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Why do Canadians have the best #bitcoin apps? Wtf

I wish Alby would ______.

🚨🚨🚨THEFT AT PUBKEY EMERGENCY NOTE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨🚨🚨

One of our Scammer Russian Nesting Dolls, Alex Mashinsky, is MISSING!

ITS THE CURIOUS CASE OF THE MATRYOSHKA CAPER. 100K Sat bounty has been placed on information that leads to the safe return of our precious.

PSA

Sorry for the inconvenience. Had to do this in upgrading our developer account.

Android users unaffected. nostr:note12pzcenz8twz7m3zqtaa99np40wzeflued7hn0s4078g4rjej47ws2h8ncc

Congratulations to our early miners! Our first block today was a huge reward and we’re happy for and grateful to the miners who have supported us. Everyone will be receiving about 5.48x what they would have received from FPPS pools.

A minor misconfiguration leftover from our pre-launch testing led to a block which did not directly reward our miners as intended. We have since paid out the miners manually.

The block template was created using the old v23 Bitcoin Knots rather than the latest version which is still completing testing (but should be ready soon). This unfortunately resulted in a large amount of spam being mined rather than real transactions. While this is only marginally better than other pools, we strive to hold ourselves to a higher standard and only do things that are good for Bitcoin. It is also vital to ensure we never mine invalid blocks, however, so we must fully validate the new version before upgrading to it. We had hoped to complete this before our first block, but for better or worse, we were "lucky" and found it much sooner than expected. Testing and safe deployment of the upgrade will proceed as soon as possible, without endangering Bitcoin or miner work.

We will continue to share updates as part of OCEAN’s commitment to transparency and our promise to be better for Bitcoin.

Who wants to see Cashu support in ZEUS? Who doesn’t? Why?

#casheus

I see a lot of confusion.

Saylor doesn't buy Bitcoin for Microstrategy because he loves Bitcoin, Saylor buys Bitcoin for Microstrategy because Microstrategy shares have become an alternative vehicle to get exposure to Bitcoin in the absence of an ETF and he keeps buying because his model has certain advantages over an ETF such as no management fees.

Saylor simply uses Bitcoin for his own benefit, if one day his model is no longer profitable, he will sell it.

What does DVM stand for?