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Jim Smij
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snowbird between CFL & CNY

them: "oh, you're having issues, well get rid of the samdung phone and get a Google pixel, flash it with graphene os then get..."

me: "stop! are you shitting me!? yeah, that'll #killnostr for sure if that's the only way to get some decent integration. yikes."

I do more complaining on nostr by 9am than most do all day!

I don't wanna #killnostr but this week... oye!

if I don't reply to your reply & zap you it is because either I didn't see it yet, you're blocked because all you ever note about is ai art and all btc, all the time.

I even #zapd someone who told me they didn't think I was smart enough for this. well, I think I am, & that's half the battle.

I've added mutiny to my shit list of wallets. ran into "federation " issues. what's that you say: what's a federation? depends on who you ask...

this shit will #killnostr before it gets off the ground.

someone said "it's all about choice and what works for you."

lol

I've made several choices ths week. they failed. follow #killnostr youll see...

I can zap with wos thru a vpn, so at least there's that.

Replying to Avatar Tim

I'm lost.

case in point

#smij #zapd because this stuff isn't easy for most and will #killnostr

get mutiny they said. so I down load, open, pick a handle, the a "federation" (hmmm what's that? different federations?!? huh? this a new thing?)

so I pick a federation and it says something about this federation going private and I should move my sats off...

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

this will drive the normies away in droves!! this will #killnostr quickly!!

add mutiny to my shit list this week.

...because it's the little things that passive people off and will #killnostr

#smij #zapd

I don't see your #ln address in your profile. I'm using amethyst too.. you should be able to see my alby address in my profile. I got your zap, so sending is working, but receiving should work too. I wish I had a better answer.

you know what's #killnostr quickly, hearing true stories from people irl that got scammed with some obscure "wallet"

they're happy to stay on facecrap where it warm & safe and plenty of cat videos

what nostr client?

maybe #asknostr but guard that nsec, there are scammers here.

a friend lost some btc to someone saying they could help with some app.

working title:

"me at the irs audit"

them: Mr. Smij, I see here you bought some penis with bitcoin...

me: that's pizza!!

them: you bought penis with pizza?

me: no, bitcoin. autocorrect got me there, it's wasn't penis.

them: you have no bitcoin?

me: no, I have bitcoin, I bought pizza...

them: yes, you have bitcoin or no, you don't?

me: uuhhh... no, yes, I have bitcoin.

them: ok, how much did you spend on penis?

after I was pulled off the irs agent they said I kept muttering: autocorrect fucked me again

I hate that I keep asking my mom if she wants penis when i stop over for dinner. so I just call her now. she likes that better