Pulled into a truck stop for breakfast and was accosted by a driver for blocking the left lane and doing "55 in a 70". Asked the driver if he saw the workzone speed limit and sign for trucks to use the left lane. He did not, but said good drivers don't need to. I told him to bring up his driving record. "I've got a current copy of mine right here, let's compare notes. Look at that, no tickets, no accidents, no violations. How's yours look, Super Trucker?" Idiot turned red and walked away.

If the emus and giant spiders didn’t hate each other they’d have banded together and thrown first the blackfellas and then us off this rock decades ago.

One thing I avoid when chosing content for my daughter and for my godchildren:

- dinosaurs

- friendly dragons

- friendly monsters

- friendly witches or vampires