They played 4D chess… while Satoshi coded a game they can’t even comprehend.
HOW WE LAUGH LAST
✅ Their gold? Tungsten-filled.
✅ Their cash? Printer go brrr.
✅ Their land? Taxed into serfdom.
✅ Our Bitcoin? Unfakeable. Unconfiscatable. Unstoppable.
WHERE THEY FUMBLED
Gold Fraud: "They’ll never check the bars!" → Jokes on them, we invented a digital gold you can’t fake.
Debt Slavery: "They’ll keep borrowing!" → Bitcoiners stack with no loans.
Land Monopoly: "They’ll beg for property!" → We hodl borderless, tax-resistant sats.
They thought tungsten cores and money printers would keep us docile forever—but they forgot one thing: Satoshi weaponized math. Now their scams crumble in real-time, and all they can do is rage-mint more CBDCs.
TUNGSTEN-GOLD & THE DYING EMPIRE’S LAST GASPS
They literally fake gold—the one ‘hard asset’ boomers trusted—and people still think the system isn’t rigged? The tungsten-gold scam isn’t just fraud… it’s a confession. Here’s the decode:
1. WHY THEY FAKE GOLD (AND ADMIT IT)
The Message: "Even ‘hard money’ is a lie now. Only land (and violence) matters."
The Irony: They had to counterfeit gold… because real gold exposed fiat’s weakness.
The Bitcoin Era: Now, they can’t fake UTXOs—so they try to ban self-custody instead.
2. THE CHASE TUNGSTEN SCANDAL (RECAP)
2012: JPMorgan accused of selling tungsten-filled gold bars to investors.
2020: Paid $920M fine (chump change) for precious metals spoofing.
The Lesson: "We’ll fake the ‘safest’ asset… so imagine what we do to your dollars."
3. LAND AS THE LAST FIAT SANCTUARY (PRE-BITCOIN)
Why Land? Can’t print it (yet). Can’t tungsten-fake it (yet).
The Trap: Property taxes = rent paid to the state (or they steal your ‘hard asset’).
Bitcoin’s Fix: A mobile, uncensorable store of value—no deeds, no sheriffs.
4. THE COMING GOLD-BOOMER MELTDOWN
Stage 1: "Bitcoin is fake! Buy gold!"
Stage 2: "Wait… our gold is fake?"
Stage 3: "…fine, how do I buy BTC?"
#TungstenTruthBomb
#GoldIsForCopingBoomers ⚡
(The elites want you obsessed with metals and dirt. Bitcoiners play a different game.)
P.S. Next time a goldbug squawks, ask:
"How do you audit your bar… without a saw?" 😏
THE TRIFECTA OF DYING-ERA DESPERATION
"The ad breaks tell the whole story—a dying empire screaming its last scams into the void. Let’s autopsy this unholy trinity of clown-world propaganda:"
1. DEBT ADS ("CONSOLIDATE YOUR FAILURE!")
The Pitch: "Take out a loan to pay your loans!"
The Truth: A financial ouroboros—the snake eating its own rotting tail.
Bitcoin Fix: "21 million. No debt. No middlemen. Ever."
2. GOLD ADS ("BUY OUR OVERPRICED COINS!")
The Pitch: "Hedge against inflation (while we charge 30% premiums)!"
The Truth: Paper-gold scams & vaults full of tungsten.
Bitcoin Fix: "Verify your UTXOs in 5 seconds. Try that with a gold bar."
3. SPCA ADS ("SAVE THIS DOG (WHILE WE PRINT MONEY TO BOMB KIDS)")
The Pitch: *"Donate $19/month (as your currency buys 19% less each year)!"*
The Truth: Virtue-signaling tax write-offs for a bankrupt moral system.
Bitcoin Fix: "Zap sats directly to shelters. No skimming, no inflation theft."
THE COMMON THREAD?
All three rely on:
✅ Fiat’s fake liquidity (debt = printed money).
✅ Emotional manipulation (fear/guilt = easy marks).
✅ A system that needs you passive & dependent.
#DebtIsDeath
#GoldIsCope
#CharityIsAIndusty ⚡
(The more these ads play, the closer Bitcoin gets to eating their lunch.)
P.S. Next time a gold ad airs, mute it and whisper:
"Satoshi fixed this. Move on." 😏
When someone calls you "extreme," whisper back:
"Extreme is pricing your life in a currency the Fed prints at will." 😌
JACK DORSEY’S MISSED OPPORTUNITY: TIDAL COULD KILL SPOTIFY WITH SATS
"Hey Jack, since you love Bitcoin so much, here’s how to turn Tidal into a global sats-powered music revolution—while exposing the fiat music industry’s scam. Do this, and artists and fans win forever."
THE SATS-STREAMING MODEL (WHY IT DESTROYS SPOTIFY)
Artists Set Prices in Sats:
"Stream my album: 100 sats per play."
*"No label cuts, no chargebacks, no 6-month pay delays."*
Fans Pay Pennies (Today)… But Earn Wealth (Tomorrow):
Today: 100 sats = ~$0.06 (cheap!).
Post-Hyperbitcoinization: 100 sats = $600 (artist gets rich, fan gets bragging rights).
Instant Lightning Payments: No more "3-month royalty cycles"—just real-time sats to artists.
Result? Artists ditch Spotify’s fiat exploitation for Bitcoin sovereignty.
THE BITCOINER INCENTIVE (ADOPTION NUKES FIAT)
Holders Win Twice:
Cheap entertainment today (stream now, laugh later).
Their BTC stack grows as music demand drives adoption.
Fiat Normies Get a Free Lesson:
"Wait… why does my Spotify subscription cost $11.99 this month… but Tidal costs 20K sats forever?"
JACK’S CHOICE: BECOME A LEGEND OR A MEME
Option 1: Keep Tidal as Spotify-lite (and fade into irrelevance).
Option 2: Flip the script—make music the first sats-denominated global industry.
#SatsStreamingOrBust
#DorseyBetterNotFumbleThis ⚡
@jack
P.S. Spotify’s response? "Uh… we accept USD, Apple Pay, and existential dread." 😏
The first rancher to say ‘1M sats per steer, take it or leave it’ changes history.
P.S. When someone asks "But what’s that in dollars?"—respond:
"What’s a dollar in seashells?" 😏
How Sats Pricing Actually Emerges
Early Stage (Now):
Rancher experiments: "1M sats for a side of beef?"
Buyers counter: "600K sats."
Market finds equilibrium—no USD math required.
Mature Stage (Post-Fiat):
Prices stabilize in sats-per-calorie (e.g., 10K sats/lb of beef).
No more "volatility"—because Bitcoin is the unit of account.
The Domino Effect
First: Ranchers & farmers denominate in sats.
Next: Restaurants price meals in sats.
Then: Workers demand wages in sats.
Finally: Fiat becomes a joke—like trading eggs for seashells.
The white paper didn’t say ‘peer-to-peer digital asset.’ It said ‘peer-to-peer electronic cash system.’
Price in dollars → You get dying money.
Price in Bitcoin → You get immortal money.
Choose wisely.
BITCOIN’S KILLER FEATURE: FIAT CAN’T HIDE FROM MATH
Bitcoin’s fixed supply is a monetary truth bomb—so why let bankers disguise it with fake prices?
Today: You buy a $50K car with 105,000 sats… but merchants pretend that’s ‘volatile’ while the dollar steadily rots.
Reality: That 105,000 sats is the real price—the dollar’s ‘$50K’ is just a temporary illusion, like a dying man’s last hallucination.
The Fiat Scam:
By pricing everything in USD, they steal Bitcoin’s scarcity benefit—forcing you to play their rigged game of inflation and debt.
The Bitcoin Fix:
Spend in sats.
Demand sat-denominated prices.
Watch fiat chase Bitcoin’s fixed supply (not the other way around).
Adoption doesn’t mean ‘using Bitcoin to buy dollars’—it means making dollars irrelevant.
#FiatIsTheVolatileOne
#PriceInSatsOrGetLeftBehind
BITCOIN PRICING: THE SIMPLEST MATH THEY’RE TOO SCARED TO DO
Pricing in BTC isn’t just easier—it’s mathematically inevitable once fiat implodes. The only reason it ‘seems hard’ is because the financial elite need you to think in their dying system. Let’s break it down like the 1st-grade arithmetic it is:
THE SATS EQUATION (WHY IT’S BRAIN-DEAD SIMPLE)
Total BTC: 21,000,000
Total Sats: 2,100,000,000,000,000 (2.1 quadrillion)
Global GDP (2024): ~$100 trillion → ~0.0021 sats per dollar of value
Example:
A $50,000 car? ~105,000 sats (and dropping as adoption grows).
A $5 coffee? ~10.5 sats (eventually fractions of a sat).
No inflation. No fractional reserve scams. Just immutable scarcity.
WHY BUSINESSES ‘CAN’T’ (WON’T) DO IT
Fiat Brainwashing: CEOs think in monthly USD profits, not long-term sats preservation.
Tax Cowardice: Fear of IRS treating BTC sales as ‘capital gains’ forever (a problem they created).
Banker Threats: Visa/Mastercard won’t let merchants bypass their 3% vig easily.
HOW THE MARKET WOULD RESPOND (GLORIOUSLY)
Early Adopters: Get cheaper prices (as BTC appreciates against their local fiat).
Holders: Become richer in real terms (buying power grows as fiat burns).
The Poors: Finally access a fair money system (no central bank predation).
Yes, it would be chaotic—for about 5 minutes. Then? The most efficient pricing system in history.
#MathIsMath
#FiatIsAScam
P.S. Next time a CEO says "But volatility!", ask:
"Volatile against what? Your inflating toilet paper currency?" 😏
WHAT REAL BITCOIN ADOPTION LOOKS LIKE
✅ Merchants price goods in sats (no USD conversions).
✅ Employees earn in self-custodied BTC (no payroll middlemen).
✅ No ‘Bitcoin-backed’ anything (just Bitcoin).
Example: A true Bitcoin company:
Pays salaries via Lightning invoices.
Keeps books in BTC, not ‘USD equivalents’.
Ignores Wall Street entirely.
(Name one that does this. You can’t.)
THE "WE PAY IN BTC" LIE (UNMASKED)
MicroStrategy "Pioneering Bitcoin payroll!" Optional, custodial, USD-taxed.
Strike "Paid in Bitcoin!" Same as above—just with extra Lightning glitter.
Coinbase "Crypto salaries!" You get IOUs that they can freeze anytime.
WHY NOBODY TRULY PAYS IN BITCOIN
Legal Cowardice: Fear of IRS/regulatory backlash.
Fiat Brainrot: Can’t imagine pricing labor in sats (not USD).
Custodial Control: They need to keep employees dependent on their platforms.
HOW YOU’D REALLY DO IT (IF YOU WEREN’T A POSER)
✅ Employment Contract: *"50,000 sats/hour, paid hourly via Lightning."*
✅ Non-Custodial: Keys handed directly (or LN invoices only).
✅ Tax Strategy: Barter accounting (no USD conversion).
(Spoiler: Zero ‘Bitcoin companies’ do this—because they’re still fiat-pilled.)
These clowns aren’t building a Bitcoin economy—they’re preserving the old one with orange paint.
#FiatPayrollsInDisguise
#RealBitcoinersDontNeedHR
P.S. Next time a CEO brags "We pay in Bitcoin!", ask:
"Cool. Show me one employee who’s never touched a dollar."
...then watch the backpedaling. 😏
WHAT REAL BITCOIN LEADERS WOULD ADVOCATE
For Saylor:
Demand Nasdaq list MSTR in BTC (not USD).
Pay employee salaries in sats (no fiat conversions).
Issue corporate bonds denominated in Bitcoin (not debt-based dollars).
For Mallers:
Build Strike as a BTC-only pricing layer (no USD conversions).
Enable merchants to invoice exclusively in sats (bypass fiat entirely).
Create a ‘Fiat Exit’ roadmap (tools to transition businesses off dollar pricing).
WHY THEY WON’T DO IT
They Still Think in Fiat: Their wealth, prestige, and business models are tied to the old system.
They Fear Regulatory Wrath: True BTC-denominated commerce invites state aggression (taxation, capital controls).
They Profit From the Transition Phase: Parasites don’t kill their host until they’ve fully fed.
SAYLOR'S "BITCOIN PAYROLL" HOAX
2021 Headline: "MicroStrategy will pay employees in Bitcoin!"
The Truth:
Optional (most employees still take USD).
Processed through payroll providers (Coinbase, etc.—custodial).
Taxed as fiat income (defeating the purpose).
WHY IT’S NOT REAL BITCOIN PAYMENT
✅ Self-Custody? No. Employees get IOUs from exchanges.
✅ Denominated in BTC? No. Salaries are calculated in USD, converted at payout.
✅ Fiat-Free? No. IRS still treats it as dollar income.
WHAT ACTUAL BTC PAYROLL LOOKS LIKE
Contract in sats (not USD-pegged).
Non-custodial payouts (Lightning or keys handed directly).
No fiat middlemen (no Coinbase, no IRS conversion games).
SAYLOR’S BETRAYAL
He had one job—show corporations how to escape the dollar system. Instead, he:
Kept MSTR’s accounting in USD (like a coward).
Left employees trapped in fiat taxation.
Proved he’s just a Wall Street cosplayer.
#FakeBitcoinMaxi
#PayrollPonzi ⚡
THE HIERARCHY OF PONZIS
Tier Ponzi Scheme Punishment
Elite Federal Reserve (endless money printing) Knighted as "monetary policy"
VIP Wall Street (leveraged rehypothecation) Bailed out as "too big to fail"
Pleb MicroStrategy (BTC-backed stock dilution) Celebrated as "innovation"
Poor You running the same model in your garage 20 years in prison
Either Way: Saylor already took his cut (salary, stock sales, prestige).
Let the record etch this in digital stone: Saylor runs neither a ‘Bitcoin company’ nor a ‘tech firm’—he operates a 21st-century stock-pumping scheme with a BTC-themed shell. The mechanics are naked to those who dare look:
THE PONZI BLUEPRINT
Step 1: Hype BTC as "digital gold" to inflate MSTR stock.
Step 2: Issue new shares (diluting holders) to buy more BTC.
Step 3: Use BTC as collateral for loans, doubling the leverage.
Step 4: Repeat until either:
BTC moons → Cash out shares at the top.
BTC drops → Bagholders eat the liquidation.
WHY IT’S WORSE THAN A TRADITIONAL PONZI
Traditional Ponzi: Relies on secrecy.
Saylor’s Model: Flaunts its grift publicly behind "corporate strategy" jargon.
The Genius Play: He turned shareholder dilution into a feature ("We’re accumulating for you!").
THE TELLTALE SIGNS
✅ No operational business (MSTR’s actual "tech" revenue is a rounding error).
✅ Constant capital raises (always needing new money to sustain the scheme).
✅ Collateralized debt spiral (the entire house of cards depends on BTC price appreciation).
#PonziInPlainSight
#SaylorIsTheGreaterFoolTheory
P.S. Next time a Saylor stan says "HODL," ask:
"HODL the BTC… or the diluted shares?" 😏
For those that wish to continue using their #Heatbit, I highly suggest putting "mining" devices on a guest VLAN (isolated from real devices).
🔍 The Scam’s Evolution
Mining" Appliances (HeatBit One)
Claims to mine Bitcoin → Actually just maps your LAN (devices, traffic, vulnerabilities).
Sells data to advertisers, hackers, or govt sniffers.
Home Theater Miners
"Your 4K TV earns crypto while you sleep!" → Actually recording viewing habits for targeted ads.
Smartwatch ASICs
10 TH/s from your wrist! → Actually tracking biometrics + location for shadow profiles.
Final Form: The Internet of Scams
Your fridge "mines" → logs eating habits.
Your car "validates transactions" → sells driving data.
Everything spies, nothing mines.
💀 Why This Works (For Them)
Greed > Privacy: People ignore surveillance for "free money."
Plausible Deniability: "Oops, our ‘mining’ firmware had a ‘bug’ that collected WiFi passwords!"
Regulatory Lag: Laws move slower than scam innovation.
The Last Protocol: Part 5.2 - Shattered Reflections
The tunnel’s oppressive darkness seemed to close in on the rebels as they navigated their way back from the ancient machine. The faint glow of their handheld lights reflected off the slick, uneven walls, creating fractured beams that danced like restless ghosts. No one spoke, the machine’s cryptic warning still echoing in their minds.
Lena led the way, her jaw clenched, her green eyes scanning for danger. Kit trailed close behind, his usual swagger replaced by an uneasy silence. Cipher, her bronze eyes shadowed with doubt, kept her gaze locked on the console in her hands, the decoded fragments of the Protocol flickering on the screen. Jarek brought up the rear, his steady presence masking the subtle tension in his every movement.
“That machine wasn’t just a repository,” Cipher said suddenly, her voice breaking the silence. “It was a mirror.”
Lena glanced over her shoulder. “A mirror?”
“It showed us what we fear,” Cipher replied, her tone measured but tight. “And what we’re willing to risk.” She paused, her fingers hovering over the console. “But it also showed us something else. Something I’m not sure we’re ready to face.”
Kit’s spiky hair caught the faint glow of his light as he tilted his head. “You’re gonna leave us hangin’ with cryptic nonsense, are ya? C’mon, luv, spill it.”
Cipher’s gaze met his, her usual confidence replaced by a flicker of uncertainty. “The Protocol isn’t just a blueprint. It’s a choice. One that could either set us free or destroy everything.”
Jarek’s calm voice cut through the tension. “Every choice comes with a cost. The question is whether we’re willing to pay it.”
Before anyone could respond, a sharp sound echoed through the tunnel—a metallic clang, distant but deliberate. Lena raised a hand, signaling the group to stop.
“Did anyone else hear that?” she whispered, her voice taut.
“Oh, we all heard it, luv,” Kit muttered, his hand drifting to the makeshift weapon at his side. “And I’m guessin’ it ain’t the friendly kind of company.”
The sound came again, closer this time, followed by a faint scuffling noise. Lena motioned for the group to take defensive positions, her green eyes narrowing as she peered into the darkness.
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“Don’t shoot,” the figure rasped, their voice hoarse. “I’m not with the Authority.”
Lena didn’t lower her weapon. “Then who are you? And why are you following us?”
The figure hesitated, their gaze flicking between the rebels. “My name is Soren. I’ve been watching you. You’re trying to unlock the Protocol, aren’t you?”
Cipher stepped forward, her voice sharp. “How do you know about the Protocol?”
Soren’s expression darkened. “Because I’ve been trying to destroy it.”
The air in the tunnel grew heavy, the weight of his words settling over the group like a shroud. Lena’s grip on her weapon tightened. “Destroy it? Why?”
Soren’s eyes burned with a mix of desperation and conviction. “Because it’s not what you think it is. The Protocol… it’s a trap. A lure designed to draw out those who would challenge the Authority. And when it’s fully activated, it won’t set you free. It will enslave you.”
Cipher’s bronze eyes narrowed. “You expect us to believe that?”
Soren’s voice rose, raw with emotion. “Believe what you want. But ask yourself this: why would the Authority allow something so powerful to exist? Do you really think they didn’t plan for this?”
Lena exchanged a glance with Jarek, who gave a subtle nod. “We’ll take you with us,” she said finally, her voice firm. “But if you try anything…”
Soren met her gaze, unflinching. “I’m not your enemy. But you’re running out of time to figure out who is.”
As the group moved cautiously forward, the tunnel’s darkness seemed to press closer, the fractured beams of their lights flickering like fragile hopes against the encroaching shadows. In the distance, the faint hum of the machine lingered, a whisper beneath their every step.