GM 1 ZH/s.

I feel the same. I think we've all finally realized Nostr sucks and no one is coming, really.

We built all this giant piece of something that turns out no one really understands or cares, not even most Nostr developers.

#mood

I love it. Missing Zelda on N64 and super Mario kart on Nintendo. To date the best multiplayer game that existed.

Cancelled flights. Phantom visas. Racial profiling. Lost AirPods.

Still made it.

Still Bitcoin

👇🏽

Trying to get to Fort Lauderdale for #MiningDisrupt. Routed through Montreal to save time. Mistake.

At check-in:

“Where’s your ETA?”

Me: “What’s an ETA?”

Apparently Canada wants a transit visa even if I’m not entering.

Apply online. “15 minutes” they say. It never shows. Flight cancelled.

Call my agent in Lebanon. She finds me a #Delta flight leaving in 50 minutes. Canadian desk says I won’t make it.

I ignore her.

Sprint to Delta. Supervisor stops me. not to check my passport.

“What do you do?”

I say: “Bitcoin.”

He smirks: “You’re good. Enjoy your trip bro.”

Checked in 120sec before cutoff. Staff claps. As if I landed a plane myself.

Security: chaos.

Boarding. Random security check. Of course. Not blue-eyed Kyle behind me. Me.

When searching for “electronics”, I noticed: I forgot my AirPods in one of the security Xtray trays. Super Nintendo case.

I inform a Delta lady at the boarding and board anyway. Doors about to close.

Then, after like 20min in my seat; the Delta staffer appears, drenched in sweat, holding up the case. “Are these yours?” 🙃

So today I:

– Got wrecked by bureaucracy

– Rescued by a #Bitcoin nod

– Profiled at the gate

– Reunited with my gear

– And still made the flight

The system tried. It failed.

I didn’t.

Keep moving #Nostr.

GM Nostr

It looks to me like the USA government is moving onto a bitcoin standard.

Anyone disagree?

GM 🌞

The sooner we all start to think about Bitcoin and Nostr as substrates that enable and protect human freedom and agency and not as the products that people are adopting or using, the sooner both technologies will exist in every aspect of our lives.

GM nostr ☀️

The only person you ever need to impress is yourself.

Avoiding chasing this from other people if you truly want to be free.

Much love all.

has anyone actually done this?

🔥 The Meme Bay just hit 4,000 subscribers 🔥

That’s 4,000 people voluntarily consuming reposted meme waste on a protocol 99% of the world thinks is a Scandinavian furniture brand.

To celebrate this unholy milestone, I’m zapping 1,000 sats ⚡️ to every living being who completes the following within 24 hours ⏳:

✅ Subscribe to The Meme Bay

✅ Like/Zap this digital trainwreck

✅ Comment (drop a meme, insult, or just whisper “gib zap”)

✅ Repost to spread the infection

⸻

⚠️ Rules of Engagement:

🚫 Bots, fed alts, and burner ghosts = disqualified

💀 If your post history is emptier than my soul after zapping 50 strangers - no dice

🗑️ If you’re semi-functional and terminally online, you’re probably good

⸻

If I don’t go broke instantly, I might prolong the madness - because nothing fuels impulsive generosity like public validation from strangers on a decentralized protocol.

⸻

Thanks or whatever.

Now go comment something unhinged and take my sats 💸

#zap #giveaway #nostr #plebchain #memestr #meme #memes #nostrmemes

Post your country in the replies, we’ll zap the first 7

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🙏😇

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