The lengths mETHheads are going to to make their metrics look less disastrous is hilarious.
RatioGang.com hides the “lost profits” line in its Fallen BTC Maxi section once ETHBTC drops below 0.025. And now ultrasound.money shows Bitcoin’s supply increase to try and make their failed EIP-1559 effort look like it’s not a failure.
Wonder where the goalposts will be tomorrow? 😄
Maybe the real Satoshi is the HBO budget we spent along the way
“If at first you don’t succeed, fork fork again.” - Vitalik maybe
How was it not obvious that their push to even more centralized, less transparent rollups would produce a garbage ecosystem on a garbage L1 chain? 😂
https://www.coindesk.com/consensus-magazine/2024/03/11/where-did-we-go-wrong-with-ethereum-scaling/
Is Breez experiencing an extended outage? I reinstalled the iOS app and restored from backup, and it still doesn’t connect.
Thank you for saving me for reading the plot synopsis to the same-titled novel and movie 😅
I see their blog says they’re working on a way to export keys if you want to move to a different wallet. That should be a requirement before they begin filling orders.
Haven’t read too much into #BitKey yet, but am I right in understanding that all three keys are specifically dependent on the continued existence of Block?
If Block goes under, and the mobile app is pulled from stores, are you SOL?
Anyone remember what price BitcoinTINA sold his stack (or GBTC) at? Lol
FOMO after the fiat price has surged. Tale as old as time. 
Hey dummy, stick to the theme and just call yourself a pruned node.
When I roll my own node in a VM, I prefer to use Bitcoin-Qt and Fulcrum in a live terminal window, rather than installing either or both as daemons.
I just like seeing the information and any issues in realtime without needing to check log files or use additional front-end software. Am I stupid?
Bundled node distros are great, but there’s just something about the simplicity of Bitcoin Core and Fulcrum SPV running on a plain Debian instance that just feels… right.
Just gotta wait till indexing is finished. 👴🏼 
A full LND instance. On your phone. Holy shit!!
Oh man I didn’t see your reply on Snort, wound up using a Debian VM with Umbrel installed (had additional benefits like de facto split tunneling from the host now that Mullvad VPN disabled port forwarding).
But I’ll join to keep tabs and support. :)
Nothing like trying to compile something from source when your level of programming expertise is “Glorified Script Kiddie”.
I give up trying to build Fulcrum on MacOS. May as well use Umbrel with a Debian VM where I can just keep rolling back any fuckups. 😅 
Petition to change the ever-lying IBD estimate on Bitcoin Core GUI to just say “lower your time preference” 
Hmm, screenshot didn’t attach. Retrying.
It just infinite-loops between tput and bash in the header, left it for a couple hours and no change. 
Hi, is parmanode working on MacOS Sonoma? I'm trying to install it on a fresh system but after the Free Ross message, it gets stuck in a loop.