Never skip a kegel day 😁

I mean, it's healthy exercise, my doctor would recommend it. Not sure about my wife though 😅

A little sad that I haven't created a vanity npub, maybe starting with 5008135 or something like that. Too late for that since I already made...what the hell, over 1000 notes? That's more than I expected 🤯

GM 🌥☕

https://cdn.azzamo.net/225298ae3ae4f10769711ad148d1cd6d27b0e878d6989c1fcb8a4e958b1d3f3c.webp

Is she serving coffee or just on her way to the lounge?

Talk about morning routine 🤩

Three whole minutes? 🫣

Even nsec? 😱

Good rhythm is sometimes all you need. Be it dancing, thrusting pleasure into someone's nether region, or fuck-rest cycles 😀

Never had anything bad happened with this approach before 🫡😁

Should you clarify the rules first or go head first?

https://cdn.azzamo.net/52a532dddfc24e95e0267a15da74f219733332f23a719c763d3e105b15f7e217.webp

GM ⛅☕

https://cdn.azzamo.net/c94fa30a3a72a582c7d2b403ed3ab164f7c73ff67b291e174611bddcde9d94d9.webp

Given recent bunny spread, I would be a little afraid to get blowjob from her, but since she is not wearing ears I #stillwould

That's a good question. Never had tried balls before. I think it could if your skin is pale enough? Would definitely start on lower intensity.... Actually I might try it. #forscience

Yeah! It sucks for the initial phase when you do it biweekly, but it actually works better than one would expect. Although they warn that for fair hair, it may not work that well, we have never had an issue. Granted our case is not pure blond, but still.

https://cdn.azzamo.net/fada65822ac2b554f1bdf8a484ca83f7083ead5e1202d569c428b5f4e8c1fb70.webp

Yeah, I was afraid so 😅

Love is about making conscious choices.

https://cdn.azzamo.net/8385dce8206ad74200a52614300deb97bd1070f98c2f1a128ac27369da9dd85a.webp

I think I will add the roaring twenties (imagining Great Gatsby) to my list of time periods to be isekai'd into while wealthy.

I mean, the transitions/contrasts between laws prohibiting showing knees on the beach and upper-class extravagance in lingerie is a good starting point. Illegal bars of the prohibition era, with gals that just wanted to have fun. I can see a story of some motherly figure that helps younger ladies who aren't cut out for the non-romantic aspects of such life, sail through such a maelstrom. Her secret? If you saturate their senses with booze and drugs in some safe haven of yours, you can also add sapphic exploration to the list of sins.

https://cdn.azzamo.net/a2beb6c9d135e63263359eaf73d011ecca8b003a9b7ffbe41ccd24ca4ed04dcc.webp

Guilty as charged.

https://cdn.azzamo.net/7c4402ee3c9afacc885b55b8f146ca51bbefc701a864f26fcc4af19e8da67070.webp

Not too much into piss, but when in Rome (with nostr:npub1qvm5wd8mkd82x0zjyfs5pzxfqlq4urr8tulx9tzw8g4gvkh0m3zqagcfkt 😁) ..

I mean I am just a simple man, my whole need pyramid is built around being seldom released, often horny, always loved ^_^

Also, humiliation list? Have you decided to venture into the waters of trying to becoming mistress again? 😀

Coffee break time is time for retrospection, like was my morning as productive as I wanted, how old was that chick in the leather jacket I saw on my lunch walk, 19 or 40? Had nostr:nprofile1qqsqxd68xnamxn4r83fzyc2q3rys0s27p3n470nz438r525xtthac3qpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsz9mhwden5te0wfjkccte9esh57npd4hjumn9wshszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7r9mrr3 completed her quest for the best new dildo? #peacefullife

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I start following nostr:npub162ev82sl5wkwhmk9gjrtg7gv959ckv9qvxv8pdh3aawfzxgnh20svk4hja and a moment later this image pops up.... this can't be a coincidence https://cdn.azzamo.net/4ae7b2493e68291852aa76693d63a3a3a29c24d93bfe664a687a989448771a16.webp

#truthisoutthere #frequencyillusion

So it's sensory overload ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

😁

https://youtu.be/lWqJTKdznaM?si=rVt-_GnWQJXH3t-O

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Making buns with ham and radishes for dinner, thinking about Her in some elaborate fantasy story, cooking on autopilot...dang it. I have put mustard on the buns when kids specially pleaded with me to use ketchup. Oh well, scrape the mustard and eat it too because I hate throwing food out. Eh... #invisiblesubburden Oh well,... I believe some gals definitely had worse.

Should I post more image content? On one hand I konda dig nsfw text based wall, on the other, images! 🤩 #asknostr

Hey, you... yes you, psst, I have a secret that I haven't told anyone. When I leave something with weight (like an event, special place) and get on a bus, train, whatever, I buy a snack for the ride. Waffle and cheap ice coffee, the kind that has more sugar than coffee, and just sip, munch and bathe in melancholy. You are the first one that knows this, so that makes us #conspirators #nostrect (like nostr and secret, get it? 😄)

Planted a seed in Her garden and got pretty messy during that 😏

Ok, it wasn't exactly a seed, more like a full-blown flower... donated by her sister... and it was an actual garden outside, not...you know, other kinds of gardens, but still, #itsthethoughtthatcounts

What about some remote controlled toys, like lovesense makes, granted lovesense make top tier in quality and price, but they are cheaper alternatives I believe

It lags a little from Amethyst, having no problem from nostrudel, will see if it is a persistent issue :)

Versatile! You can get one that's "normal" at beginning and have knots after some length. But you have mentioned you have rather shy cervix, so better keep that length down 🤔

And most economic option too...

I mean, it's classic for a reason ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯