صبح یخزده
نور عشق میتابد
یخ دل آب شد.
Bill Hicks: The Alt-Coin Apocalypse
“You know, folks, I’ve been watching this circus they call ‘crypto.’ Yeah, #crypto. What a cute little name for a financial freak show. It’s like if Wall Street and a Vegas casino had a baby and then immediately abandoned it in a Chuck E. Cheese.”
“And you’ve got these degens—oh, I’m sorry, ‘investors’—running around, throwing their life savings at DogShitCoin, ShibaDildo, and whatever other cartoon characters they’ve decided are worth millions of dollars today. Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s just sitting there, the goddamn Mona Lisa of money, and you’re all like, ‘Nah, I think I’ll put my paycheck on this JPEG of a frog smoking a blunt.’ Genius!”
“But here’s the best part: They don’t even call it gambling anymore. No, no, no! It’s ’trading.’ Because nothing screams financial genius like staying up until 4 a.m. on Binance Futures, leveraged 50x, betting your rent money on whether a coin called ‘FartRocket’ is going to pump or dump. Spoiler alert: It’s going to dump. Like your bank account. Like your dignity.”
“And then they cry. Oh, the tears! ‘I was a millionaire yesterday! What happened?!’ I’ll tell you what happened: You didn’t listen. #Bitcoin doesn’t care about your feelings, your altcoins, or your moon-boy dreams. It just sits there, like a silent Zen master, saying, ‘Come back when you’re ready to stop being an idiot.’”
“Meanwhile, Bitcoiners—real Bitcoiners—are just stacking sats, quietly, while you morons are out there swapping your #Ethereum for whatever coin Paris Hilton tweeted about this week. Newsflash: The #revolution isn’t happening in the metaverse. It’s happening one block at a time, and you’re too busy gambling to notice.”
“But hey, it’s your money. Waste it however you want. Just don’t come crying to me when the bubble pops, and all you’re left with is a digital graveyard of shitcoins and regrets. You could’ve had sound #money, but you went with ‘MagicRainbowUnicorn.’ Nice work, champ. Real visionary stuff.”
“#Bitcoin doesn’t need you, man. It’s the Terminator of money: relentless, unstoppable, inevitable. And here you are, betting against it. You’re not ‘trading,’ you’re playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun.”
“So enjoy your alt-season, folks. I’ll be here, stacking #Bitcoin, watching the world burn, and laughing my ass off when your ‘investment’ goes to zero. Goodnight!”
#billhicks #aigenerated
Few nostr:note1wkzpj80wfwf972cddwq9dppvl2alhtx9qxh5jtdtwxr3jsruhf2q4mzw3h
Rashid’s in full catnap mode.
#catstr 
How awful I can’t ⚡️ you for you kind attention sir.
Just a little chit-chat with ChatGPT, sparking thoughts like this:
Loneliness is an abstract concept; each person experiences and interprets it through their own unique perspectives, feelings, and experiences. Yet, the pain, suffering, and sense of alienation it causes are universal—a shared global affliction. How is it that seven billion social beings, evolved to find happiness in connection, still struggle with this? Or is happiness so elusive that it exists only within the mind?
#thoughtserupt #grownostr
Got it! Here’s a revised version reflecting that idea:
Loneliness is an abstract concept; each person experiences and interprets it through their own unique perspectives, feelings, and experiences. Yet, the pain, suffering, and sense of alienation it causes are universal—a shared global affliction. How is it that seven billion social beings, evolved to find happiness in connection, still struggle with this? Or is happiness so elusive that it exists only within the mind?
#ThoughtsErupt #grownostr #nostr
nostr:note1s3p04c6laqmfg9awmqud2g7fsdzx38wd2h5dd3qalj5y50wjfghs69mkl0
Don’t sleep on this pod! 🎙️ nostr:npub1kaxcj0tdxrve7e0ysnv35df4mq8p0ncz4qkd30jqgw8t8cx7t86q6fp6dn the GOAT drops gems, and nostr:npub1heqkxm37d5h7n8sx2gqdez5sxnu39qrylhxnnd66dxpu4e2ufyysdkkx28 the Mastermind keeps it 🔥. Tap in! nostr:note12m4uxnje3ek95mxytfra0gdkeyq03wyztwujtyua79x3q6u8cg3ss6zt9c
One of Bitcoin’s greatest benefits, which Bitcoiners living comfortably in the West or free societies rarely grasp, is this:
Imagine living in a totalitarian Middle Eastern country under constant suppression, where your hard-earned paycheck in local clown #fiat melts faster than an ice cube in the desert.
Guess why this depreciation happens: the Mafia state—aka the government—steals from the people through endless money printing while splurging on #war and #oppression. Every month, your purchasing power gets wrecked even more when compared to the dollar.
But as a Bitcoiner?
I’m just chilling.
I’m empowered.
#Bitcoin is my untouchable, sovereign store of value—immune to censorship, confiscation, or fiat games. Satoshi didn’t just give us digital gold; he gave us the ultimate tool to say, “Not today, tyrants.”
That’s the real legacy.
People FOMO into #Bitcoin when they see it mooning, clueless and excited, like lemmings on a cliff. But careful when you jump—don’t faceplant on the way down. If you do hit the ground, don’t panic-sell your sats to the greedy suits at the bottom. Instead, stop being a noob, study Bitcoin, and #DCA like an adult. Nothing’s more important than understanding the asset you’re holding.
- as a toxic Bitcoin maxi once said.
GM🌞 and PV💜 #nostr
May your day be as warm and bold as your coffee
#coffeechain #gfy 
“زندگی جز نفسی نیست، غنیمت شمرش”
“Life is but a breath, cherish it.”
“عاشق از قاضی نترسد، مِی بیار”
“The lover fears not the judge, bring the wine.”
#persian #poem #hafez #parvin
#شعر #پارسی 
Came across a frozen fountain on an early morning hike, a stunning reminder of nature’s ability to turn something as simple as flowing water into a beautiful, icy sculpture.
#grownostr 
Look who’s been low-key active on Nostr lately- the one and only, nostr:npub127nj8uf28vdj9ed2r0hx42tk7wecwuepvnut42fwxa0lfrg6d3wsk4zljv
nostr:note1val7z8p7s4q8llj5xq5lf9pp7ckkhf0egr8e60yfku68d3cndlns2qrjkr
درختان لخت
ماه میدرخشد اما،
دلها بی پاسخ.
#هایکو 
Beautiful Maria 😻
#catstr 
Find the #catstr 
Handsome fellow he is. It seems he lost a part of his tail when he was young.