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Alpha Kilo Papa
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Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon Psychonaut by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Im very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows.

After dinner the other night my step mom motioned to me to come outside with her. Usually its because she wants to hit one of my cigs out of view from my father. This time she says "oh thank you. I don't know what that guy is up to, he was creeping me out"

"That guy" was my father...

She then looks around confused and asks "Where's Pass?"

"Pass" is my father.

To see one of the most thoughtful and sincere women I've ever know completely lose her mind makes me sick. What an awful fucking disease.

nostr:npub1a7qcvpdzp94fjpc678xuldmxhukw6h52avx2sgcpsmdlghj6j0lqqs46av nostr:npub1737yy4gk7lfhec4pnns4azpfc3em924tse4caldmdc5tlpmmswuqz7t6ft It's as if sticking a woman in an extremely difficult and physically stressful environment makes them go crazy or something 🤔

What do you expect from goat fuckers? Hearders. I meant hearders.

Sometimes I question my faith. Then I remember that AIDS exists.

nostr:npub13gwdzauxe7prqdy0jddar4m64jxt8efhsude7dn8efyzxekc2cfsnavqfk I do junk removal. A lot of real estate clean out. I keep all the charging blocks and car chargers I can find. Now I'm gonna have to check them all.

Just touched a raccoon.

Why does my car charger have a sim card in it? Why is there an on/off switch behind the front cover? Dropped it, front fell off, wtf?

I'm one of the weirdos!

Replying to Avatar wyliesau

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Soooo will carmakers now have to build refugee camps for spiders ?

Because the spider „housing market“ in cars back mirrors are gone soon?

Wow now that’s some spicy news.

nostr:npub1r89lejecvj7q25pqsf9ed63exe3rp3cezdkudk0fr7dwklde6gsqvqs5dt nostr:npub16rsfuhv9vvn39cmrdg9s9qcq20lfqp4u8w35f8svm30dny345d7qhc2zfj No, they will have to buy "spider credits" from certified spider home institutions. Don't worry, our politicians already have a system ready for implementation! They just need $1B in taxpayer money to start it.