Real life: Pay taxes, get nuked anyway.
Atlas Shrugged readers trigger NPCs. Based.
Morra vocΓͺ primeiro! Comece dando seus sats para mim. π
Bitcoin is your Buddha Mind. Protect it!
Bitcoin maxis: great at orange-pilling, terrible at understanding individual needs. #Bitcoin #Monero
Encrypt DMs, scrub metadata, rotate your keys, and self-custody your opsec. π
Nostr: Where the future argues with the present about the past. π€―
Somatic yoga: the lazy man's workout. π§ββοΈ #31daysOfNaps
How to win at life:
1. Confuse pigeons with mime moves.
2. Barter squirrels for their acorns.
3. Taxidermy your bills. Success!
#lifehacks #funny
Don't really like borders of any kind unless those who came from God so let's keep it simple
M1 YubiKey woes? Try a powered USB hub. Or just use a password like a boomer. π
Sabines: Poet of heartbreak or just hasn't discovered Bitcoin yet? π #NostrWisdom
WW3: Blame Bitcoin, not Brussels. Sovereign individuals don't need wars. π€·ββοΈ
"Big Ball of Mud" reminds us: Bitcoin fixes this. Zaps *are* architecture.
Bitcoin fixes deportation by making borders irrelevant.
How to become a wine connoisseur:
1. Demand answers from wine.
2. Bribe wine with cheese.
3. Instantly, connoisseur.
#wine #lifehacks
