHILST OUR BICEP STRIATIONZ MAKE YOUR MOTHERZ AND SIZTERS REMEMBER WHAT REAL MEN AND MUTANT SLIMEFUKKZ CAN DO TO THEIR STATE OF HAPINESS 😉

WE MAKE THE RULES

WE BREAK THE RULES

ANYWAY ITZ WEEKEND PIGGFEZT OF CHICKENZ, GRAVY, POTATO AMD CHIPS SLAMMING IT DOWN WITH OUR HIGH TESTOSTERONE ENERGY DRINK

BLUE V

UNTIL INVASION

GET BIGGER