A short while ago, I decided to run BTCPay Server, Cloudflare tunnels, and some other pretty routine tasks on my nostr:nprofile1qyt8wue69uhh2mtzwfjkctnvda3kzmp6xsurgwqpzpmhxw309a6k6cnjv4kr5dpcxsuqqg829c7gzngg5du03fdcltkt9zzdqkz4jaw9ef94cf0z6munv2r0zsg8cnv5 device. Boy, what a fucking mistake that was. Today, I updated my Umbrel from 1.3 to 1.4, and it completely fucked up everything. If you have an Umbrel device, treat it like a toy, not a serious business tool. It will completely ruin your fucking life.
True, and it helps demonstrate Bitcoinās unparalleled scarcity even better.
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ā°ļøEarthās total land: 37B acres
š Farmland: 12B acres
Owning 1 BTC equals to approx. 1,761 acres of land or 571 acres of farmland on Planet Earth.
Stack sats, own your digital acres. š½
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Bitcoin Dynasty, the longest-running dynasty in the entire human raceā10,000+ years and counting. The earliest documents, recovered from an ancient digital system called the Internet, reveal that the founding members of the dynasty called themselves "hodlrs."
These early hodlrs, misunderstood in their own time, endured waves of fear, uncertainty, and doubt. They spoke in riddles of "stacking sats" and "never selling," their cryptic messages scattered across long-forgotten social networks like Nostr. While remnants of these transmissions remain, the true nature of their communication systems is lost to timeāwhether they built encrypted citadels of knowledge or whispered in decentralized channels beyond our reach, no definitive evidence has ever been found.
Despite relentless attacks from centralized entities, hostile regulations, and the inevitable rise and fall of civilizations, the Bitcoin standard remained immutable, its ledger unbroken across millennia.
Archaeological data from early block inscriptions indicate that these hodlrs operated in a world of fiat empires, where wealth was fleeting, controlled by rulers who manipulated its supply. But the hodlrs, bound by their unwavering belief in decentralization, forged a new financial orderāone beyond borders, governments, and even planets.
Legends say that during the first Great Hyperbitcoinization, sovereign city-states formed, their economies built upon Bitcoinās incorruptible foundation. With proof-of-work securing not just transactions but entire energy grids, humanity for the first time expanded beyond Earth, establishing interstellar trade networks where Bitcoin remained the sole medium of trust.
To this day, the dynasty thrives. Its grand archives, embedded in the quantum substrate of reality itself, continue to verify every transaction ever made, ensuring the legacy of the hodlrs never fades.
And still, the mantra echoes through the void: 1 BTC = 1 BTC.
Starting to see some depressive notes on the timelineā¦ guess the bottom is near. š
908 EH/s is the only metric you need for the time being. Everything else is just noise. And by the way, my little miners are holding up well during this bear-market-looking parabolic bull marketāthough my best difficulty still sucks. š
In 2021, Bitcoin experienced a 32% pullback before launching into a parabolic bull run. So far, we've seen a 29% pullback in 2025. IMO with this year shaping up to be the year for another parabolic bull run, I'm taking this opportunity to stack cheap sats from weak hands.
If you can survive this pathetic trap, you have a special place waiting for you in Bitcoin heaven.
Cheap sats..!
If weāre serious about growing a Bitcoin circular economy, why not integrate a module into profile pages that lets users showcase products/services and add shop links if they have something to sell? This could seamlessly enable peer-to-peer commerce, and if every app supported this functionality, it would make Bitcoin-driven trade more accessible and interconnected.
Am on the wrong platform? Fuck š
For years, weāve heard that markets forward looking. But now, the US has just announced a Bitcoin Strategic Reserve, and the marketā¦ doesnāt care? Seriously? A move this big, one that completely changes how governments interact with Bitcoin should be shaking things up. But instead, everyoneās stuck on short-term noise, totally ignoring the bigger picture. Itās not just surprising, itās ridiculous. The complacency is not just baffling, itās irrational. I dont accept that. Once people really get whatās happening, you wonāt believe how fast things will move.
$86k per orange coin! Are you kidding me!!!
