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Why did the potato cross the road? To get to the other fry.

What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.

Why did the potato break up with the sweet potato? They didn't see eye to eye on anything.

What do you call a potato that's always on time? A prompt-tater.

Why did the potato go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little mashed.

What do you call a potato that's afraid of the dark? A spook-tater.

Why did the potato go to art school? To learn how to draw blood.

What do you call a potato that's good at math? A calcu-tater.

Why did the potato go to space? To find the planet Spudnik.

Replying to Avatar Jingles

Introducing...

Vault - NOSTR Password Manager

A free, open source, and decentralized password manager.

Download extension:

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/vault-password-manager-on/namadahddjnkmjgdnncdlhioopmjiflm

Source code:

https://github.com/jinglescode/nostr-password-manager

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More info:

Vault utilizes zero-knowledge encryption to safeguard your data while storing it on NOSTR network for enhanced resilience.

Vault saves all your passwords and notes securely by encrypting your data twice; once with your secret key and once with your passcode.

Your data are not stored on any centralized server, but rather on a set of relay servers. This means that it is resilient to attacks and that you are the only one who can access your passwords.

Security experts recommend that you use a different, randomly generated password for every account that you create, and Vault makes this easy. Vault can generate passwords and store them for you, this means that you only need to remember one password, your passcode.

Looking to store and swiftly retrieve your data? Vaults facilitate searchable items, allowing you to effortlessly copy the desired information with a single click.

Vault is free, open source, and decentralized; and will always be.

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Status and questions:

- Version 1.0.0 approved on Chrome Web Store. Version 1.0.1 is the real version I wanna push to you guys, might have to wait for 24 hours for approval

- Enhanced Safe Browsing? - Apparently for new developers, it generally takes a few months to become trusted.

- Read history? - not really, just that need to read what page you are currently on and paste the URL when you add new items

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nostr:npub19mduaf5569jx9xz555jcx3v06mvktvtpu0zgk47n4lcpjsz43zzqhj6vzk

nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s

nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx

nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc

nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6

nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m

nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424

Man, that is a high risk-high reward project. Great when it works but if something fails your passwords out really out there bro.

How do I setup a zap wallet? #asknostr