What do you call a cow struck by lightning?

Ground beef. 🐮

#zapathon #zap #jokesaside

Did you hear about the guy whose spouse was hit by lightning?

His entire wife flashed before his eyes.

#zapathon #zap #jokesaside

thank you for the #zap tip! 🫂

Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?

Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.

#zapathon #jokesaside

What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning?

Shocka Khan

#zapathon #jokesaside

I used to wonder how lightning worked ...

Then it struck me ⚡⚡⚡

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I salute you on todays #zapathon may the zaps be many! 🫂

thank you!

pls explain what onlyzap is for the uneducated 🫂⚡

happy #zapathon from within the jungle 🌻

I wish you a happy #zapathon on #420 may the zaps stroke your face! 🫂 #plebchain

hearty welcome 🧡⚡

best #zapathon so far #420

let's play #zapathon

zap for the weed #zapathon

Nice!

I think weed smoked jesus

Panties for ₿itcoin! Love it 🧡

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or if it is for profit ...