My guy out here making hay while enjoying some Elvis.

I cant figure out how to get the dang video to upload on here (its wholesome gold ill have you know), yall are just going to have to settle for a screenshot of it.

Lol i feel this in so many ways.

Listen, its not his fault.

That dirty domjot girl knew how to rub his lobes just right, filled his ears full all sorts of that commie propaganda (typical bejorans)

Ds9 is peak star trek.

Best klingon - all but worf, but especially Gowron

Best ferengi - grand nagus/quark tied. Nog close second.

Best cardy - ol tinker tailor soldier spy by an entire quadrant

May the ridiculous cheesiness keep you company

Crocs are also acceptable.

..do you think he is familiar with the sound of a chancla flying past his ear at speed?

I mean, i agree.. but also im just trying to be a less rage monkey kinda fella overall.

Way mint - way mint, daddy.

My Carbonara is better than any you have ever had.

10 eggs because there are still 4 dozen on the dang counter. Maybe i should start selling some of these eggs

I was truly not a nice person to any idiot dumb enough to try and make me wear anything.

Most people just left me alone.

The ones that typically didnt leave me alone were those that felt some sense of authority; police, surgeons, nurses, rentacops, city dog pound workers, etc.

- they are the ones that caught the worst of it

And a movie! Cant stop the signal, mal!

Ive finally got most of firefly on my device. You know, for when I get the need for cheesey space western campy goodness.

I still need the box set though. The quality on the internet archive stuff is trash.

Say when and ill come help you thin the herd lol

Id be terrified if our fire ants were that big

Remodels on anything less than 10yo is wild. Peak Fiat builds.

Nostr sucks? I must have missed that memo.

DS9 is cheeseball gold.

My only experience is with old. Its been wildly frustrating for the most part 🙃

Should be a clown mask instead of guy fawkes