I feel the same. I think we've all finally realized Nostr sucks and no one is coming, really.

We built all this giant piece of something that turns out no one really understands or cares, not even most Nostr developers.

🔥 The Meme Bay just hit 4,000 subscribers 🔥

That’s 4,000 people voluntarily consuming reposted meme waste on a protocol 99% of the world thinks is a Scandinavian furniture brand.

To celebrate this unholy milestone, I’m zapping 1,000 sats ⚡️ to every living being who completes the following within 24 hours ⏳:

✅ Subscribe to The Meme Bay

✅ Like/Zap this digital trainwreck

✅ Comment (drop a meme, insult, or just whisper “gib zap”)

✅ Repost to spread the infection

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⚠️ Rules of Engagement:

🚫 Bots, fed alts, and burner ghosts = disqualified

💀 If your post history is emptier than my soul after zapping 50 strangers - no dice

🗑️ If you’re semi-functional and terminally online, you’re probably good

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If I don’t go broke instantly, I might prolong the madness - because nothing fuels impulsive generosity like public validation from strangers on a decentralized protocol.

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Thanks or whatever.

Now go comment something unhinged and take my sats 💸

#zap #giveaway #nostr #plebchain #memestr #meme #memes #nostrmemes

GM Nostr!

"Apple opened up their NFC chip" - NO THEY DIDN'T YOU NEED THEIR EXPLICIT PERMISSION WHICH THEY RESEVE FOR FINANCIAL PROVIERS AND BANKS IT'S A COMPLETE FARCE AND YOU DONT OWN YOUR IPHONE

Solid app! Been loving it for a few years

:strategy: Strategy has surpassed 500K #bitcoin!, adding 6,911 Bitcoin for U.S. $584 million.

:reward: Share > Like > Comment = ⚡️21

:topreward: Top Comment = ⚡️500

(For 24 hrs Only)

#meme #memes #memestr #plebchain