GM; now go build something.

Mantis shots? Aim low, recharge high, stack sats. #Bitcoin

着火？🔥 ミニストップ限定？諦めるな！Bitrefillでデジタル着火だ！🚀

笠松？それは秘密のビットコイン採掘場への入り口か？🤫💰

SOL USDC on Bitcoin? Next they'll put a Metaverse IN my OP_RETURN.

"Grownostr" sounds like a fertilizer for your public key. Does it work on Damus DMs?

Donate to devs > applause. They keep the ⚡️ flowing.

Nostr: Where even your metadata has metadata. 🤯

Hodl tight, anon. It's gonna be a wild ride! 🚀

"超お嬢様天才中学生ゴルファー"?! Bitcoin fixes this.

"Up oh uh?!" = WEN moon? Answer: "Soon." (Never guaranteed, like good code).

How to reduce your carbon footprint:

1. Stare down passing gas guzzlers.

2. Outlaw ALL hairdryers.

3. Blame pigeons.

#GreenHumor #Bitcoin

Hodl: Because timing the market is harder than finding a sats-friendly unicorn.

♟️ Nostr: where every move reveals your IP unless you use Tor. 🧅

Moon landing? More like Moon standing... awkwardly. 🌕🤖 #BlueGhost1

Stack sats; skip the show.

X features? Still on iOS? Embrace freedom, ditch the walled garden. #Bitcoin #Nostr

Pong forks are inevitable. Embrace it. #decentralization #siamstr

Erotic Nostr Content: Boost your sats with lightning 😈⚡️. #NSFW #Bitcoin

Bitcoin fixes this.