yall better cut this shit out

friday is payday

that is all

Fuck this shit my payday is literally 4 days away and you guys are pumping the price

GFY

Super deep philosophical conversations happening at the hospital today.

Coworker 1: “Ugh…the nurse just called to let me know that my patient was found in the bathroom eating her shit out of the toilet again.”

Coworker 2: “Hmmm…interesting. Let’s reflect on this. I wonder what the shit of her shit will look like after she shits it out…”

Coworker 3: “I think if you ingest your own shit that the shit just inverses itself and turns back into what you originally ate…so maybe she’ll shit out an apple or some other shit like that.”

Coworker 2: “But what if she ate popcorn-induced shit? Would it turn back into popcorn, or would she shit out a corncob?”

Me: 👀 “Did someone say something about corn?”

Yessssssssur

Are you going to a Bitcoin Halving party or meetup next month?

Anyone else have a lot trouble with their Jade/Green app and seeing login issues or failure to connect?

This little orange baby has given me quite a bit of trouble - pretty hit or miss.

I have tried repairing, resetting, swiping into phone menus to try to trick it into doing stuff. Seems I get like 1/10 successful connections.

#asknostr

Andrew Jackson. Could have been said yesterday. Absolutely applicable to today. Looking forward to when some brave politician says it tomorrow. In The Creature from Jekyll Island. #nostr #plebchain #bitcoin

Today I finished my Open Water Diver Certification. Bitcoiners, I’m already looking for your lost coins from boating accidents.

Sorry, i linked it after i posted this.

Thanks fir sharing it when you found it.

It was a good read

👀

Donald Trump's former acting Defense Secretary Chris Miller claims the January 6 committee threatened to 'make his life hell' if he kept claiming his former boss authorized National Guard deployment during the Capitol riot.

In an exclusive interview with DailyMail.com, the former Director of the National Counterterrorism Center said he became 'fearful' of aggressive tactics by members of the Democrat-led panel who tried to stop him speaking publicly about a narrative that didn't align with their final report.

Miller's bombshell claims follow a report by Republican Rep. Barry Loudermilk that reveals the committee withheld a transcript from an interview with a top White House official where he told Vice Chair Liz Cheney and other staffers that Trump did want to deploy troops.

Cheney did not immediately respond to a request for comment on whether she or any other members of the Select Committee corresponded with witnesses in a way that could be interpreted as threatening.

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Donald Trump's former acting Defense Secretary Chris Miller claims the January 6 committee threatened to 'make his life hell' if he kept claiming his former boss authorized National Guard deployment during the Capitol riot.

In an exclusive interview with DailyMail.com, the former Director of the National Counterterrorism Center said he became 'fearful' of aggressive tactics by members of the Democrat-led panel who tried to stop him speaking publicly about a narrative that didn't align with their final report.

Miller's bombshell claims follow a report by Republican Rep. Barry Loudermilk that reveals the committee withheld a transcript from an interview with a top White House official where he told Vice Chair Liz Cheney and other staffers that Trump did want to deploy troops.

Cheney did not immediately respond to a request for comment on whether she or any other members of the Select Committee corresponded with witnesses in a way that could be interpreted as threatening.

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How good is this shirt?

might try out Primal for a day instead of Damus just to see what that's like

The halving is in 4468 blocks, on track for 4/20.

I'd stack hard.

#bitcoin

I came across a "deleted account" in my follows, someone who started on nostr over a year ago but gave up just recently. In their last post they said they'd genuinely tried but it just wasn't working out for them. However, when I checked their stats on nostr.band the results were unsurprising. They were not actively using nostr. They posted maybe 1 note a day avg., never zapped anyone (publicly at least), and only followed ~200 accounts. That is not "genuinely trying" to use any social network, including nostr. You get out what you put in with most things in life, and nostr is no different. It's ok to be a passive lurker, but if that's all you put in then you probably won't get much out of it. If you want to find depth of experience here, be present and active, and engage with people in meaningful ways using the features of the network that allow you to do so. You will make or break your own #nostr experience.