“You can't look at the competition and say you're going to do it better. You have to look at the competition and say you're going to do it differently.” —Steve Jobs.

Lifted from X:

SOFTWAR greentext courtesy of Grok after ingesting the thesis. Some slight editing done by me. prompt in the replies.

>be me

>27-yo degenerate, think BTC is just for sketchy online purchases

>Scrolling, see some nerd post a thesis about Bitcoin being "digital antlers"

>lolwut, click it for the memes

>chapter 3: nature is a savage mosh pit

>animals out here growing antlers to yeet each other without catching a body

>deer be like "check my rack bro, no homo"

>humans tho? stuck with cringe "laws" and "governments"

>yeah, cuz trusting politicianjak always ends well

>404: antlers not found

>chapter 4: humanity is a dumpster fire

>no chill way to flex power, drop bombs or pray

>good vibes don't stop a drone strike, my dude

>kinetic wars go brrrrr, everyone's ded

>chapter 5: Bitcoin rolls up like a boss

>proof-of-work = flexing pure POWER, no cap

>no shady middlemen, no "trust me bro," just ASICs screaming at 100%

>brain.exe has entered the chat

>HOL' UP—Bitcoin isn't just money, it's cyber antlers

>nations could duke it out with hashrate instead of nukes

>world leaders in RGB gaming chairs, overclocking rigs

>Putin's like "my S21 pro crashed, cyka blyat!"

>Biden's like "where's the power button, Corn Pop?"

>strongest miner wins, picks the global playlist

>mind = yeeted into orbit

>Bitcoin might legit be the ultimate cheat code

>no more hard wars, just hash battles and salty discord meltdowns

>humanity glow-up: from unga bunga stick fights to cyberpunk hash lords

>cackling at the thought of the UN as a LAN party

>"gg ez," says the country with the most solar farms

>fr tho, Bitcoin could yeet corruption into the void

>pure, unfilitered hashing power, simp politicians not needed

>feel like I just snorted 500 IQ points

>text the group chat, "Bitcoin's gonna save us, fam"

>bros hit back with "lmao, Ponzi coin"

>"get a real job, crypto weirdo"

>eye roll so hard I see my own skull

>whatever, keep stacking sats like a chad

>2035, I'm on a yacht, they're still begging for fiat scraps

>"who's laughing now, Kevin?"

Nothing stops this train 🚂

I mentioned it to Lil Bit and she was not happy about it:

Look at the zaps on the image.

I’m currently working through an email backlog and a Twitter/X DM backlog. Like, whatever it is, I love what you’re working on but I’m too busy.

Meanwhile:

Blockstream intern: “if I zap her 250 sats or 21 cents, she broadcasts about us. She finds it funny and also relevant for Nostr.”

Blockstream exec: “1) What”

Blockstream intern: “Literally, Lyn is meming about this exchange right now. She said good stuff about the Jade Plus. I tried to send her one on Twitter and she ignored it, and yet I just had to zap about it, look, she keeps posting about it.”

It's true. Her other context:

"I usually don't care for sci fi. But wanted to watch because you recommended it. So as far as sci fi goes, it's pretty good and has an outstanding cast. The funniest line has to be when Keanu says he knows Kung Fu. Or when one of them sneezed and gave away their hiding place behind the wall."

Americans. Buy a kettle now 😂

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⚡️🗣️ I need your opinion to definitively adopt my graphic charter: 1,2,3,4 or 5?

Am I nerdy enough?

I’ll probably also wear my wizards robe. 🧙🏻‍♀️

i’ve taken up rowing as my secondary exercise to complement my primary of walking. it’s full body, low impact, meditative, and actually useful.

not yet but soon

Do white Americans right now feel like they're too good to work in manufacturing? I ask this because you're still the majority of the population.

You probably won't be able to compete with the Chinese due to decades of disadvantageous trade agreements that hallowed your mid-west of industrial plants, factories and jobs.

If your industrial base is not even close enough to compete, America needs to industrialise, hmm again.. and do it FAST!

🍻🍀 #Meme #lol #zapathon 🍻🍀🍀🧡💜