BEFOR WE INVADE WE ARE JUST HEADING TO THE SPORT SHOP FOR BATS

BASEBALL BATS

CRICKET BATS

HARDWARE STORE FOR

SLEDGE HAMMERS AND NAILS

DONT READ INTO IT….

WE WILL SEE YOU IN AN HOUR OR SO HAHA

BICEPS AND LEGZ NIGHT HERE ON PLANETTMAYHEMM

WISHING ALL OUT INTERPLANETARY COMRADES

A MASSIVE STEAK DINNER WITH A GOOD STATHAM FILM

1: BEEKEEPER

2: CRANK

3: EXPENDABLES 4

SELFIE AND #BITCOIN BEFORE LIFT

HERE ON PLANETTMAYHEMM

WE TAKE SPIRITUALITY AS SERIOUS AS OUR 21 INCH BICEPS

ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF JUST HOW COOL WE ARE WEN COMPARING OURSELVES TO…… ANYONE REALLY

2 OF OUR WORSHIP HALLS…. YOU CALL THEM CHURCHES

BUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OUR WORSHIP HALLZ AND YOUR CHURCHES IS….. OURS ONLY TAKE DONATION IN #BITCOIN

NO ANTI GODLY FIAT…. YEAH SORRY TO TELL THE TRUTH ON U THERE

FIAT IS EVILZ MONEY

OUR GODZ LIKE US USING #BITCOIN…. CAREFUL WHO U DONATE TO

WELCOME TO SLAMMCITY

CAPITAL CITY OF PLANETTMAYHEMM

TBH JUST ANOTHER SPOT OF #BITCOIN ONLY SHOPS

BARBELLZ EVERYWHERE TO DO CURLS ON WHILE YOURE WAITING FOR YOUR STEAK 🥩

HAHA

SMASHLIFTING TIME

SURF AND SKI ON PLANETTMAYHEMM

AND A BUNCH MORE #BITCOIN DAILY BUYS

TOOT TOOT

WHILST SCUBA DIVING FOR PIRANHA AND WILD BEEFEATING SHARKZ

WE BOUGHT #BITCOIN AT THE BOTTOM ON PLANETTMAYHEMMZ SWAMP

WE ARE NOT THE SAME

WE DONT BENCH THE SAME

WE DONT SQUAT THE SAME

WE DONT SPEND TIME WITH YOUR MOTHER THE SAME

PLANETTMAYHEMMZ BEAUTY IS IN ITS ABILITY TO SHOW U EVERY LOCATION ON OUR HOME PLANETT

IS 1 : BETTER THAN YOURS

AND 2: ACCEPTS #BITCOIN EVERYWHERE

NOW GO HIT THE #BARBELL U PIECE OF SQUAD SHITT

SUMMER SPORTS FOR SLAMMPIGGZ

HAHA

ON PLANETTMAYHEMM

WE ARE BETTER THAN U

AND WE KNOW IT

COZMIC WAVEZ

COZMIC #BITCOIN

BICEP MOUNTAINZ

PICTURE OF OUR BOY SLAMMDOGG… HE GOT THE NAME AFTER A FEW VISITS TO YOUR MOM

TRYING NOT TO READ INTO IT

HAHAHAHAAAAAA

EVERYDAY

ULTIMATE PINNACLE OF GYMING TECHNOLOGY

MOBILE PHONE SHOPPING ON PLANETTMAYHEMM CONES WITH LOTS OF SPECIALZ

1: LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP TO THE GYM

2: LIFETIME READING SCHOLARSHIP OF EVERY WAR AND GYM BOOK AT OUR LIBRARY

3: LIFETIME PRE PAID MEMBERSHIP 24 HOUR ACCESS TO YOUR MOM…. HAHAHA!!!

EVEN OUR TECH STORES ARE SUPER COOL

AND!!!

#BITCOIN 🏧

NOT THAT WE USE OUR OLD CURRENCY OF SACRIFICIAL ANIMAL BLOOD ANYMORE

#BITCOIN SEEMED MORE FAIR

WE GETTING THE NEW IMUTANT

AN IPHONE…. WITH YOUR MOMS NUMBER PREPROGRAMMED…. HAHA

AFTER PIZZA

ITS TIME FOR PASTA

WE EATING TO GET READY FOR DEADZ AND BENCH TOMORROW SLAMMPIGGZ

WE ROUGHLY LIFT YOUR MOMZ BODYWEIGHT

ITS A UNIVERSAL TASK

AGAIN…. AT PASTA HOUSE ON PLANETTMAYHEMM

ITS #BITCOIN PAY ONLY

THE LOCATIONS ON OUR PLANET MAKES YOUR PLANET LOOK BORING AF!

FUKK WE ARE BUSY TONIGHT SLAMMPIGGZ

WE GOT BIG DAY OF LIFTING TOMORROW AND ALL OUR MUTANT SCUMBAGGZ ARE EATING PIZZA LIKE WE RUNNIN OUTTA DOE

OUR BOY DRAK HAS GOT THE KITCHEN HELD HOSTAGE

HES GOT THEM MAKING ENDLESS ROUNDS OF PIZZA FOR THE BOYZ…. ITS A CALL ALL CARS BUT….

YOU KNOW WAT… PROBS BEST JUST LET THEM FILL THEMSELVES UP AND PASSOUT IN THE GUTTER

THEY PAY US IN #BITCOIN SO…. WIN WIN

HELP 🤣

#SELFIE

MUTANT OVERLORD

WE ALWAYS GETTING IT DONE

THEN A #BITCOIN BUY

THEN VISIT YOUR MOM

TWICE

THEN STEAK HOUSE

LOCATIONS SCATTERED ALL OVER PLANETTMAYHEMM

ARE TO FEED U

EMPOWER YOU

AND GET YOU LAID…..

RAGNAROK

IS

UPON

US

FROM PLANETTMAYHEMM

WE HOPE YOUR BODIES ARE PREPARING FOR EVERYTHING

#BITCOIN AND BICEPS SAVE YOUR DAYS AHEAD

SKÁL

MULTIPLE LOCATIONS ON OUR HOME PLANET ARE WHAT EVERY 90s BODYBUILDING ACTION HERO SPOUTING G I JOES AND MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE ARE LONGING FOR

PLANETTMAYHEM HAS POWER HOUSE GYMZ ON EVERY CORNER, TANNING SALONS IN EVERY DISTRICT AND STEAKHOUSES GALORE

WHY?

TO BUILD BATTLE READY MEAT HEADS THATS WHY

IF WE WERE TO INVADE AND COMMIT A HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF PUNY PLANET EARTH

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO

SEND YOUR SUPER BRAVE VACCINATED VEGAN MEN TO FIGHT US

HA….. HA…. HA 90% OF WHICH DONT WORKOUT AT ALL

YOU DIDNT DO SO WELL WEN THE WORLD CALLED FOR BRAVERY AND TO STAND TOGETHER

YOU INJECTED AND SENT HATE TO THE UN INJECTED…. THATS NOT BRAVERY

THATS COWARDICE

IF U WERE FORCED…. MANY OF U COULD HAVE MADE A STAND TOGETHER….

HISTORY WAS WRITTEN U DIDNT

THEY COULD HAVE GIVEN YOU THE AIDS VIRUS FOR ALL U KNOW…..

SO…. COME TO OUR PLANET FOR MUSCLE, TANNING, MEAT AND MAYHEM

WE WILL COME TO YOURS AND TAKE YOUR #BITCOIN

AND YOUR BABES

BECAUSE ALL EART WOMEN ARE HOT

EXCEPT FOR THAT “WOKE FAT BLUE HAIRED QUEER BUNCH” U CAN KEEP THOSE HAHA

WE WANT YOUR BEST MEN AND WOMEN HERE

U CAN STAY WITH YOUR OWN

LOWLY POINDEXTERZ WITH NO TESTOSTERONE LEVELS OR SEX DRIVE

HAHAHAAAAAA

YOUR MOMS WELCOME ALWAYS… SHE MAKES THE BOYS HAPPY

SO….

SHES GOT A LIFETIME PASS

HAIL GRIMNIR

AND THE BIFROST THAT CARRIES THE WOLVES OF THE WORLD TO MIDGARD

HAIL

HEADING TO THE LIBRARY AFTER #BICEPS AND #DEADLIFTS

WE WONT BE READING #BITCOIN BOOKS

BECAUSE UNLIKE MANY

WE ARENT RETARDED HAHA

BITCOIN WAS SIMPLE TO UNDERSTAND, IMPLEMENT AND INTEGRATE

SO WE DID IT

BACK IN 2017…. WHILE MOST NEED TO HEAR THE WORDS

MAGICAL INTERNET MONEY WHILT STACKING $10 IN BITTY

WE PLOUGH AHEAD LIKE YOUR BLACKROCK

BUYING DAILY

BUILDING DAILY

NO PASTELS

STRAIGHT COLOUR MOFOZ

OVERLORD OUT

LEVEL YOURSELF UP TODAY WITH A BOOK INSTEAD OF THAT WITCH BRICK YOU CARRY ROUND WITH U

A REPORT FROM THE SKIES:

Amidst the lush foliage, towering vines, and ancient ruins, the gym stands as a testament to the mutant overlords strength and discipline. Massive tree trunks serve as weightlifting bars, their bark worn smooth by countless repetitions. The air crackles with energy as mutants lift boulders, swing from vines, and perform gravity-defying feats.

At the heart of the gym, a colossal mutant overlord his veins pulsing with raw power sits atop a stone throne, overseeing the training sessions. His eyes glow with determination, and his mutated limbs flex as he encourages his followers. Around him, other mutants engage in sparring matches, their roars echoing through the jungle.

Sunlight filters through the dense canopy, casting dappled shadows on the moss-covered ground. Vines twist around rusted metal equipment, and ancient hieroglyphs adorn the walls—a reminder of the gym's mysterious origins. The air smells of damp earth, sweat, and ambition.

Welcome to the Mutant Overlord Jungle Gym, where gains are measured in broken branches and conquered beasts. 💪🌿🌟

THIS IS BUT ANOTHER LOCATION ON PLANETTMAYHEMM WHERE WE SHOW YOU OUR SUPERIORITY

#BITCOIN ONLY PAYMENTS ON ENTRY

SLAMMFISTING MUTANT G FUXX

WHY ARENT YOU

IN THE GYM

FLYING TO PLANETTMAYHEMM

BUYING MORE #BITCOIN

WE WANT YOU

MASSIVE

HIGH TEST

FOCUSSED

BUILT

SMART

EFFICIENT

FUNNY

AND MUTATED

THE GIRLZ TOO!!!

STOP LIVING LIKE A SNIVELLING SLIME BUCKET AND HIT THE SQUAT RAKK

THEN COME MINE SOME #BTC WITH US

THIS IS DRAK

POSSIBLY YOUR FATHER AND THE MEO (mutant executive officer) OF OUR MINING OPERATIONS ON PLANETTMAYHEMM

OUR #BITCOIN MINERS ACCOUNT FOR 300EHS OF INTERGALACTIC HASH RATE AND OUR PLANET IS BACKED BY THE #BITCOIN ECONOMY

DRAK SAID TO US EARLIER… CAPTIONED BELOW IN PHOTO WE CAUGHT OF HIM STEALING YOUR MOMZ #BITCOIN

“JUST DO EVERYTHING PUNY PLANET EARTH ISNT AND YOULL WIN IN #BTC “

BICEPS

BABES

BIKES

BBQS AND

#BITCOIN

DRAK ALSO SAYS HE WILL START PAYING CHILD SUPPORT SOON AND YOUR MOM CAN VISIT ANYTIME….

YOU SADLY WERENT THE PLAN…

BUT HEY

WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES

👀