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OUR MUSCLES WARMACHT OF PLANETTMAYHEMM ARE GEARING UP FOR MORE #BITCOIN AND BICEPS

WHERE WE ARE GOING

U BETTER CUM WITH

TOOT TOOT SLAMMPIGGZ

BICEPS

BRUNETTS

AND

#BITCOIN

WELL… WE ARE 30 POUNDS HEAVIER AND IN THE GOOD WAY

YOUR MOM SAYS HI AS SHES BEEN BUSY WITH THE HORDE OF MUTANT BULLS WITH IRRADIATED SEMEN

AND

OUR VEHICLE IS INTERPLANETARY DESTRUCTIVE

YOUR MOMS IN THE BACK

OUR MUTANT DOGGZ IN THE FRONT

COMING TO A TOWN NEAR U… AS LONG AS U ACCEPT #BTC OF COURSE

IF U DONT

WHY WOULD ANYONE BOTHER

FUTURE VS FAILURE

TRUCKS FULL FUELED AND BITCOIN WAS THE CURRENCY

TOOT TOOT

ACHTUNG SLAMMPIGGZ

IF YOU HAVENT PUT ON 25 POUNDS OF MASS AND GARNERED A HOT PIECE OF FEMALE ASS IN OUR ABSCENCE

WHAT THE FUKK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH YOUR TIME?

TO MUCH PORN

NOT ENOUGH CONQUERING

WELL IF OUR SLIMEFISTING ROCKGODD MUSCLESTUDDZ KNOW ONE THING APART FROM YOUR MOTHER

IS

EVERY SECOND SHOULD BE USED TO LEVEL YOURSELF UP

NOT THE ONE ON SCREEN

PUT DOWN YOUR BULLSHIT AND PICKUP YOUR TOXIC SUPER MAXI #BITCOIN SUPER MUTANT BULL APPLICATION U BUY BITCOIN FROM

BUY $10 WORTH

THEN: GO DO BICEPS

THEN EAT MEAT

THEN WATCH A HIGH ATMOSPHERE MOVIE FOR YOUR TESTOSTERONE

THEN: SEND A FRIENDLY MESSAGE TO A GIRL THAT DOESNT UNDERTONE THAT YOURE TRYING TO FUKK HER

TRY SAYING HI AND ASKING OUT FOR A DRINK FOR NOTHING MORE THAN CONVERSATION

LAY THE FOUNDATION

THEN YOULL GET LAID

GOT IT?

GOOD!

NOW FUKK OFF

MEET THE BEETER

WE CALL HIM MEET BEETER HAHA

HAS A PIKTURE OF YOUR MOM IN HIS LOCKER…. AS WELL AS YOUR SISTER AND AUNT

HE HAS KIDNAPPED 400 CHEFS AND 150 WAITERS

RANSOM IS AS ALWAYS #BITCOIN

WE ASKED AI WHAT WOULD AI USE AS MONEY…. THE ANSWER? NOT STINKY FIAT BRODOUGHZ THATS FOR SURE

LOOK

HES HUNGRY

A BIT PISSED OFF STRAINED HIS BICEP

JUST WANTZ SOME #BTC

HE WILL PUT IT TOWARDS HIS TRAINING PLANS AND KIDNAPPING THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY

HE ALSO WATCHED TERRIFIER 3 GAVE A 10:10 ON THE BRUTAL SCALES

JUST DAMN EXCELLENT FILM

ACHTUNG SLAMMPIGGZ

WE’RE WELCOMING BACK 1980z STYLE, LIFTING AND ATTITUDE

BULLYING EVERYONE SHOULD BE ON YOUR FOREFRONT

FROM THEIR MOTHERS TO THEIR SISTERZ AND THE FACT THAT YOU SHOULD OF BEEN JERKED OFF INTO A TISSUE HAHA

WE SLAMM THE HEAVIEST WEIGHT FOR THE MOST MASS POSSIBLE

AND NO, NOBODY IS CAPABLE TO GET AS BIG AS YOUR MOTHER…. AND YES… WE ARE JEALOUS HAHA

PLOUGHING AS MUCH 80s DOOLARZ INTO #BITCOIN

AND MAKING SURE ALL THE WOMEN ARE FEELING GOOD IN BIKINIS 👙 STANDING AROUND FIRE PITZ AND WOLVES EVERYWHERE

IF YOU DIDNT READ THE NEWS

YOUR SOCIETY IS FAR FROM NORMAL…. ITS FUKKIN WEIRD

“WELL WHATS NORMAL TODAY”

UMMM THE FACT THAT MEN DONT WEAR DRESSES AND WOMEN DONT NEED TO WORK 11 JOBS COZ THEIR GENTLE MAN FRIEND IS QUESTIONING HIS SEXUALITY COZ HES STILL ATTRACTED TO HIS MOM…

ITS FUKKIN RIDICULOUS!!!!

SO

MAKE SURE YOURE

READING GOOD CONTENT

PRODUCING BEST SELF

BUILDING MUSCLE AND IMPROVING CARDIO

GOOD HAIRCUTS

SUPPORT YOUR WOMEN TO BE INCREDIBLE

AND

BE A GOOD MAN/MUTANT AND HUMAN

COZ IF YOURE NOT GOOD AT BEING HUMAN…. WE ARE ALL FUKKED

AND NO…. THE POPULATION WONT INCREASE IF YOURE HAVING A GAYDAY CURIOSITY MOMENT

DO BETTER

OR

FUKK OFF

AFTER A LONG WEEK

WE LIKE TO TAKE THE DOGG FOR A WALK….

WE WORK HARD ALL WEEK

YOUR MOM HAS SO MANY REQUESTS THAT WE NEED SOME DOWN TIME

HAHA

GET OUT THERE PEASANTS

THERE IS A WHOLE WEEK OF CONQUERING AHEAD!

START THE MONDAY WITH A 6AM S.M.A.S.H. #BITCOIN BUY

THEN GO LIFT

WE ARE CUMMING!!!

Use Primal for now until that’s taken care of, no signs of it on Primal at all

LETS GET ANABOLIC

THEN

LASER EYES FOR #BITCOIN AND YOUR MOM HAHA

OUR MUTANT HORDE MAKES THINGS SIMPLE

WE SUPER SLAMM MASS PLATED BENCH PRESSES FOR REPS

HIT LORD FRANCO COLUMBU WODE GRIP CHINZ THE WAY SARDINIA DEMAND IT

WITH DEADLIFTS AND SQUATS TO RAISE OUR TEST LEVELS TO ANABOLIC FUKKTONNERY

YOU MAY ASK WHY?

BUT YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT UNDERSTAND

SEE WHEN OUR GODS HANDED OUT BRAINS, THEY DID SO WITH KINDNESS AND CARE

WHEN YOUR GODZ HANDED OUR BRAINS THEY SKIPPED YOU BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY TO SEE A WHEEZLY LITTLE CUMMBUKKET FLOP AROUND LIKE A RETARDED MONKEY TRYING TO PEEL A BANANA

HAHA

WE TRAINING

CATCH YA NEXT TIME LOSERS

ANABOLIC PINBALL ANYONE?

WE ARE UNIVERSAL CHAMPS

OUR DEATH GODZ MOCK EVERY SINGLE THING IN THE UNIVERSE

YOUR MOMZ BODYWEIGHT

YOUR WIFEZ LARGE ASS

AND

YOUR LACK OF TEST LEVELS THAT AN AIDS INFESTED SILVER BACK WOULD MAKE YOU HIS STRESS TOY HAHA

ALL TOLD

BE IT YOUR LACK OF 225 BENCH FOR REPS OR YOU LOW TEST LEVEL

WE ARE HERE FOR YOUR #BITCOIN

WE WILL BUY

STEAL

AND

CONVINCE YOUR MOM TO SEND US ALL YOUR LUNCH MONEY

OR….. HIT THE SQUAT RAKK FOR #SATS …. SOUNDS PROMISING EITHER WAY

HAHA

EVEN WE GET VISITORZ FROM UNWANTED PLANETZ

🙄

THIS ANABOLIC ASSWIPE IS ONLY WELKOME COZ HE HOLDZ #BITCOIN

IN ALL HONESTY WE THINK HE HAS AIDZ…..

MUTATED MUSCLETRUKKZ

U WONDER WHERE SOME OF YOUR PISSY EARTH VEHICLES GO

WE TAKE THEM

BAKE THEM

TURN THEM INTO 1980 ANABOLIC ASSASSIN GRADE SUPER TRUKKZ

ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO MAKE U FEEL INFERIOR, TO THEN GET I SPIRED TO BE BETTER

WE WILL DO IT!!!

LIKE YOUR MOM HAHA

ON PLANETTMAYHEMM, A CHAOTIC REALM WHERE LAVA RIVERS CUT THROUGH CRIMSON SKIES AND LIGHTNING DANCES WITHOUT RESTRAINT, THERE LIVED A MUTANT OVERLORD KNOWN ONLY AS KARNOK THE WRECKONER. KARNOK STOOD SEVEN FEET TALL, HIS BODY A MASS OF BULGING MUSCLES AND VIBRATING FURY. HIS FLESH WAS SCARRED FROM COUNTLESS BATTLES, AND EVERY INCH OF HIM RADIATED POWER. BUT WHAT SET HIM APART, WHAT MADE HIM TRULY TERRIFYING, WERE HIS DESIGNER SUNGLASSES—THEY SHONE AS BLACK AS A BLACK HOLE, REFLECTING NOTHING, ABSORBING EVERYTHING.

KARNOK WORSHIPPED ONLY TWO BEINGS: ODIN, THE ALL-FATHER, AND FENRIR, THE DEVOURER OF WORLDS. TO HIM, ODIN'S WISDOM AND FENRIR'S SAVAGE STRENGTH WERE THE ONLY PATHS WORTH WALKING. EVERY NIGHT, UNDER THE BLAZING SKY OF PLANETTMAYHEMM, KARNOK WOULD STAND BEFORE A SHRINE HE HAD BUILT FROM THE BONES OF HIS ENEMIES. ON THE ALTAR LAY A GREAT WOLF’S SKULL—FENRIR’S SYMBOL—AND ABOVE IT, AN ENGRAVING OF ODIN'S RAVENS. HE'D ROAR OUT HIS PRAYERS, DEMANDING STRENGTH, POWER, AND GLORY IN THE NAME OF THE GODS OF CHAOS.

BUT KARNOK WASN'T JUST A DEVOTED WORSHIPPER. NO, HE WAS A WARRIOR LIKE NO OTHER, A BEAST THAT TRAINED RELENTLESSLY. IN THE IRON-CLAD GYMS OF PLANETTMAYHEMM, KARNOK LIFTED WEIGHTS WITH A FURY THAT LEFT EVEN THE MOST BRUTAL OF HIS MUTANT BRETHREN TREMBLING. HE WOULD CURL STEEL BEAMS AS IF THEY WERE TWIGS, SQUAT TITANIC BOULDERS, AND SMASH THROUGH TANKS AS IF THEY WERE MADE OF PAPER. HIS GRUNTS AND SCREAMS WOULD ECHO THROUGH THE GYM, EACH REP AN OFFERING TO FENRIR’S ENDLESS HUNGER FOR VIOLENCE.

AND THEN THERE WAS THE MEAT. KARNOK CONSUMED MEAT LIKE A FORCE OF NATURE. BEASTS FROM THE FIERCE WILDS OF PLANETTMAYHEMM WERE SLAUGHTERED AND ROASTED BY THE DOZEN DAILY TO FUEL HIS RAGE. DRAGONS, MUTANT BOARS, NIGHTMARE-SPAWNED CREATURES—NOTHING WAS OFF LIMITS. HE WOULD RIP THROUGH FLESH WITH HIS BARE TEETH, BLOOD STREAKING DOWN HIS MASSIVE ARMS AS HE SWALLOWED SLABS OF CHARRED MEAT WITHOUT SO MUCH AS PAUSING FOR BREATH. IN BETWEEN MOUTHFULS, HE WOULD SNARL OUT LOUD, “FOR FENRIR. FOR ODIN.”

EVERY BITE, EVERY DROP OF BLOOD, WAS PREPARATION. KARNOK KNEW WHAT WAS COMING: THE INVASION OF EARTH.

PLANETTMAYHEMM’S SEERS HAD SEEN IT IN THEIR VISIONS—A WORLD RIPE FOR DESTRUCTION. A WORLD FILLED WITH WEAKLINGS WHO KNEW NOTHING OF TRUE POWER. THE EARTH WOULD BE HIS, AND HE WOULD TEAR THROUGH ITS DEFENSES WITH THE FURY OF FENRIR HIMSELF, DEVOURING EVERYTHING IN HIS PATH.

BUT FIRST, KARNOK HAD TO PREPARE. HE WOULD NEED EVERY OUNCE OF STRENGTH, EVERY BIT OF CUNNING, AND EVERY SHRED OF FEROCITY TO BRING ODIN AND FENRIR’S WILL TO EARTH.

AND SO, EACH DAY, HE CONTINUED HIS RITUALS. AFTER TEARING THROUGH HIS FEASTS, KARNOK WOULD TRAIN UNTIL HIS MUSCLES THREATENED TO BURST. THEN, STANDING BEFORE HIS SHRINE, HE WOULD RAISE HIS ARMS TO THE SKY, SCREAMING, “ODIN, GIVE ME VISION! FENRIR, GIVE ME THE HUNGER!”

WITH THE BLOODLUST OF HIS GODS PULSING THROUGH HIM, KARNOK KNEW THE EARTH WOULD SOON FEEL THE WRATH OF PLANETTMAYHEMM’S MIGHTIEST WARRIOR.

AND WHEN THE TIME CAME, HE WOULD NOT JUST CONQUER—HE WOULD DEVOUR EVERYTHING IN SIGHT. THE AGE OF KARNOK THE WRECKONER WAS COMING, AND NOTHING, NO ONE, WOULD STAND IN HIS WAY.

HAHAHAHA

SUNNDAY IS SLAMMPIGG DAY

TOOT TOOT

WE RIDIN BOYZ

HERE ON PLANETTMAYHEMM

WE ARE BETTER THAN U

AND WE KNOW IT

THIS IS HOW WE GET TO YOUR MOMZ HOUSE HAHA

WELKOME BAKK TO PLANETTMAYHEMM SAGGBAGGZ

U SHOULD ALWAYS BE LOOKING TO DEVELOP

MIND, MUSCLE, FISCAL AND SPIRITUAL

BECAUSE IF U LACK IN ANY OF THESE…. WELL MY LITTLE POINDEXTER WE DONT

WE WORK ON THESE DAILY, SO WHEN U COME UP AGAINST ONE OF OUR SLIMEBALL MUTANTZ

YOU LOSE!!!

AND ALL IT TAKES IS A FIVE MINUTE READ, A 30 MINUTE MEDITATION OR A 45 MINUTE LIFTING SESH

DO BETTER AND BUY SOME #BITCOIN TO…. CANT HURT YOUR DATING GAME

On the chaotic and tumultuous Planet Mayhem, where the skies are perpetually stormy and the ground trembles with the footsteps of its powerful inhabitants, there lived a Mutant Overlord named **Thorax**. Thorax was no ordinary mutant; he was a towering figure of muscle and intellect, a being of immense strength and unparalleled intelligence.

Every morning, Thorax would begin his day with a rigorous weightlifting session, his muscles rippling as he hoisted colossal boulders and twisted metal beams. His dedication to physical prowess was matched only by his insatiable appetite for the finest steaks, which he devoured with gusto, fueling his body for the challenges ahead.

But Thorax's true power lay in his mind. He was a hyper-intelligent strategist, always several steps ahead of his adversaries. In his high-tech lair, filled with advanced technology and ancient relics, Thorax spent hours studying the intricacies of the universe. He had a particular fascination with Earth, a planet he viewed as ripe for conquest.

Thorax was also a savvy investor, having discovered the potential of #Bitcoin long before it became a galactic phenomenon. He amassed a fortune in cryptocurrency, using his wealth to fund his grand schemes and ensure his dominance over Planet Mayhem.

One fateful day, Thorax gathered his loyal followers, a legion of muscle-bound mutants, and unveiled his master plan: the invasion of Earth. With their combined strength and his brilliant tactics, they would infiltrate and rule over the unsuspecting planet.

The invasion began with a series of covert operations. Thorax's mutants, disguised as humans, infiltrated key positions of power across the globe. They used their superior strength and intelligence to manipulate events from the shadows, slowly tightening their grip on Earth's governments and economies.

As the world began to realize the true nature of their new overlords, it was too late. Thorax and his mutants revealed themselves, their muscles bulging and eyes gleaming with triumph. The people of Earth could only watch in awe and fear as the Mutant Overlord declared his rule.

Under Thorax's leadership, Earth entered a new era. The mutants brought order to the chaos, their strength ensuring peace and their intelligence driving technological advancements. And through it all, Thorax continued to lift weights, eat steak, and invest in Bitcoin, ever vigilant and ready to defend his empire.

Thus, the legend of Thorax, the Mutant Overlord of Planet Mayhem, who conquered Earth with muscle, mind, and cryptocurrency, was born.

COME AND GET THEM

OUR MUTANT HORDES ARE TRAINED BY THE BEST DEATH GODZ IN THE UNIVERSE

WE HAVE SPIRITUAL POWER LIKE U PUNY HUMANZ HAVE NO ACCESS TOO

MAINLY BECOZ YOURE TO BUSY CRYING ABOUT EVERYTHING

LOW TEST BETAS

COME OVER TO PLANETTMAYHEMM FOR A DAILY DOSE OF VITAMIN D E A D L I F T

GET ME HERE?

LET GO TINEE TINY FIAT PEASANTS

HERE ON PLANETTMAYHEMM

WE ARE BUILT DIFFERENTLY TO U

1: WE LOOK COOL DOING EVERYTHING

2: WE ARE SUPERIOR IN BUILD

3: EVERY LIFT IS FOR MAX

4: YOUR MOM LOVES SIZE…. HAHAHA

LIKE I SAID

WE ARE JUST KOOLER THAN U ARE

WHILE YOURE WORKING OUT BASIC GENETICS OF MEN AND WOMEN

WE ARE STRATEGISING OUR NEXT VICTORY AND #BITCOIN PILLAGE

WE ARENT THE SAME

WE JUST BETTER