Bitcoin fix this inflection! ❤️🔥
Thank you 🥰🫂
This is exactly what #Nostr needs 📅
In 2017, Blockstream set out to develop a smart contract language that outperforms Bitcoin Script and EVM, offering more expressiveness with stronger safety assurances. Eight years later, we believe we've done it.
Introducing Simplicity.
http://blog.blockstream.com/simplicity-launches-on-liquid-mainnet/
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Simplicity isn't like Solidity, or most modern programming languages, which are Turing-complete. Instead, the language was designed to express any finite function while avoiding the risks associated with unbounded loops and global state.
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Simplicity provides developers with high confidence in their applications, allowing them to know all potential outcomes and fee costs before execution.
The recent Bybit hack illustrates the risks of including features like recursion and global state.
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With Simplicity's arrival, we have for the first time a clean foundation for serious financial applications, without the complexity and patchwork of risks that defined the last era of DeFi.
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Want to build covenants, vaults and delegation schemes? Now you can on the nostr:nprofile1qqsfjzteswm5cuyqpvvz40r0vszx4dcyql5u40xkeats5w9d48hht4guz0cnd. Want to create derivatives, pooled wallets or tokenless DEXs? That's possible too.
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Simplicity on Liquid is just the beginning. With community feedback, real-world usage, and more tooling, docs, wallet support, and example contracts, our next major goal is to activate on a Bitcoin test network.
Get started today.
Wow 🤘🤩❤️🔥
https://video.nostr.build/f7432072f104961603d23733f91d1da09b32b2f4ec679e81b2a0ea3050af06b9.mp4
July... a month of cold love play, and CEO sacrifice 👨👦
Let's mend the broken hearts out there with the best memes nostr has to offer 🖍
⚡️ 3000 zaparoos for the best one⚡️
Boost this post, and post your funniest meme below 👇 to enter.
Conditions:
😆 Anything funny
🖼 Pics or short videos (<30sec)
🥷 Doesn't have to be your meme
⚡️ Highest votes wins, and ZAPS = VOTES
🗳 Vote for others in the thread
👨💻 You need ⚡️ set up on nostr
♻️ Boosting your entry is allowed
🫂 Asking frens for votes is allowed
Entries close tomorrow, Friday 1st July, 7:00pm CST
Winner zapped and announced shortly after
My favourite will also get 500 zaps
Show me what you got nostr memers:
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With the Jade Plus, it’s simple to scan and sign air-gapped Bitcoin and nostr:nprofile1qqsfjzteswm5cuyqpvvz40r0vszx4dcyql5u40xkeats5w9d48hht4guz0cnd transactions, bringing the highest level of Bitcoin security to everyone.
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LFG 🤙❤️🔥
181 TH/S
But time up! 🥳🤙
Bitcoin meetups have always been the engine of adoption.
Now with the new Blockstream Local, meetup organizers can access free workshop materials, receive on-chain Bitcoin to distribute at events, and onboard their community to self-custody with the Blockstream app and Blockstream Jade.
Read the full story on how Blockstream Local, now powered by the Blockstream app, plans to fuel grassroots Bitcoin adoption with real sats and free open-source self-custody tools.
From El Salvador to Cuba, Namibia to Indonesia, learn how to get involved.
https://blog.blockstream.com/blockstream-local-now-powered-by-the-blockstream-app/
Wow 🤘🤩❤️🔥
⚡️ SHOW US YOUR RIG FOR ZAPS!!! ⚡️
Next #BlockParty 1 week away!
https://blossom.primal.net/45c94170aa7d09ce77d6d8a77b087d0d58a440de742c68eeec24be72f5e1255c.mov
I'm Ready with my precious ones ✨❤️🔥🤘
⚡ Reply to this note that you’re *IN* for the party to get a zap! ⚡
🟧 🎉 Get into Saturday’s #BlockParty via direct buys of hashrate and/or hooking up your home miner. ⛏️
🔸 Fully gamified
🔸 Charity angle, if you so choose!
You only need 17 sats to join, but you can buy hashrate as many times as you want. There’s plenty of hashrate to go around and EVERY HASH COUNTS!
There are currently 3 Bitcoin charities signed up, since we love to give back:
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If you choose one of them as your team, then they receive 10% of your reward if/when we hit a block. Wouldn’t that be cool?
Trouble hooking up to CKPool? We’re here to help, on Telegram: https://t.me/+AEvub_E_9hNiYzAx
LFG ❤️🔥
FIGHTING nostr:nprofile1qqs9avl6hmfcqrma3s3haa94c4h436skujtl44qvlht59hwhxksr8ngpzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcp9w320 🦾❤️🔥
🔥🤘🥳
I'm Ready with my precious ones ✨❤️🔥🤘
Still the hottest Day 🔥
🤝 Since we have a bunch of new followers around here, let us reintroduce ourselves.
Meet one of our co-founders, nostr:nprofile1qqs9r8ng0094ds7ac5dd2z2ygh34km7s5nwgva53d6ntndpc92t39rs4yuqkr, and learn about his Bitcoin mining background.
Learn about the rest of Rigly: https://rigly.io/learn/rigly/our-story
https://blossom.primal.net/39d26fafe4326ad07d519543970e1a0659f1aaad5cf15c512091eaff7b00ad2c.mp4
❤️🔥🤘
The developers of Samourai Wallet, Keonne Rodriguez and William Hill, which focuses on privacy for Bitcoin users were arrested.
Why?
Because privacy is apparently dangerous now. Let’s talk about this in today’s episode of Commute and Compute…
https://fountain.fm/episode/0UcBjc4QNQJGinkkHrqA
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