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Nice

It is physically impossible to zap a single person 7 sats 14,285,715 times.

It’s impossible to zap 1 whole Bitcoin

what would you do if you woke up and saw 1 whole Bitcoin added to your wallet from some anon?

Would you sit at this table?

whispers* gm, pass it on

Macro people: “everything looks really bad, I’m bearish on everything”

Me: I made an alligator meme and bought some Bitcoin to celebrate

Where the hell is my money going?

no taxation without documentation

I want a paper trail

Putting the community of me on my back.

Thanks alt koby 😉

And I’m stacking all the time

Confession: I run 69 of the top 100 nostr user accounts. Most of the replies you see are actually just me talking to myself. You would be surprised at which ones they are. *source below

But the real question is, who do you think is not a koby alt account in the top 100?? 👀👀👀

*none of the above is factual

It’s my favorite time

Wow… just found out I’m not shadowbanned and all my takes are just mid at best.

really sad now

GM fren

banana

I’m glad you’re well rested. Have a great day! 😃